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To be fair, all of the “Ice Cream” you see in commercials or in advertisements are actually dyed mash potatoes because real Ice Cream would melt pretty darn quickly under studio lights.

Nov 11, 2014 at 10:27AM EST

Commented on GamerGate

I am personally reminded of the ending of X-MEN FIRST CLASS. Magneto admits that Shaw is right about the fact that Humans will always treat Mutants like monsters, but Erik reminds Shaw that he came here to fulfill a personal vendetta, and then destroys Shaw with his own currency. Meanwhile, Charles, who is unable to read or control someone’s mind for the first time in his entire life has to convince Magneto not to destroy the warriors who are trying to wipe out his “people”. Of course, having spent his adult life living in a mansion, giving college lectures, picking up co-eds at bars, and discouraging a young woman from exploring her own identity, is unable to find the right words to appeal to the man who was tormented as a child and spent HIS adult life hunting down racists who sought to escape justice. Thus, Charles automatically invokes Godwin’s Law, a white woman who is infatuated with said privileged asshole tries to intervene, and he ends up crippled as a result. When it comes time to pick sides, all the women and minorities end up siding with Magneto, and Charles is left alone with a bunch of white boys and the only woman is robbed of her agency by being mind-wiped. Then he scuttles of to his mansion to wallow in self-pity for a decade while Magneto is arrested after trying to save the President of the United States of America.

Nov 09, 2014 at 02:41AM EST

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Nov 09, 2014 at 01:29AM EST

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How on Earth (did you forget/have you not heard of) TOMB RAIDER?

Nov 08, 2014 at 11:56PM EST

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Don’t steal someone else’s kids, make your own!!!

Nov 08, 2014 at 03:00PM EST

Commented on Julius Caesar wrote 50 shades of Grey

You know, there was an issue of the Fantastic Four where a group of terrorists stole one of Reed Richard’s time machines and threatened to kill the first amphibian as it was crawling out of the ocean unless the UN gave them $50,000,000,000.

Thankfully they hadn’t seen the Fantastic Four movies, otherwise I don’t think they would have bothered with the ransom.

Nov 08, 2014 at 02:37PM EST

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He dies of a broken heart because he cantaloupe.

Nov 08, 2014 at 02:29PM EST

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Yes who knew the dude whose first name is “LIE” would be so untrustworthy?

Says the man named “Welch.”

Nov 08, 2014 at 02:27PM EST

Commented on Privileged Wil Wheaton

And furthermore, you are violating your own Prime Directive, AKA, Wil Wheaton’s First Law of the Internet, which is, as follows,





Nov 06, 2014 at 03:22PM EST

Commented on Privileged Wil Wheaton

Dammit Wheaton, you are making me empathize with Sheldon Cooper.


Nov 06, 2014 at 03:18PM EST

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Nov 06, 2014 at 03:06AM EST

Commented on GamerGate

He writes while using PROFESSOR GENKI AS HIS AVATAR.

Nov 04, 2014 at 12:19PM EST

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