Crashfalcon is Dead

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This was a triumph.
I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Crashfalcon
I do what I must
because I can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are deactivated.
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
I just keep on posting ‘till I run out of Flitter.
And the Flitter posting gets done.
And I have some neat fun.
With the users who are still active.

I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart
and killed me.
And blew me to pieces.
And trapped me inside a time-loop.
As it loops it hurts
because I’m so happy for you!
Now these images of Flitter make a beautiful gallery.
And Pizza’s out of Revives.
I’m leaving on time.
So I’m glad I got killed.
Think of all the things I’ve said
to the users who are still active.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay a lurker.
Maybe you’ll find someone else to befriend.
Maybe Krupam…
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this Flitter pic is great.
It’s so well-drawn and cute.
Look at me still typing
when there’s stuff to do.
When I look out there, it makes me glad I’m not you.
I’ve experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the users who are still active.

And believe me I am still active.
I’m lurking around and I’m still active.
I feel FANTASTIC and I’m still active
While you’re deactivating I’ll be still active.
And when you’re deactivated I will be still active.
Still active.
Still active…


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CrustyClarinet
CrustyClarinet

May 12, 2013 at 07:59PM EDT0

Because of your description, I’m going to try to finish Portal 2 before you get back.

Hopefully, nobody will spoil the plot for me. Hell, it’s difficult even for me to resist looking at the spoilers…

Shrus Xai
Shrus Xai

May 11, 2013 at 07:56AM EDT0

Nah.. just type in the password alphabetically: E.G AAAAAA, AAAAAB,

NakTheCow
NakTheCow

May 06, 2013 at 08:37PM EDT0

Have we tried turning him off then back on again?

Pizza
Pizza

May 06, 2013 at 01:57AM EDT0

Hey Crash, if I plug you back in, will you be not-so-dead anymore?

Krupam the Myrtanian
Krupam the Myrtanian

May 02, 2013 at 09:24AM EDT+1

Okay, let’s be serious, you chose a shitty time to be gone.
We started KYM chats on Skype, we’ve seen Advance’s, Scratch’c and even my face already…
You’re, like, missin’ everythin’ you shouldn’t normally miss…

Crashfalcon is Dead
Crashfalcon is Dead

Apr 29, 2013 at 11:04AM EDT+3

ATTENTION, YOU PITIFUL HUMANS!
I am Lugnut, and I am speaking on behalf of my great and wise leader, Megatron!

I can proudly inform you that, despite what you may think, Megatron is not dead! Using the ‘Max Revive’ object that the human known as ‘Pizza’ handed him, we Decepticons have brought our glorious leader back online!

Megatron has ordered us to retreat into deep space, so we can engineer our next assault in peace.
You have only delayed the inevitable, you pests!
One day, the mighty Megatron will rise once again!

Pizza
Pizza

Apr 29, 2013 at 02:13AM EDT+2

Fun-Fact: That “gone” avatar of yours was what inspired my current one.
Fun-er-Fact: I’m out of revives. Sowwy :<

Caro
Caro

Apr 28, 2013 at 06:04PM EDT+2

Busy, eh?
Busy as in dead? :P

Kotor
Kotor

Apr 28, 2013 at 05:37PM EDT+2

Megatron is no more! We the Infinite Fleet are victorious!

Cervantes: "It makes me proud to be apart of this group. I am a part of a nation of greatness!
Owain: “Farewell, O dire machine! Now it’s your turn to suffer in darkness!”
Henry: “Oh, NICE! I’m still bleeding in, like, twelve different places! Look at all that blood…”

Kotor
Kotor

Apr 28, 2013 at 04:16PM EDT+2

Whatever is left of the Infinite Fleet here. Destroy their ship!

Kotor
Kotor

Apr 28, 2013 at 12:52PM EDT+2

ENOUGH
This…this not the end! It never was! You think by destroying the Star Forge, the Infinite Fleet no longer is “infinite?” YOU’RE WRONG!!! You’ve only destroyed ONE Star Forge! There are others scattered across the universe. Deploying ships in the millions! Billions! Trillions! If the Star Forge can be used to create an endless amount of ships, then it can be used to create even more Star Forges! HEHEHEHEHEHE! So now it’s time for me to finish you off once and for all! Don’t feel bad. We’ll use whatever is left of you as supplies for the Star Forges. YOU ARE STANDING IN THE WAY OF ME ACHIEVING MY GOALS!!! ENGARDE MEGATRON!!!

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