Dr. Coolface


Location: Uranus

Joined Apr 06, 2012 at 10:39PM EDT



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Hey Amerikanskaya,
My name is Ivan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day living in a stupid-ass country. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten drunk on vodka? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of other countries because of your own country’s insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of “football” games.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain in the Voyenno-morskoy flot SSSR, and starter on my KGB squad. What military do you serve in, other than “fuck around the desert with Iraqi people"? I also get top marks, and have a krasivyy girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was tak kapusta). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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