Dr. Coolface

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Location: Uranus

Joined Apr 06, 2012 at 10:39PM EDT


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About

Hey Amerikanskaya,
My name is Ivan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day living in a stupid-ass country. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten drunk on vodka? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of other countries because of your own country’s insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of “football” games.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain in the Voyenno-morskoy flot SSSR, and starter on my KGB squad. What military do you serve in, other than “fuck around the desert with Iraqi people"? I also get top marks, and have a krasivyy girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was tak kapusta). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Recent Activity

Commented on Drunk Girl in Public

>As a social scientist
>scientist
>implying

Anyway…. I wonder how many social experiments are genuine and how many were performed under false pretenses.

Nov 14, 2014 at 05:12PM EST

Commented on Clearly, America is part of Jupiter

LOL, that’s just crazy talk. You sound like you have paranoid schizophrenia *tips tinfoil* Jews are just a common religious/cultural group, nothing otherworldly or suspicious whatsoever.

Nov 13, 2014 at 10:13PM EST

Commented on lies

As someone who can read music, this song looks boring as fuck.

For comparison, here’s one that anyone who likes classic rock, prog, and/or JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure will recognize.

Behold!

Nov 08, 2014 at 09:57PM EST

Commented on :^)

Uh-oh, looks like we got MemeD on. :^)

Nov 07, 2014 at 03:50PM EST

Commented on Today's music vs The Classics

ONE PERSON wrote all of Beethoven’s symphonies, concertos, and sonatas.

Shit’s so classic, they call it classical.

Nov 05, 2014 at 06:52PM EST

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