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Posted Ye Olde Adventure Thread: Now directed by Michael Bay in the Forum Games forum.
For the record, I ain’t bashing this shit becouse of the trailer, I am bashing this movie becouse its basically “OH MAN, NOW THERE ARE DEMONS…ON THE INTERNETS. WHAT A TWIST, HAVE SOME KIDS SCREAMING AT THEIR WEBCAMS” and it doesn’t go anywhere from that.
Seriously hollywood, if you are out of ideas, just make a movie about a creepypasta shesh
We went from glorious masterpieces such as The Ring, the Thing, etc, back when horror film directors were thought to be the spawns of hell itself and when little kids couldn’t even pronounce the word “horror movie” without shitting their pants..
We went from that to a movie about fucking spoopy internet.
Dude, if you want to make a horror movie about internet then you might as well make a movie about 4chan.
So in case you and the rest are wondering, I’ve been very busy with exams these last days..also my computer needs to be repaired so I won’t be able to watch your poor attempts with Huskar until Sunday maybe. Good luck fgt
I’m a huge asshole as Disruptor BTW. Asura knows it haha. He is such a retarded hero.
Trying to escape? Nope. Get back here.
Trying to gank? Too bad, Kinetic Shield.
Trying to kill me? Glimpse! See ya later.
Well, newcomers have to go through the limited heroes pool so the closest thing to a ranged support that fucks people is Lich.
My best support is Disruptor
You can force carries out of their lanes with his first skill, your second skill can either make escaping from your team an impossible task or get an annoying carry out of your way (and even BACK TO HIS TEAM’ FOUNTAIN), his third skill traps enemies in some sort of cage and allows your teammates to set up stuns and another ults. Disruptor ultimate is a giant cloud which silences and damages anyone near it. His third skill and ultimate are often chained togheter.
Dota 2 is far more balanced that LoL. No offense but here supports have very limited space since its all about teamplay. The only hero that can provide with an insane health regeneration is Oracle but he is as tricky as Invo. Most supports have spells focused on teamwork such as Tidehunter, Witch Doctor and Ancient Apparition.
Long ranged support eh?
Muumi, this is Lich.
Lich is the coolest hero in Dota 2. He is very easy to play and once you master him, you can fuck entire teamfights in the blink of an eye. Support heroes in Dota 2 are VERY squishy, particulary Lich who is very easy to kill. However, the amount of damage he can deal to carries in early game, forcing them out of their lanes, the fact that he has unlimited mana thanks to the creep-eating ability called sacrifice and his ultimate which is a giant ball of ice that BOUNCES on ANYONE DUMB ENOUGH TO STAY CLOSE makes Lich a very fun support for newcomers. Lich is also voiced by Heavy voice actor which makes him even more cool. Sorry for the puns, no shard feelings right?
Lich job is to fuck teamfights or initiate them. Your ultimate is the key, use it wisely and don’t waste it. Also ward..ward like hell..That’s the support job after all. Make sure that the rest of the carries get their items while you provide vision, armor, health, etc.
Get to know the basic support items: Mana boots, Mekansm (AoE health and armor), couriers and wards, sentry wards, dust (reveal invis heroes) and smoke (Make your team invis to the enemy’ wards), etc.
DID SOMEONE SAY DOTA 2?
Since you are basically new at Dota 2, the only hero you will be able to understand is either Drow or Windrunner (who is generally played as a support but can carry with the right items)
Now once you get some experience and once you know the roles, the positions, where the runes are, general map awareness, etc, you should consider picking up Silencer who is a heavy caster bastard who enoys shutting down people and stealing their intelligence. Everybody hates him for OBVIOUS reasons hehe.
As asura said, Invo is VERY complicated becouse of his spells, the builds (he can fit in ANY role) and the WOMBO combos, aka casting spells one after another.
Main heroes such as Drow or Juggernaut first becouse well, people hate useless invokers. I suggest you read the guide “Welcome to Dota 2 , YOU SUCK”, a very good guide for newcommers which should teach you the basics.
Have fun and don’t feed!
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What? Hahaha, site is full of fricking old fags
Now shall we talk about how much we hate school or discuss about err..Dubstep?
Man, time is the cruelest cut…
May god bless smash bros roster and the unholy waves of interesting fanart that spawned from it
Sounds like a next gen porn game.
Let me play you the song of my people..
and here we go..