Dave Davidson

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Location: Super Meme Genius

Joined Mar 31, 2009 at 01:47PM EDT


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About

So I guess I should update this profile or something.

I’m just some old internet dude who doesn’t really care about memes anymore and therefore doesn’t really come on this site. I occasionally still lurk, but eh.

Oh, and I was here before Capt. Blubber and all the other oldfags you know here. I’m pretty much a geezer.

I’ll stop talking now.


Website
http://vegetarianlyfe.tumblr.com/

Recent Activity

Commented on Raging Ginger.

Who the hell is this?

Jan 22, 2010 at 09:04PM EST

Wrote on Captain Blubber's wall.

“Breakfast without pancakes” is an oxymoron

Jan 22, 2010 at 08:59PM EST

Wrote on Captain Blubber's wall.

Especially with syrup!

Jan 22, 2010 at 03:54PM EST

Wrote on Captain Blubber's wall.

Damnit Cap’t, don’t you see I no longer have anything to contribute to this conversation.

Therefore, this convo is now about pancakes.
Pancakes are delicious!

Jan 22, 2010 at 01:54PM EST

Wrote on Captain Blubber's wall.

Well then they explode.

Game over.
Inb4 you lost the game

Jan 22, 2010 at 12:12AM EST

Wrote on Brad's wall.

I very very much appreciate you pulling the Ramirez article back into submission.

One problem: we still cant upload pics. D’=

Jan 22, 2010 at 12:03AM EST

Wrote on Captain Blubber's wall.

Perhaps not a gigolo, so much as a virtual man-whore.

However, since there are no girls on the internet, that means that apparently I make sweaty 40 year old men even more sweaty.

Jan 21, 2010 at 03:50PM EST

Wrote on HackerOnHacker's wall.

Yes necessarily.

Do not argue, woman. It has been scientifically proven.

Jan 21, 2010 at 03:48PM EST

Wrote on HackerOnHacker's wall.

If you are a metalhead, and a chick, you are instantly hot.

Congratulations

Jan 20, 2010 at 09:12PM EST

Wrote on MorganInYourPants' wall.

I don’t think you realize what DAT ASS means.

It applies directly to the female in question, not the one saying the phrase.

For I have no ass.

Jan 20, 2010 at 03:39PM EST

Commented on jjj.

Any meme that “needs to be brought to light” isnt a meme.

Jan 17, 2010 at 09:36PM EST

Wrote on Biotic Zombie's wall.

I thank you for photoshopping me in the photo, good sir.

Perhaps I was wrong about you.

Jan 17, 2010 at 09:34PM EST

Wrote on emily :3's wall.

Haha, thank you!

It is very comfy, even if I don’t wear it anymore. =/

Jan 17, 2010 at 07:22PM EST

Commented on Death Spoiler Reveals.

Commonly Spoiled Deaths

Aerith Gainsboro
Albus Dumbledore
SPOILER Aerith Dies!

By far the most spoiled death ever is that of Aerith Gainsboro in Final Fantasy VII at the hands of Sephiroth. This has become a joke on the internet, being the spoiler that nearly everyone already knows.

Just to be a jackass

Jan 16, 2010 at 06:11PM EST

Commented on F5.

Get the 50’s-style picture that says “hear that? it’s the sound of anon all desperately hitting f5”

That’s my favorite.

Jan 15, 2010 at 01:18PM EST

Wrote on Joeflims' wall.

HLYGIUKYM is a parody of all the really really crappy posts that newfags write, as well as a mockery of how really really well written articles about things that aren’t memes (aka Atheist vs Creationist) get confirmed.

Also, I wanted to write 1 article that was guaranteed to get Deadpooled, and I wanted it to be as smarmy and as sarcastic as I am.

+1 social rebellion.

Jan 12, 2010 at 11:32PM EST

Commented on Hay look you guise Im using KYM.

+1 Internets if anyone can guess what the quote is from (I left a small inaccuracy in there on purpose so you couldn’t google it. ;D)

Jan 12, 2010 at 11:11PM EST

Wrote on vofgofm's wall.

Why do you look like Nickolas Walstrom in all of his flash vids?

Jan 12, 2010 at 10:44PM EST

Commented on u r fishdick.

Wait for what? Something that isn’t going to happen?

Jan 12, 2010 at 10:42PM EST

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