Derpy Vazquez's Forum Posts
I’m afraid so. [photo:70794]
Pull more weight? Is that some sort of fat joke? [photo:70636] P.S. I didn’t -1 you and I don’t know who is but that’s wrong. +1 from me
[photo:110975] Happy now?
Who would win in a fight between Cheesus Christ and Hypno-Cheeto? [photo:116847]
You kids and your America Onlines. If you had posted a pic of it when they used floppy disks I would have been impressed.
I don’t think so. [photo:136645]
Dane and I are middle-age fags. Not old enough to be oldfags and definitely not newfags. INB4 Brony invasion [photo:139997]
10/10 just cuz you make me laugh
Me: All Your Base Are Belong to Us God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Base Are Belong to Us. Me: You are on the way to destruction. God: God eats wine and bread. Me: You have no chance to survive make your time. God: I don’t know if I have a chance to survive make my time. I have a whole lot of original answers. Me: Ha ha ha ha … God: What do you really want to ask me? I am so glad you find this amusing, . I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: im in ur base killin ur...
Me: Are the cops gone? God: I really couldn’t say for sure. Me: can you hold this bag for me then? God: My arms and hands are not yet attached. Me: then how did you shoot that fool? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: Damn, thats cold dog. God: Colloquial expression. You don’t hear that sentiment very often. Me: what did you call me? God: Nothing. Me: damn right nothing, fool. God: Colloquial expression. Understood. Really nothing? Me: there you go again. God: Once more? “There you go...
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Me: I have my towel God: Have you told many people that your towel? Me: yes God: Wow! Me: so what’s the deal with Charlie Sheen? God: Take it easy. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Me: Is there a better food than cheese? God: I believe there is one, yes. Me: what is it? God: “It” refers to , I think. Me: It refers to cheese therefore cheese is god? God: Oh I get it. Me: Yea you get it...
Yea I bumped it….. [photo:140111]
Very funny. David the dentist was my favorite.