Derp Satan

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Joined Feb 10, 2011 at 12:37AM EST


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I have been a victim of mod aboose. Falsely banned for not breaking any rules. If you or someone you know has been a victim of mod aboose call Johny Chockring now.



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Commented on Star Wars 7 Design Process

goddammit OP don’t spoiler something from a trailer that everyone has or can see. WTF are you spoiling?

Nov 29, 2014 at 03:09AM EST

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Commented on Mienshao's wall

Porn isn’t allowed here. I see no porn in Mienshao’s uploads, only sexy pokemons and anthro. So how can there be moar porn?

yiff on my furfrenz

Nov 27, 2014 at 05:56PM EST

Commented on l4tul4 pyrop3 th3 r4d g4m3r grl's wall

>at grocery store
>buying federally mandated ration of cottage cheese, tofu and other non-oppressive sources of nutrition
>wait in the progressive stack
>women and minorities finally finished
>patriarchies turn to pay for their groceries.
>Trans-gendered checker beeps my estrogen patches
>S/he beeps my federally mandated butt-plugs
>“only on size 5 i see”
>purses his/her lips in disapproval
>hope s/he doesn’t realize what my razor blades mean
>start sweating
>beep
>“razor blades, hummm?” s/he intones nasally
>th-th-ey’re for my girlfriend i stammer quickly
> s/he peers closely at my face
>“THIS MALE HAS FACIAL HAIR” s/he screams
>she slaps the privilege button
>privilege siren starts blaring
>a cage descends from the ceiling
>the privileged Cadillac bursts through the store’s front windows
>5 negros surround me
>I stammer that I ran out of estrogen
>look into his flat black eyes
>realize he can’t understand English.
>try to speak it in Ebonics
>he snaps SHUDUFUGUP RACISS HONKEY BITCH
>They tear off my pants
> WE CHECK PRIVILEGE NOW
>a shock prod is inserted into my anus as another black checks my glans
>DIS RACISS GOT HE FORESKIN
>gasps all around
>the cashier sprays me with pepper spray
>everyone starts beating the shit out of me
>get sent to forcible gender reassignment
>privilege checked.

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