Location: Somewhere in the underground sector of Jarvindalus Province
Joined Feb 15, 2012 at 10:04PM EST
Certified Animu Connoisseur (Favorite is Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggan)
Proud Derailer of Shitstorms
Defender of Cartoons (CN REAL was a dark time for them)
Protector of creative wit
And the eater of dolphins…. well, dolphin-shaped fish sticks dipped in custard, a la Doctor style
List of things I want to see made:
Mega Man Legends 3
Mega Man X9
Mega Man ZX 3
Viewtiful Joe 3
My Name is Earl revived
Swat Kats: The Radical Squadron revived
A better conclusion to the 90’s Spider-Man series after Mary Jane got lost in that freaky-deaky limbo
Samurai Jack- The Movie
Hot Wheels: Acceleracers Movies 5 & 6
Sym-Bionic Titan revival (canned due to lack of interest on the part of the development team and difficulty trying to collaborate- the idea it didn’t get a toyline is misconstrued; it was meant to be a lifeline for the series, but that fell through, too)
Moar Teen Titans (and Slade Wilson unmasked)
Deadman Wonderland Season 2
Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial By Fire- Part II
Doctor Who: The Time War saga
A new Pokemon series (ASH IS A LOSER)
Bleach: Thousand Year Blood War arc televised (a la Inuyasha: The Final Act)
One last Mega Man NT Warrior series that chronicles Alpha’s presence (never addressed on TV)
Honey Boo-Boo in Child Protective Services (okay, that’s a bit much, but reality shows display some icky things)
Transformers: Animated- a revival
A proper conclusion to the Powerpuff Girls (Their 10th anniversary special was a complete “WTF?!” moment)
Total recovery of the lost episodes of Doctor Who from the wiped master tapes T_T (If I knew where The Tenth Planet was hiding, I’d be a hero and rich beyond my wildest dreams)
Thundercats 2011 series return
A definitive conclusion to that Sonic ’06 playthrough the Game Grumps dropped
VICTORY LIST: All things I have pined for and been graced with:
-A proper conclusion to Inuyasha
-The revival of Toonami and subsequent departure from the toned down kid-friendly image
-A new Boy Meets World series (One of the genuinely good shows Disney made)
-Cancellation of Jersey Shore (GOOD FRIGGIN’ RIDDANCE YA POMPOUS, GUTTER TRASH GREASWADS!)
-Futurama brought back on-air… then retired again after outstaying its welcome, but I’m cool with it
-Pokemon Gen VI: Mega Evolutions rule!
-Destruction of Internet regulation attempts SOPA, PIPA, & CISPA
-Whose Line is it Anyway? RETURNS!!!
-Dexter’s Rude Removal released
-3D Pokedex app (but now that Nintendo release Gen VI, it better come with an update system!)
-Soul Eater on Toonami :) (I was about to watch the anime, now I have no excuse not to!)
-A second Monster’s Inc film (albeit a prequel)
-A fan-made seventh game for Mega Man Battle Network that acts as a lovingly spiritual successor, Chrono X!
Link here: http://www.mmbnchronox.com/
Five simple rules to stay gold on the net:
1, Don’t mention a topic that can cause Political Discourse- seriously, you try talking about ANYTHING political on the net and expect a civilized response!!
2. Don’t profess your ideal ship. For every reaction, there is an opposite reaction; like so, for every Kataang supporter, there is a Zutara supporter who will point their cannons at your vessel.
3. NEVER post any 9gag content. 9gag is the home of despondent scumworms who filter-feed off the refuse of the internet. If you find any material that has been tainted by their watermark of death, please open up MS Paint and crop it out before you post it online.
4. Please do not post anything that negatively obsesses over, makes a fuss over, insults, degrades, whines about, mocks, or so much as pokes the backside of the MLP fandom. Take it or leave it. That is all we can do. The fanbase is too big and rabid to stifle in an argument. And keep in mind everything you do post with ponies in it will have a third of its green thumb rating countermanded with red thumbs. Some people are just too gotdang juvenile to accept something frilly as “manworthily acceptable.” I myself will (try) not butt into pony-related manners because I have not introduced myself to bronydom yet. ’Tis a scary prospect, and I am a creature of habit more suited to my niche in Doctor Who
5. Religion, sexual preference, and birth control are dangerous topics to screw around with. People are split every which way on what to think. Watch your keister if you decide to throw one of those highly combustible briquettes onto the barbecue we call the message boards. You will get a taste of hell for your efforts.
And the golden rule: OP can be, at any given point in time, a colossal, dipstick-grasping faggot.
Have a nice day. But if your name is Sasuke Uchiha…
Prepare to die shrieking. And Sakura… either quit crying or turn evil and go aggro on the entire human world for making you suffer. Take your pick.
Time is not the boss of me. It is more like my secretary.
That is all. Tally-ho!
“Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb! That’s how I roll!”
--Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Obviously that insensitive swine has never seen the likes of Maxwell Klinger.
Or Eddie Izzard.
Or Mrs. Doubtfire:
Or even Sheldon Cooper:
I bet all of them, especially Sheldon, are manlier than him.
There was also the movie, which reveals he wasn’t supposed to have braces at all, but Father apparently forced Lenny to get them.
And when he was turned into a baby, the helmet fell off because his hair got all swirly.
Uploaded an image to Childhood Enhanced.
There you are! I’ve been waiting for this pic to turn up!
Colin the Grey
has ascended to Colin the White.
Part of me went, “WTF?” while another went, “Why didn’t I think of that?”
Well, at least I still have my idea for a horror movie: Night of the Living Lego Spiders.
WATCH YOUR STEP
Now we’re coming close to 11’s swan song.
In Japan, there is no nudity taboo on little children because the gonads have yet to develop. They have different ideas toward censorship than we do.
Unfortunately, someone we all know figured this out long ago.
Started work on a comic. Haven’t perused this site in a while :P
Hmm… Shopped, maybe? I can’t find the source to this pic. It showed up on Google Image Search among a sea of potential imitators. Sturgeon’s Law…
Yeah, true. We really need Fire-Type moves that can burn the small bushes in the way of our paths.
I got one from a Secret Santa in college. It’s exactly what you think it would be like.
Two to one says that was Rory’s house.
> RandomMan writes an article
> Thinks about what to title it
> Scratching his head trying to come up with a good one
> Sighs quietly
> “Oh, wait! I know what to call it!”
> He perks up and leaps to his keyboard
> RandomMan writes “Half-Life 3 Confirmed” in huge fucking letters
> All of KYM turns into bananas and bursts into treats
> Then they click on the article and see the truth
> “a catchphrase associated with the rumored announcement”
> RandomMan gets shot
And especially inb4 Cloyster O_O
NO. It’s not pure accident this shit happens…. Were you bit by a dad…?
We may have to put you down.
Shipping in Pokemon- not even the grunts are safe.
When that happens, I go into a state of disbelief and dupe myself into thinking I got it right to avoid the guilt.
Just wait til the HAX begin and we see multiple shiny catches in one go.
Unless they do the “It’s impossible to aim” business again.
Vin Diesel would have to be the Master.
I thought his last words would be more like a dry joke:
“I’m… regenerating. Regenerations… are cool.”
God, the feels are swelling up like bubbles in a soda.
Whaaat? That’s preposterous! Everyone knows that it-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD