colonel sanders

Dude your profile pic is awesome :D

can i have some shoutern fried scootaloo?

O HAI Where can i get me some DFC? (Derp Fried Churkin)

Hmm… Seems legit.

Hey! How have you been?

“colonel sanders is now following you”

You make chicken?
Oh crap.

Love your pic!!! lol

It’s due to all your comments. From what I can tell 100+ activity makes you a researcher.
I got researcher on my first day here, because I uploaded over 100 pictures of ponies.

When did I become a freakin researcher!? Not even a jr. researcher! I’ve never made an article, or even edited one so how did I get promoted like this? Anyone who reads this please answer.

To be honest…I didn’t even know you could be friends on here. I thought there was only following.

BUT NOW WE’RE FRIENDS TOOO!!!

Well I’ve only been on 6 days.

I planted a bomb on my page

your follow list is now 20 percent cooler.

yo, can u friend me?

The new avvy looks awesome, man!

BRILLIANT!

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I’m probably not the first to do this but I thought of it myself. W00t for me!

Nice choice! That derped-up expression always makes for some lulzy avatars.

It’s a shame that it would even have to be kept secret. Why can’t everypony just stop being so judgemental and live in HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE!

That avatar idea sounds cool. Which character you got in mind?

lol thanks
oh, it’s definitely

No, your last comment about my name is still quite correct. :V

And what about a horribly bastardized avatar like this: http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/097/502/original/1297053882993.png?1297057336

Thanks for the tip bro.

Danke. I like your chicken. Except in the original KFC in Corbin. The service there is terrible, and you need to rebuke the workers with a massive, blunt instrument.

Colonel, I have a question. I heard you’re in child care now, so do you drive a van with “Free chicken” painted on the side?