CrustyClarinet

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Location: Somewhere I don't even know

Joined Nov 07, 2012 at 09:36PM EST


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About

Why do I love Valve so much?


I am CrustyClarinet. And this… is my KYM account. It costs 400,000 brain cells to look at my account… for 12 seconds.



Here are my interests:
Mario, Kirby, Minecraft, Team Fortress 2, Half-Life, Dolan, Exotic Birds, Katawa Shoujo, Homestuck, Pokémon, Spongebob, Angry Birds, Garry’s Mod, Portal, The Simpsons, Futurama, Gravity Falls, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Left 4 Dead, and many other things.



What I’m good at:
Untying Balloons
Climbing Stairs
Archery
Playing the Trumpet



Moar crap about me:
My 5 favorite colors are Orange, Green, Blue, Red, and Purple.
My zodiac: Cancer
My birthday is on June 28.
Best TF2 class: Pyro
Minecraft name: Jhfr07
Best brawl character: Mr. Game & Watch
Favorite pony: Fluttershy
Favorite Katawa Shoujo character: Rin Tezuka
Favorite Homestuck troll: Vriska Sekret

Other things and gizmos:

50 Friends
100 Friends
200 Friends
Beat Winnie the Pooh’s Home Run Derby
Get this entry confirmed

Song: Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story – Dimble Woods


Website
http://knowyourmeme.com/users/crustyclarinet

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Über Mephisto
Über Mephisto

Mar 05, 2013 at 01:34AM EST+1

How was I stupid enough to not realize that? To not realize starch-based dolphins were top-tier? Fixed it.

Verbose
Verbose

Mar 02, 2013 at 06:12PM EST+2

You’re welcome, but I mostly banned the user, because they were evading another ban. None of her behavior was ban worthy from what I saw. It looked like she successfully got many users’ goats without breaking the rules.

Moargun
Moargun

Mar 01, 2013 at 07:35AM EST+1

Haha! You’re welcome c:
(and thank you for giving me credit? idk)

Also, don’t feel obligated to follow my tumblr, I know it’s really nsfw :T

Crashfalcon is Dead
Crashfalcon is Dead

Feb 26, 2013 at 11:24AM EST+2

To make the following more simple, I’m going to make up some abbreviations:
GF = Grandfather
GM = Grandmother
My mother’s parents are GF1 and GM1
My father’s parents are GF2 and GM2

GF1 died in 2006 and GF2 died in 2011.
I was pretty sad when GF1 died as he and GM1 had lived in the same house as the rest of my family since before I was born.
I was also pretty sad when GF2 died, but after his death I found out that he was racist and often bullied GM2, so I’m no longer sad at all.

Both GM1 and GM2 are both in their eighties and while GM1 is in very good health for her age (she can still walk around for long periods and climb stairs without a walking stick), GM2 has nervous system disorders and always needs a walking frame. I doubt GM2 will live for much longer than a year or so.

CrustyClarinet
CrustyClarinet

Feb 25, 2013 at 07:01PM EST+5

I recently received some bad news.

My neurologist passed away on Friday, and my mother broke it to me today.
I feel very sad because I’ve known him for years, and he cared about me and he helped me when I was struggling with school ever since 4th grade (I’m diagnosed with ADD, and I’m in 9th grade now). I was so shocked when I heard the news, and I felt like it was too soon. I feel so terrible.

May he rest in peace.

Crazy☾
Crazy☾

Feb 24, 2013 at 07:36PM EST+2

Napalm is my savior



That took me a minute. I had to find an image that wasn’t of Japanese/Vietnamese children burning alive.

Crazy☾
Crazy☾

Feb 24, 2013 at 07:22PM EST+3

Spiders are one of the few places where I heavily disagree with Luna.



Crazy☾
Crazy☾

Feb 24, 2013 at 06:02PM EST+2

I wish Spider-Man had been bitten by a radioactive brown recluse. That way, all he would do is hide under bed sheets and creep around dark crevices. Then he would die from having his necrosis go unattended and getting gangrene.

Caro
Caro

Feb 22, 2013 at 10:18PM EST+1

Ah, my mistake!
Still … I wasn’t thinking that stuff back then! O_O

Vino
Vino

Feb 22, 2013 at 09:59PM EST+3

We’re betrothed and this shit is hilarious, son. That is all.

Caro
Caro

Feb 22, 2013 at 09:26PM EST+1

It’s alright.
Just don’t think much of it.

amanda b.
amanda b.

Feb 22, 2013 at 06:00PM EST+1

that is the most accurate picture on the internet, clarinets

Crashfalcon is Dead
Crashfalcon is Dead

Feb 22, 2013 at 09:37AM EST+3

YOU’RE YOUNGER THAN ME!?

Holy crap. I was expecting you to be about 17-20…

Also, you’re not the youngest around here. Trollkeeper was 13 in October.

Crashfalcon is Dead
Crashfalcon is Dead

Feb 21, 2013 at 08:02AM EST+1

When Aitselom he first appeared on KYM (back in July/August) he kept spamming the image gallery with pics telling people how he wanted to be Twilight Sparkle, like this.
It would appear as though he’s dropped that habit now.

Caro
Caro

Feb 21, 2013 at 02:30AM EST+1

Then I’ll follow you so hard back!

Crashfalcon is Dead
Crashfalcon is Dead

Feb 20, 2013 at 12:02PM EST+2

You sure are.
Other names I recall Aitselom using include Princess Aitselom, Twilight Sparkle’s 1# Fan, and The Cancer of KYM*.

What surprised me about last time (when he was Lord Jesus Christ) and the time before that (when he was Turbotastic) is that Aits never attempted to speak to me all, which is odd, as I’m pretty much his arch-nemesis (and have been ever since he first came to KYM).

*Yes, he really did name himself ‘The Cancer of KYM’ once. He’s quite an odd one.

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