Amy's Baking Company PR Scandal
Crashfalcon is Dead
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Joined Jul 01, 2012 at 03:20PM EDT
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This was a triumph.
I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Crashfalcon
I do what I must
because I can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are deactivated.
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
I just keep on posting ‘till I run out of Flitter.
And the Flitter posting gets done.
And I have some neat fun.
With the users who are still active.
I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart
and killed me.
And blew me to pieces.
And trapped me inside a time-loop.
As it loops it hurts
because I’m so happy for you!
Now these images of Flitter make a beautiful gallery.
And Pizza’s out of Revives.
I’m leaving on time.
So I’m glad I got killed.
Think of all the things I’ve said
to the users who are still active.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay a lurker.
Maybe you’ll find someone else to befriend.
Maybe Krupam…
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this Flitter pic is great.
It’s so well-drawn and cute.
Look at me still typing
when there’s stuff to do.
When I look out there, it makes me glad I’m not you.
I’ve experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the users who are still active.
And believe me I am still active.
I’m lurking around and I’m still active.
I feel FANTASTIC and I’m still active
While you’re deactivating I’ll be still active.
And when you’re deactivated I will be still active.
Still active.
Still active…
Recent Activity
Wrote on Crashfalcon is Dead's wall.
ATTENTION, YOU PITIFUL HUMANS!
I am Lugnut, and I am speaking on behalf of my great and wise leader, Megatron!
I can proudly inform you that, despite what you may think, Megatron is not dead! Using the ‘Max Revive’ object that the human known as ‘Pizza’ handed him, we Decepticons have brought our glorious leader back online!
Megatron has ordered us to retreat into deep space, so we can engineer our next assault in peace.
You have only delayed the inevitable, you pests!
One day, the mighty Megatron will rise once again!
Wrote on Kotor's wall.
WHAAAAT!? THIS CANNOT BE!
I’M GOIN- AAAAARRRG!
YOU LITTLE B- UUUUUURRRR!
NO! I CAN’T BE DEFEATED THIS EASILY!
I MUST… I MUST RETR- NOOOOOO!
AH… AH… AHHHHHHH̛͟H͟͜H̵͠HḨ̴H̵̸H͠!̵!̡̕!͠
I̶҉҉M̨.̕.̨͟͝.̡͏ P͝͞O҉҉SS҉I.͘.̢͏.͟ B̢͢L͘E͡..̴͠.̧*dies*
Wrote on Kotor's wall.
Hngggg… Too strong…
Grrr… You may have won this battle, but you won’t win the war!
DECEPTICONS, RETREAT!
Wrote on Kotor's wall.
Never! A true Decepticon never surrenders!
DECEPTICONS, BEGIN THE ASSAULT ON KOTOR’S BASE!
Wrote on Kotor's wall.
Wh… Wha… WHAT!?
IMPOSSIBLE! You… you…
ARRRRRRGGGG!
Betraying me was a big mistake, Kotor…
DECEPTICONS, ATTAAAAACK!
Wrote on Kotor's wall.
Bwahaha! You fool! That fleet was merely a distraction!
While they kept you occupied, I sent another fleet to hit you where it hurts!
Wrote on Pizza's wall.
Also, it looks like someone downvoted your comment. Very strange.
Wrote on Kotor's wall.
CHARGE, DECEPTICONS! CHAAAAAARGE!
Wrote on Krupam the Myrtanian's wall.
Why would I even want to spit? You organics are most vile.
Wrote on G1 Ironhide's wall.
You’ll have to make me…
Wrote on Kotor's wall.
I will fight to the death!
CHARGE!
Wrote on Krupam the Myrtanian's wall.
Big mistake, you miserable organic.
Wrote on Caro's wall.
Oooooooh! You’re a brave lass, saying that to me!
I’d crush you like an ant if I wasn’t so busy right now…
Wrote on Pink Tokyo's wall.
Hello there.
Do not worry, I will not kill you… at least, not yet….
Wrote on Kotor's wall.
You are not as ‘infinite’ as you think! I’ll push though your forces and destroy the Star Forge, preventing your army from constantly growing!
Then, I’ll eliminate the remaining ships one by one, until your fleet is no more!
Wrote on Kotor's wall.
Hmph…
Problem solved.
Wrote on Kotor's wall.
I LIVE!
Now, what did you just say about ‘planning on having Megatron killed anyway’?