Chokesmurf

I got my leg caught under a skateboard and snapped my femur in half.

Hooray for basic knowledge with Paint!

Ram Man was badass.

So call me maybe.

Yugioh Destiny Board Traveler. I was so disappointed, even as a six-year old.

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Yeah, that sounds about right.

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Kurt Cobain. He was a great songwriter, but as a guitarist and vocalist, he was decent at best.

There’s no specific fandom that I dislike, but some of the video game fandoms can be pretty ridiculous.

Now, I actually did write this. It didn’t take too long, but I hope the effect is has on you is priceless. Here I am, being exiled to death for being what everyone else despises. I am made of what everyone hates. I am made of what people see as junk and worthless trash. I have been born into a life of hatred and seclusion. Since the day I escaped my birthplace, I have been tasked with suicide. I remember the entire body telling me to drown myself in the Sea of Sorrows for such a treacherous act as being...

Wait a minute…

Wish granted, but it’s the episode where they’re invaded by Miley Cyrus. I wish I could meet Albert Einstein.

But each time you respawn, you immediately die. I want a can of Febreeze.

I absolutely love The Punisher, especially when his story crosses over with Spider-Man.

I do believe in God, but also believe Christians should be like the ones that Ghandi wanted.

Who needs pimpin’ when you got SWAG? How do I shot web?

I used to have this same exact Spyro Plushie when I was really young. Thankfully, someone also had one and decided to upload a picture of it on Photobucket.