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Winner of the 10/2/2014 Don Award of the day.
I need 2 CB of cowbell, stat! We’re losing her!
SSB4 is love, SSB4 is life.
On the bright side, there’s Free Cake, which isn’t 2edgy4 the rest of us.

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Commented on aeb.jpeg

Wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest, really.

Dec 24, 2014 at 10:59PM EST

Commented on Death Grips

Do people seriously like this unironically? Not trying to be rude, I honestly can’t tell. It’s too…weird to tell how serious anyone is when it comes to Death Grips. (Or any kind of /mu/ related out-there music style in general.) I see them get used in Soundclown mash-ups a lot, which means they’re probably shit to someone, but people can parody things they like, so I really just don’t know.
Also, that one picture of Ride screaming at the top of his lungs, with veins popping out and his scratchy beard in combination with his intense screams always look like some kind of Venom Symbiote trying to take over his face to me. Freaks me out.

Dec 24, 2014 at 08:42PM EST

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The ending reminded me of the ending to TTGL. Infinity Silhouette, with its infinite power backed by infinite feelings and size of planets, is pretty much the same as the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

Dec 23, 2014 at 12:26AM EST

Commented on Drake & Josh duke it out in Melee

Actually, while Drake stills look somewhat similar, Josh has gone through a complete and stunning transformation that gives me hope for myself.

Bask in the powers of puberty.
(Also, while we’re at it, look at this photograph vine.)

Dec 22, 2014 at 10:27AM EST

Commented on It Was One Small Step For Me, Dio!

So what I’m hearing is, our astronauts are vampires as well. What does that make the Russian cosmonauts, werewolves? Is there an Illuminati connection in all of this?

Dec 22, 2014 at 10:22AM EST

Commented on Brothers.

Speaking as a doctor, I believe you have a severe case of butthurt.

Dec 19, 2014 at 11:59PM EST

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God, reading this series is so surreal as the CIA torture documents are being released.

Dec 18, 2014 at 11:59PM EST

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Most of the Founding Fathers were Free Masons, actually. They have a monument in D.C. and everything.

Dec 18, 2014 at 05:33PM EST

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>Implying it’s weird for DEMONS to engage in incest or pedophilia.
What did you expect, prey tell? Though, if it makes you feel any better, the artist said it wasn’t meant to be incest, so blame whoever commissioned a drawing of familial love between two people in succubus outfits.

Dec 14, 2014 at 10:43AM EST

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Well, that’s what happens when you teach to the test.

Dec 10, 2014 at 07:56AM EST

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While I don’t think it’s something to get up-in-arms about, it still technically is as the majority of the population celebrates it, entire towns are decked out only for it, commercials only care about it and it’s assumed everyone is celebrating it until stated otherwise. That it’s treated as the norm makes it a privilege, just one I personally don’t find to be particularly oppressing due to posts like Bob’s.
Also, Christmas is about birth, Hanukkah is about war. Even as a Jew, I still feel like the former is a better thing to celebrate, honestly. Why Hanukkah would actually fill anyone with gay cheer when it’s about bloodshed, even in the name of liberation, is beyond me.

Dec 05, 2014 at 07:01PM EST

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Not every villain has to be some moody, edgy, emo, “everything is sorrow, join me in the void of despair!” Kingdom Hearts kind of villain. For one thing, villains so incredibly evil that they have zero humanity actually kind of makes them a joke in their ridiculous zeal; it gets too hammy. Seeing bad people but knowing that they’re also able to crack a joke or do something less-than-evil makes them that much more scary because you know you’re fighting against a real “person” with actual emotions and human worth, dignity or value and not just a cartoonish, unrealistic, exaggerated, embodiment of PURE EVIL. Because you never walk down the street and find the ultimate face of cruelty just chilling at a coffee shop. But pretty much every day you’re liable to run into some asshole who, while flawed and possibly even funny, is still a huge jerk that makes your life hard unless you stand up to them. Being evil, but not completely evil, is what makes villains so relatable. Being funny doesn’t prevent a character from being truly menacing. Classic example: The Joker.

Nov 30, 2014 at 10:09AM EST

Commented on I like Korra, I do, but...

I find that that’s due to highlight the tension between Korra wanting to be a one-Avatar army and the reality of the modern world requiring entire countries or corporations big enough to handle such huge issues. Especially as technology replaces human effort, or bending effort in this case.

Nov 28, 2014 at 11:52PM EST

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