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Commented on #ThanksMichelleObama

Oh, please. The Illuminati are a whacky conspiracy theory. Obviously, it’s the lizard people who are behind this.

Nov 22, 2014 at 10:25AM EST

Commented on #ThanksMichelleObama

You know who else eats Spanish rice?
Latin American communists.
Still think the US government hasn’t undergone a Marxist takeover? Wake up, sheeple.

Nov 21, 2014 at 05:51PM EST

Commented on #ThanksMichelleObama

It all looks a whole lot better than what I was getting a couple of years ago in school…

Nov 21, 2014 at 05:50PM EST

Commented on Grandmas Smoking Weed for the First Time (Extended Cut)

Whenever I need a quick pick-me-up, I just take a quick look at the Facebook comments and see what mind-numbingly stupid shit Lisa Lombardo is spouting.

Here, she basically takes those ‘Marijuana: Not even once’ joke posters as factual.

Nov 20, 2014 at 09:20PM EST

Commented on -Gate (Suffix)

More overused than ‘literally.’

I have never seen it used to refer to something that even comes close to being on par with the president of the United States ordering break-ins against political rivals.

Nov 19, 2014 at 03:41PM EST

Commented on IGN's Rating of ORAS.

Post my opinion, downvoted until it’s buried.
Post my opinion in humorous image macro form, upvotes galore.

KYM logic.

Nov 19, 2014 at 03:28PM EST

Commented on IGN's Rating of ORAS.

“They thought a game I like was only okay. Clearly, they’re ignorant and biased!”

I think Pokemon kinda sucks. If taste was universal, there would only be one review needed for each game.

Nov 18, 2014 at 03:03PM EST

Commented on R2D2 Budgie

Some birds have a pretty amazing capacity for sound imitation. Look up talking ravens.

Nov 11, 2014 at 08:34PM EST

Commented on Pretty Much

Well, there’s nothing wrong with liking something, or even passionately liking something. It’s the ‘We like this and it’s obviously better than the thing you like!’ attitude that I can’t stand. Like the person who made this dumbass image.

Nov 09, 2014 at 09:08PM EST

Commented on Pretty Much

I love me some Zelda, but a large portion of Nintendo fanboys are just insufferable.

Nov 09, 2014 at 08:23PM EST

Commented on 114.png

I love how they end it with a bit of casual antisemitism. Classy touch.

Nov 09, 2014 at 06:50PM EST

Commented on Hillary Clinton

The only ways to ‘rid the world of politics’ would be to either install worldwide anarchy, or to find a way for every person to somehow agree.

Neither seems too likely.

Nov 08, 2014 at 10:07AM EST

Commented on Hillary Clinton

I don’t think you should brag too loudly about being the slightly less despised party (for the brief moment) of a despised government.

Nov 07, 2014 at 07:54PM EST

Commented on Emotional Roller-Coaster 9/10 IGN

Oh, and also original Modern Warfare was pretty damn good, in my opinion. I mean, having to play ever moment your character getting nuked when you’re expecting some heroic escape/rescue that never happens was one of the best executed plot twists in a game I’ve seen.

Nov 04, 2014 at 07:47PM EST

Commented on Emotional Roller-Coaster 9/10 IGN

I’d still hold that the World at War campaign as one of the best straight-up FPS single-player experiences I’ve ever had.

Strangely, it’s only after they started listening to the bitching masses, about ‘2 many WWII games! moar robots!’ that they started to release generic garbage year after year, in my opinion.

Nov 04, 2014 at 07:44PM EST

Commented on Emotional Roller-Coaster 9/10 IGN

You are out of respects. Would you like to have 10 respects added to your Activision Call of Duty Elite account for the low, low price of $9.99?

Nov 04, 2014 at 06:18PM EST

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