Dr. Coolface

The devil is real, and he is an owl! See the infernal light in the avian fiend’s eyes a he prepares to feast on a human sacrifice! Not mention owls can spin their heads around and their “tufts” are clearly devil horns. It is our duty to protect ourselves, our families, and our neighbors against these unholy birds of prey!

You heard me, motherfucker. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

It’s the final countdooowwwwn!

I’m sure a lot of you would like it. link

We are all feeling happY!

You cannot match my most terrible power….

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Casuals can’t touch this.

So many vidya casuals… True gamers Causal faggots

Sometimes there are fights over whose ship is best.

I ninja’d you when I stopped time.

I use my time control to “Toki yo tamare! Mudamudammudamuda! Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!”

Name: Edward “The Head” Guevara Appearance: Setting: Anywhere, travels through time and space to have adventures. History: Ed was an English-Cuban communist metalhead from London. He sold his soul to the devil to have immortality. Ed spent centuries studying sorcery, but decayed into a zombie as time went on. He used his magic to travel the universe and fight revolutions across all worlds. Personality and Powers: Ed hates the establishment, and is a badass violent revolutionary, kind of like V from V for...

Who indeed?

Black Sabbath is the best metal band, & War Pigs is their best song. Top 10 metal songs: 1. War Pigs (Sabbath) 2. Iron Man (Sabbath) 3. Painkiller (Judas Priest) 4. Neon Knights (Sabbath) 5. Number of the Beast (Iron Maiden) 6. Hallowed Be Thy Name (Maiden) 7. For Whom The Bell Tolls (Metallica) 8. Master Of Puppets (Metallica) 9. Paranoid (Sabbath) 10. Holy Diver (Dio)

I’m listening to heavy metal, so I am well.