CrustyClarinet

How was I stupid enough to not realize that? To not realize starch-based dolphins were top-tier? Fixed it.

Thank you!

Yup, and i never took meds.

You’re welcome, but I mostly banned the user, because they were evading another ban. None of her behavior was ban worthy from what I saw. It looked like she successfully got many users’ goats without breaking the rules.

Haha! You’re welcome c:
(and thank you for giving me credit? idk)

Also, don’t feel obligated to follow my tumblr, I know it’s really nsfw :T

That is one totally swagged-out parrot.

Forgiven!

my special attacks are STEAL and JUMP

give me a bucket of chicken to see me evolve into SHAQUILLE ONEIL

To make the following more simple, I’m going to make up some abbreviations:
GF = Grandfather
GM = Grandmother
My mother’s parents are GF1 and GM1
My father’s parents are GF2 and GM2

GF1 died in 2006 and GF2 died in 2011.
I was pretty sad when GF1 died as he and GM1 had lived in the same house as the rest of my family since before I was born.
I was also pretty sad when GF2 died, but after his death I found out that he was racist and often bullied GM2, so I’m no longer sad at all.

Both GM1 and GM2 are both in their eighties and while GM1 is in very good health for her age (she can still walk around for long periods and climb stairs without a walking stick), GM2 has nervous system disorders and always needs a walking frame. I doubt GM2 will live for much longer than a year or so.

Your neurologist couldn’t have had a better patient. R.I.P.

I recently received some bad news.

My neurologist passed away on Friday, and my mother broke it to me today.
I feel very sad because I’ve known him for years, and he cared about me and he helped me when I was struggling with school ever since 4th grade (I’m diagnosed with ADD, and I’m in 9th grade now). I was so shocked when I heard the news, and I felt like it was too soon. I feel so terrible.

May he rest in peace.

Did you miss me?

Napalm is my savior



That took me a minute. I had to find an image that wasn’t of Japanese/Vietnamese children burning alive.

Spiders are one of the few places where I heavily disagree with Luna.

I wish Spider-Man had been bitten by a radioactive brown recluse. That way, all he would do is hide under bed sheets and creep around dark crevices. Then he would die from having his necrosis go unattended and getting gangrene.

Ah, my mistake!
Still … I wasn’t thinking that stuff back then! O_O

We’re betrothed and this shit is hilarious, son. That is all.

It’s alright.
Just don’t think much of it.

that is the most accurate picture on the internet, clarinets

YOU’RE YOUNGER THAN ME!?

Holy crap. I was expecting you to be about 17-20…

Also, you’re not the youngest around here. Trollkeeper was 13 in October.

When Aitselom he first appeared on KYM (back in July/August) he kept spamming the image gallery with pics telling people how he wanted to be Twilight Sparkle, like this.
It would appear as though he’s dropped that habit now.

Oh damn, he must’ve found me out.

Then I’ll follow you so hard back!

You sure are.
Other names I recall Aitselom using include Princess Aitselom, Twilight Sparkle’s 1# Fan, and The Cancer of KYM*.

What surprised me about last time (when he was Lord Jesus Christ) and the time before that (when he was Turbotastic) is that Aits never attempted to speak to me all, which is odd, as I’m pretty much his arch-nemesis (and have been ever since he first came to KYM).

*Yes, he really did name himself ‘The Cancer of KYM’ once. He’s quite an odd one.