Joined Feb 29, 2012 at 09:18PM EST
Wait, is that a dinky ass cigarette is “Big Boss’” mouth?
Nice try Decoy Octopus.
You know, sometimes I like to imagine Bane sitting next to a roaring fire while reviewing Talia’s plan to take over and subsequently destroy Gotham with his tiny reading glasses. Then he has some…questions about the plan.
Bane (removing reading glasses): Talia, I, er, have some questions about this plan.
Talia: What part are you having difficulty with?
Bane: I get the whole attack on the Stock Exchange, Breaking the Bat, Imploding the Football field to trap the GCPD, and making the populace descend into mob rule for five months before the bomb detonates anyway.
Bane: Welll…is sleeping with Bruce Wayne REALLY necessary?
Bane: Isn’t this entire plan to get back at him for thwarting your Father’s dream to destroy Gotham?
Bane: And…somehow…sleeping with the man who killed your Father is going to achieve this goal?
Talia: SHUT UP!!! IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!
Bane: Okay, Okay, whatever, you’re the Ghul.
Why the Hell is Green Lantern using a YELLOW handkerchief to wipe his brow?
Not gonna lie, she reminds me A LOT of TARA STRONG,
not that this is a BAD thing of course.
You know, there was actually this mercenary army during the 80’s that used the ashes of their fallen comrades to make diamonds which they carried into battle with them.
Who the Hell WOULDN’T play as the TITAN?
Its punches alone would turn you into a flesh smoothie, and if it got bored, all it would need to do is step on you.
Well, it IS a Vulture, so be careful what you wish for.
My headcanon is that he was sold to THE COLLECTOR 30 years ago as Damage Control.
I know it makes no sense, you risk breaking your knuckles if you plain old punch somebody, that is why you always strike with an open hand.
The best part is, this is what he was drawing at the beginning of the video, BEFORE HE EVEN JUMPED INTO THE CAR!
Uploaded an image to Alternate Universe.
You are welcome.
Or E) You are in the alternate universe where Mark Wahlberg did, in fact, stop 9/11.
No, she’s PARASOUL.
Wait do you mean the Stupid Girl who decided to date Kick-Ass despite the fact that he lied about being Gay from the first movie or the Stupid Girl who posted on Facebook that she was dating Kick-Ass in the sequel?
OR, are you talking about the Stupid Girls who picked on Mindy Mccready, while completely ignorant of the fact that she was Hit-Girl, were fully aware that her adoptive father was a police officer?
Pretty much every single Australian, Canadian, or British Actor at least once during their careers.
Wait a second, Dia has the stitches around her neck that clearly indicate that she stole the body of Joanna Joestar. That means, Georgina Joestar was never born, thus the entire JOJO bloodline was nipped in the bud, and Dia is free to take over…