Crazy☾

If I followed you, would you follow back? I may need help during my visit here.

Fear not, I was merely informing Advanz that you and Caro are, in fact, not the same entity (unless you are in which case I am very surprised, impressed at the amount of time you have, and disturbed that you have conversations with yourself).

LOOK AT ITS LIL ARM JUST HANGIN’ OUT THERE. 83

Caro wants a pocket bunnyyyy. D:

I could not stop laughing.
And then I watched it again.
And then I still couldn’t stop laughing.
It’s a cycle. Help.

Well, in that case, whoever wrapped Dash needs some work on their form.
It is pretty much canon that she doesn’t wrap presents though, so I find it plausible that she doesn’t know how.

Come on, Dash…
At that point, why even bother with the bow…

Your CMC folder is ‘partry?’
Please download more pictures of Equestria’s cutest fillies!

Resistance is futile!

Oh, and your name is on the list.
Good luck!

Carob, LOLOL. I love it.

What do bunnies eat?
Carobs.
You mean carrots.
No, carobs.

Dumb joke. :P

Why do you have a folder filled with scat of me?

>I sound like your mother.
>Your mother has, most likely, seen your face/stature.

BSP uses something different, then. From what I could tell, they obviously use a completely different system there. Anyways, I’m visiting Southern California for two weeks, so I hope the U.S. is as good to me as last time!

Not unless you live in the U.S… is that really what they call it there now? My psychologist diagnosed it as MPD.

You sound like my mother.

Especially on the selfish thing.

But sure, I’m less sore on the matter. Perspective helps with that. So whereas I’m not so sure that someone will come along, I’m kinda OK with the fact. I don’t think I should find happiness in a hypothetical woman I haven’t met, but I’m willing to become invested in a Ms. Verbose should she come along and make me sammiches.

I always sorta roll my eyes when I hear reassuring things about my romantic stock when they haven’t seen my terribly deformed face or the fact that I’m a dwarf, but I do know you mean well. So sincere thanks.

Preeeetty much.

There are some other things that play into it. In all honesty, I haven’t so much as kissed a girl on the lips (anything considering “beyond” that hasn’t happened either.) Part of that is due to my stance on sex before marriage and the other part is that I try to be a gentleman. Er, at least I try not to make any moves unless I’m very sure they’re wanted (and I want them. The two don’t often coincide.)

There are other things that make me as inexperienced as I am, but it turns into a sap story at some point.
 
Suffice it to say that I’ve become rather objective about romance, fairly bitter, and all sorts of cynical. (And pretty good at all three.) Not really odd for a kid on the Internet though, no? :D

THAT POOR CUTE THING. WHY WOULD ANYONE PUT THAT ADORABLE BABY IN A MEASURING CUPPP. THEY BETTER NOT BE USING IT FOR COOKING. WAHHHH.

If I was referring to YOU I would have capitalized the C in “crazy” when I said that …

But I DIDN’T, now did I?

So stop altering my quote! D:<

Oh silly, you’re more paranoid than I am.
But whatever helps you sleep better at night, I suppose.
Man … now you’re gonna get me thinking that I need to change mine.
I hardly ever change mine though … like I said, the one I have is pretty much damn foolproof.

Thanks!
I’ve always loved that picture of Scoots.
She looks like she went a little overboard with the tape, but at least she’s better at it than Dash.

THE VIDEO ALONE DROVE ME TO TEARS.
BUNNY WIKES DA DANDAWION! YUMMY!

I literally just let out a small shriek from the cuteness.
Oh.
My.
God.
BABYBUNNYSOCUUUTE.

I’d be surprised that there is a popping fetish, but I’m not that noobish.
 
And no, you can’t make me go and hunt that following image down. I see you trying to stir my curiosity. I see you, dawg.

“Weird” will suffice. I’ll keep my innocence right where it is, thank you very much .

I believe I told that joke poorly…
 
Since that Luna gif was of her inflating herself, I made the point that the sequel would have her inflate herself to a point where she would pop like a balloon.

I meant “gore” in a way that actually wasn’t gore with blood and guts but in the sense that she would make herself explode (more specifically, burst like a balloon with too much air pressure.) A joke.

Don’t you do it. I will ban you again or something.
 
And no, but I’d assume from her size in the prequel, the second one shows the effect when air pressure exceeds the bounds of the elasticity of the walls in which the pressure is contained.
 
 
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What I’m trying to say is that gore isn’t allowed on the site.

And your tentacles scare me.

Wait, you posted outside of Pony Gen?

Do you do that? Is that a thing that happens?

Yeah, I mean… I always see you active in the mornin’ here, ‘round 8 o’clock, which is midnight or few hours after midnight ^{depends on the coast}. It’s so regular thing to see, that one can assume you’re seriously nocturnal.