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Great quotes by Winston Churchill
"From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I shall not put. "
Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Winston Churchill: "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly
Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband, I’d drink it.”
“You can always count on Americans to do the right thing--after they’ve tried everything else. "
“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. "
“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. "
“It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried. "
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
“The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.”
“We contend that for a nation to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.”
" Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen."
Oh and while we are on the subject of wise British leaders here is a gem by one Margaret Thatcher
“The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money.”
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I’m looking forward to it but they still had me falling off my chair at “our self-respect”.
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You don’t know whats in those letters, maybe her mom sent her some sheet metal for her birthday.
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That doesn’t explain why she gave birth to a bowling pin.
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For a moment there I thought he was picking her nose.
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I’m curious how do you almost become a furry? Did you wake up one morning and say “I think I’ll become a furry…never mind I’m going back to bed.” I know it seems weird for me to become so transfixed on this but that’s not the kind of thing you “almost” do. You don’t “almost” become a homosexual and then decided against it because you just remembered you don’t like man junk.
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10/10 would bang.
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It’s been so long. What happened to us? We used to be closer than Brazil and Poland but now we are more like Nigeria and Austria. Why?
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I miss you.
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Wait so what they make atomic bombs from apple seed? This putts apple farming into a dangerous new perspective.
Wait it’s making noises!?
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I’m uncomfortable with how well that synches up.
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That face just screams “I will destroy everything you know and love.”
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It almost looks like her belly button is consuming the swimsuit.
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There is no Celestia, only Zuul.
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Imagine this but at a movie theater in 3-D. Also this.
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Go home Pinkie Pie you are drunk.
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I will favorite this…because of the funny comments. Yes that’s it, I want to come back later and laugh at them all over again and nothing else…
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“Use the hammer.”
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I will never understand the criteria for which things are upvoted and downvoted on this site.
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Before I un-swiss your cheese? BEST THREAT EVER!
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“Doesn’t even wear a hat”
Trixie I see your into TF2 now.
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I like these and all but it’s always so depressing when they draw better with their non-dominate hand than you do with your dominant hand.