Location: Somewhere in the underground sector of Jarvindalus Province
Joined Feb 15, 2012 at 10:04PM EST
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Certified Animu Connoisseur (Favorite is Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggan)
Proud Derailer of Shitstorms
Defender of Cartoons (CN REAL was a dark time for them)
Protector of creative wit
And the eater of dolphins…. well, dolphin-shaped fish sticks dipped in custard, a la Doctor style
List of things I want to see made:
Mega Man Legends 3
Mega Man X9
Mega Man ZX 3
Viewtiful Joe 3
My Name is Earl revived
Swat Kats: The Radical Squadron revived
A better conclusion to the 90’s Spider-Man series after Mary Jane got lost in that freaky-deaky limbo
Samurai Jack- The Movie
Hot Wheels: Acceleracers Movies 5 & 6
Sym-Bionic Titan revival (canned due to lack of interest on the part of the development team and difficulty trying to collaborate- the idea it didn’t get a toyline is misconstrued; it was meant to be a lifeline for the series, but that fell through, too)
Moar Teen Titans (and Slade Wilson unmasked)
Deadman Wonderland Season 2
Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial By Fire- Part II
Doctor Who: The Time War (regeneration of 8th Doctor; is the 50th going to fulfill my wish? Let’s wait & see)
A new Pokemon series (ASH IS A LOSER)
Bleach: Thousand Year Blood War arc televised
One last Mega Man NT Warrior series that chronicles Alpha’s presence (never addressed on TV)
Honey Boo-Boo in Child Protective Services
Transformers: Animated- a revival
A proper conclusion to the Powerpuff Girls (Their 10th anniversary special was a complete “WTF?!” moment)
Total recovery of the lost episodes of Doctor Who from the wiped master tapes T_T (If I knew where The Tenth Planet was hiding, I’d be a hero and rich beyond my wildest dreams)
VICTORY LIST: All things I have pined for and been graced with:
-A proper conclusion to Inuyasha
-The revival of Toonami and subsequent departure from the toned down kid-friendly image
-A new Boy Meets World series (One of the genuinely good shows Disney made)
-Cancellation of Jersey Shore (GOOD FRIGGIN’ RIDDANCE YA POMPOUS, GUTTER TRASH GREASWADS!)
-Futurama brought back on-air… then retired again after outstaying its welcome, but I’m cool with it
-Pokemon Gen VI: Mega Evolutions rule!
-Destruction of Internet regulation attempts SOPA, PIPA, & CISPA
-Whose Line is it Anyway? RETURNS!!!
-Dexter’s Rude Removal released
-3D Pokedex app (but now that Nintendo release Gen VI, it better come with an update system!)
-Soul Eater on Toonami :) (I was about to watch the anime, now I have no excuse not to!)
-A second Monster’s Inc film (albeit a prequel)
-A fan-made seventh game for Mega Man Battle Network that acts as a lovingly spiritual successor, Chrono X!
Link here: http://www.mmbnchronox.com/
Five simple rules to stay gold on the net:
1, Don’t mention a topic that can cause Political Discourse- seriously, you try talking about ANYTHING political on the net and expect a civilized response!!
2. Don’t profess your ideal ship. For every reaction, there is an opposite reaction; like so, for every Kataang supporter, there is a Zutara supporter who will point their cannons at your vessel.
3. NEVER post any 9gag content. 9gag is the home of despondent scumworms who filter-feed off the refuse of the internet. If you find any material that has been tainted by their watermark of death, please open up MS Paint and crop it out before you post it online.
4. Please do not post anything that negatively obsesses over, makes a fuss over, insults, degrades, whines about, mocks, or so much as pokes the backside of the MLP fandom. Take it or leave it. That is all we can do. The fanbase is too big and rabid to stifle in an argument. And keep in mind everything you do post with ponies in it will have a third of its green thumb rating countermanded with red thumbs. Some people are just too gotdang juvenile to accept something frilly as “manworthily acceptable.” I myself will (try) not butt into pony-related manners because I have not introduced myself to bronydom yet. ’Tis a scary prospect, and I am a creature of habit more suited to my niche in Doctor Who
5. Religion, sexual preference, and birth control are dangerous topics to screw around with. Watch your keister if you decide to throw one of those highly combustible briquttes onto the barbecue we call the message boards. You will get a taste of hell for your efforts.
And the golden rule: OP can be, at any given point in time, a colossal, grasping faggot.
Have a nice day. But if your name is Sasuke Uchiha…
Prepare to die shrieking. And Sakura… either quit crying or turn evil and go aggro on the entire human world for making you suffer. Take your pick.
As for you, Mako, brother of Bolin, you are a DOUCHEBAG.
That is all. Tally-ho!
“Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb! That’s how I roll!”
--Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
That has to be the biggest tearjerker in this special. So much weight in just taking off the bow-tie. I mean it’s like Eleven is saying, “I’m done. Bow-ties were my thing. And I won’t be me anymore. I’d be imitating me. Time to let them go.”
FASTEST. REGENERATION. EVER!
We got the light show without the face change… then BAM! Suddenly Capaldi!
Imagine the Cybermen as Google Plus and the Daleks as the Internet.
“And let it be known that on the final day of cartoon reckoning, the Nineties descended from the heavens of Yesteryear to smite the bastardized lands of the Today, whereupon the mighty Sir Dexter of Laboratory struck down the inferno-maned beast Johnathan the Terrible that led the satanic legions of the New Teens. That day was filled with many tears of joy, for the abominations against humanity had been vanquished. The long and arduous terror was now over. A new era had dawned. The Renaissance of Animation had arrived.”
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But SJ did get a comic, so we lucked out in the print department.
The finale movie, however, is still in the air.
I don’t mind Duck Dynasty, but their number one fan, Wal-Mart, makes my jimmies quake. Sure, it’s nice to have some memorabilia of your favorite show, but Wal-Mart and also Sam’s go ass overboard with their merch. I can visit other stores than these, but when you gotta budget for gas and goods, you go where the deals are and bite the bullet with gusto.
Take a look in your local Wal-Mart and tally up all the Duck Dynasty things you see in the store. You could even do a drinking game (not while you’re in the store, for fuck’s sake!). Put the liver donor hotline on speed dial.
….There. I’m done.
And I- GODDAMMIT THERE’S A WALMART BLIMP FLYING OVER MY HOUSE RAINING DOWN DUCK DYNASTY PROPAGANDA!! WHERE’S MY FUCKING SURFACE-TO-AIR MISSILES?!?
How do you perform a spell check…?
Ah, who cares? He probably only looks at the coloring books, anyway.
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
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Regarding this whole article:
Season 1 is the only season I acknowledge. It had promise. Episode 14 beyond, FUCKITY NO!
Everything else is just some jackass’s excuse in the foley department to crack a damned whip.
Fuck it. 404 time.
Which was eaten by a bigger shark that knows about… The Word.