Das WunderKind
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Location: 2Fort, New Mexico
Joined Aug 01, 2011 at 06:15PM EDT
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I am Rusty Shackleford, or, Das Wunderkind, which is German for “The Wonder Kid.” My favorite meme is troll face, favorite game is Warhammer, my favorite pastime is arson, and my favorite movie is Full Metal Jacket. I hate anime and enjoy destroying all that is dear to this world. I am a Christian, but that doesn’t mean I won’t fuck around. I am insane, and will not hesitate to attack people who attack me.I plan on one day destroying 4Chan, to show that I MEAN FUCKING BUSINESS!
Recent Activity
Wrote on Sarah's wall.
Danke, Kamarade.
Commented on Life of Julia Parodies.
@Olivia Gulin Hopefully Mormon Strawman.
Commented on It Gets Better Project.
I can’t help myself. but….. It gayts better.
Commented on 2fd.gif.
MFW I looked into the trap.
Commented on The Main Difference Between Europe and USA.
Dear Rest of the United States,
Stop making us look like fucking idiots.
Thank You.
Commented on AX6ESB6BEG2N43IHPKT5COG36S4OCP34.jpeg.
Does nobody understand that Germany is no longer a fascist nation?
Wrote on Das WunderKind's wall.
FELLOW CONSERVATIVES, OBAMA HAS BEEN MOCKED! PREPARE FOR INCOMING COMMUNIST PRESIDENTIAL SHITSTORMS!
Commented on We Can't Stop Here, This is Bat Country.
Terry Gilliam directed this?
CONFIRM METER JUST WENT OUT THE GOD DAMN ROOF!
Commented on fd2.png.
Almost true story, Hitler was an artist, but you forgot the part where he also wanted to be a cowboy and hated his parents.
Wrote on Herobrine's wall.
Hallo, Herr Geist Steve!
Commented on 246.png.
She’s not legal, and even if she was, she looks like a ghost.
8/10 would bang if legal and not ghost.
Commented on 356.jpg.
8/10 Would more than likely bang.
Commented on College Liberal.
Says Republicans are racist,
Beat men for being black before the War between the States.
Commented on Checkmate, Atheists.
As a Christian, this makes me laugh so hard.
Commented on Dolan.
I’ve been staring and grinning at these pictures stupidly for the last two hours.
CONFIRM DIS NIGGA.
Commented on Facebook Parenting.
This man is a fucking genius. I’m serious. The weak do not count their blessings, they get hem and proclaim “I want more, because I want it. If you do not give them, then I shall hate you,” A less fortunate man counts whatever blessings he has and is damn proud of them. This man is one of the greatest examples of good, strong parenting I have ever seen.
Wrote on A Red Spy's wall.
May I make a suggestion?
Commented on Assuming Control.
Mass Effect 3 has a pretty awkward camera, when it comes out, I probably won’t bu-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!
Commented on I Took an Arrow in the Knee.
If you’re havin’ girl problems,
I feel bad for you son,
I dodged ninety nine arrows,
but my knee took one.
Commented on 0e31b499-f2d7-46c4-9a4f-74f16dba6ab0.gif.
The next president should be Ronald Reagan’s ghost.
GHOST REAGAN, 2012
Commented on 48e.jpg.
Wait, aren’t vegans not allowed to eat anything made of, by, or resembling an animal? Chocolate is normally made with milk….
Commented on 692.jpg.
Don’t care. You started a war and pinned Germany. Yeah, you’re real nice people.
Commented on a52.jpg.
I have ADHD and this is fu
Commented on c8e.jpg.
I’m one of the few religious people I know who doesn’t hate science and realizes that many famous scientists were religious.
Can I have an award now?
Commented on Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition.
MORE……CONTENT!