Dr. Coolface

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Location: Uranus

Joined Apr 06, 2012 at 10:39PM EDT


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About

Hey Amerikanskaya,
My name is Ivan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day living in a stupid-ass country. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten drunk on vodka? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of other countries because of your own country’s insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of “football” games.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain in the Voyenno-morskoy flot SSSR, and starter on my KGB squad. What military do you serve in, other than “fuck around the desert with Iraqi people"? I also get top marks, and have a krasivyy girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was tak kapusta). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Recent Activity

Commented on f3f.jpg

Unless I’ve thoroughly forgotten high school advanced(kek) algebra, x=sin^-1(ny)

Nov 26, 2014 at 10:45PM EST

Commented on GamerGate

Please take careful note of the green and purple colors of the gamergate logo.

Nov 23, 2014 at 05:15PM EST

Uploaded an image to The Avengers.

The Avengers
Nov 23, 2014 at 12:17AM EST

Commented on Drunk Girl in Public

>As a social scientist
>scientist
>implying

Anyway…. I wonder how many social experiments are genuine and how many were performed under false pretenses.

Nov 14, 2014 at 05:12PM EST

Commented on Clearly, America is part of Jupiter

LOL, that’s just crazy talk. You sound like you have paranoid schizophrenia *tips tinfoil* Jews are just a common religious/cultural group, nothing otherworldly or suspicious whatsoever.

Nov 13, 2014 at 10:13PM EST

Commented on lies

As someone who can read music, this song looks boring as fuck.

For comparison, here’s one that anyone who likes classic rock, prog, and/or JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure will recognize.

Behold!

Nov 08, 2014 at 09:57PM EST

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