Das WunderKind

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Location: 2Fort, New Mexico

Joined Aug 01, 2011 at 06:15PM EDT


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About

I am Rusty Shackleford, or, Das Wunderkind, which is German for “The Wonder Kid.” My favorite meme is troll face, favorite game is Warhammer, my favorite pastime is arson, and my favorite movie is Full Metal Jacket. I hate anime and enjoy destroying all that is dear to this world. I am a Christian, but that doesn’t mean I won’t fuck around. I am insane, and will not hesitate to attack people who attack me.I plan on one day destroying 4Chan, to show that I MEAN FUCKING BUSINESS!


Recent Activity

Wrote on Sarah's wall.

Danke, Kamarade.

Aug 28, 2012 at 05:38AM EDT

Commented on It Gets Better Project.

I can’t help myself. but….. It gayts better.

May 13, 2012 at 07:25PM EDT

Commented on 2fd.gif.

MFW I looked into the trap.

May 08, 2012 at 11:18PM EDT

Wrote on Das WunderKind's wall.

FELLOW CONSERVATIVES, OBAMA HAS BEEN MOCKED! PREPARE FOR INCOMING COMMUNIST PRESIDENTIAL SHITSTORMS!

May 08, 2012 at 10:51PM EDT

Commented on fd2.png.

Almost true story, Hitler was an artist, but you forgot the part where he also wanted to be a cowboy and hated his parents.

Apr 29, 2012 at 12:39AM EDT

Wrote on Herobrine's wall.

Hallo, Herr Geist Steve!

Apr 29, 2012 at 12:36AM EDT

Commented on 246.png.

She’s not legal, and even if she was, she looks like a ghost.
8/10 would bang if legal and not ghost.

Apr 29, 2012 at 12:32AM EDT

Commented on 356.jpg.

8/10 Would more than likely bang.

Apr 29, 2012 at 12:28AM EDT

Commented on College Liberal.

Says Republicans are racist,
Beat men for being black before the War between the States.

Apr 29, 2012 at 12:11AM EDT

Commented on Checkmate, Atheists.

As a Christian, this makes me laugh so hard.

Apr 11, 2012 at 07:03PM EDT

Commented on Dolan.

I’ve been staring and grinning at these pictures stupidly for the last two hours.

CONFIRM DIS NIGGA.

Apr 07, 2012 at 11:11PM EDT

Commented on Facebook Parenting.

This man is a fucking genius. I’m serious. The weak do not count their blessings, they get hem and proclaim “I want more, because I want it. If you do not give them, then I shall hate you,” A less fortunate man counts whatever blessings he has and is damn proud of them. This man is one of the greatest examples of good, strong parenting I have ever seen.

Feb 19, 2012 at 01:55AM EST

Wrote on A Red Spy's wall.

May I make a suggestion?

Feb 19, 2012 at 01:45AM EST

Commented on Assuming Control.

Mass Effect 3 has a pretty awkward camera, when it comes out, I probably won’t bu-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

Feb 18, 2012 at 06:31PM EST

Commented on I Took an Arrow in the Knee.

If you’re havin’ girl problems,
I feel bad for you son,
I dodged ninety nine arrows,
but my knee took one.

Feb 18, 2012 at 06:26PM EST

Commented on 48e.jpg.

Wait, aren’t vegans not allowed to eat anything made of, by, or resembling an animal? Chocolate is normally made with milk….

Feb 18, 2012 at 06:03PM EST

Commented on 692.jpg.

Don’t care. You started a war and pinned Germany. Yeah, you’re real nice people.

Feb 18, 2012 at 06:01PM EST

Commented on a52.jpg.

I have ADHD and this is fu

Feb 18, 2012 at 05:57PM EST

Commented on c8e.jpg.

I’m one of the few religious people I know who doesn’t hate science and realizes that many famous scientists were religious.

Can I have an award now?

Feb 18, 2012 at 05:54PM EST

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