Joined Feb 29, 2012 at 09:18PM EST
Nah, I’ll have to pass,
This guy made me a better offer.
Is this JOJO’s BIZARRE ADVENTURE?
You know, my younger brother did something like this on the way to GODZILLA.
Except it was with a turtle that he almost ran over.
He tried to mime eating it like a sandwich.
As soon as he put the poor thing down, it practically bolted.
So, without missing a beat, I said.
“GODDAMMIT, THIS IS WHY GAMERA IS FRIEND TO CHIRREN AND NOT ADURTS!”
JOHNDOE’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE!
Watch them announce, like, Lelouch Vi Britannia.
Yeah, you might want to get tested though,
I couldn’t resist the opportunity, forgive me.
Edward: Thank God I didn’t lose THAT due to equivalent exchange.
Uploaded an image to POMF =3.
They can bounce if I want to.
Forward or in rewind.
Cause they bounce and if they don’t bounce
They ain’t no boobs of mine.
You don’t want to buy these hot dogs, they are too high in saturated fats.
One might even say they’ve undergone, COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION.
It doesn’t count as a Darwin Award if the victim is underage.
This is the exact same setup Woolie has when he plays MAHVEL.
FAR CRY 4 LOOKS AMAZING!!!
Well, that and Mother’s Day comes with the risk of the child burning down the house while trying to make breakfast in bed unsupervised.
Should have gotten TITANFALL
AND WE’LL CALL IT…THE HAWKEYE INITIATIVE!!!
Want to hear something depressing?
Huey’s Heroes are Civil Rights Leaders and Revolutionaries.
Riley’s Heroes are Gangstas and Thugs.
It seems that no matter which role model they pick, they’ll always end up with one who was either imprisoned or shot.
Now that’s a Morton’s Fork if I’ve ever heard one.
There does need to be a comic miniseries about JJJ though. Like from the time when he was 10 and he was watching the Watergate Scandal play out to the day his lung cancer finally catches up with him.