Dr. Free Cake Needs More Cowbell!


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Joined May 07, 2012 at 08:14AM EDT



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Winner of the 10/2/2014 Don Award of the day.
I need 2 CB of cowbell, stat! We’re losing her!
SSB4 is love, SSB4 is life.
On the bright side, there’s Free Cake, which isn’t 2edgy4 the rest of us.

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For reals, though. Like, on Youtube, I’ll be watching a video and there’s this related video that I decide not to watch. For the next two months, that only-slightly related video that I never even watched in the first place will be at the top of my suggested videos on the home screen. It’s less of “what you want” and more of “what Google wants you to want”.

Nov 22, 2014 at 10:12AM EST

Commented on WHO DA MAN's wall

>Ze endo da!
Sawatari is basically PG Dio, right?

Nov 18, 2014 at 06:22PM EST

Commented on Just another day in Russia

What if he was the inside man, casing the place and signalling them for when the other people arrived?
That, or he just really didn’t care.

Nov 18, 2014 at 05:41PM EST

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It’s not the only one, but by inventing industrial capitalism, it’s probably the biggest offender.
Isn’t that right, comrades?

Nov 18, 2014 at 05:04PM EST

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I did, still hard to read. Granted, my vision was never the best…

Nov 17, 2014 at 07:27AM EST

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Haven’t seen a non-ironic ragecomic in quite some time…

Nov 17, 2014 at 07:20AM EST

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I’m sorry, could you speak up? I can’t hear you over the sound of your extremely difficult to read handwriting.

Nov 16, 2014 at 09:32AM EST

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What if one day, you ordered pizza and Don delivered it to you? What would your reaction be? I think I’d probably tip him really well for traveling all the way from New York to Wisconsin just to give me a pepperoni pizza.
Or I’d try seeing if it was really a porno and score with him, because, cum on, (step it up) who could pass up such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get memed on?

Nov 16, 2014 at 09:28AM EST

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Yeah, could I actually get a picture of a feminist wearing said shirt so I know it’s not just some dumb “humorous” shirt made for middle schoolers? This isn’t proof just by itself, it needs context. Just like Dr. Taylor’s shirt means nothing without the context of “this guy works in the field of aerospace technology”.

Nov 16, 2014 at 09:18AM EST

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Cowbell did the trick, huh? Yeah, it’ll do that. Just call me Dr. Free Cake.

Nov 15, 2014 at 02:02PM EST

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>Tags: Asami.
What does that make Korra, then, a Future Industries android?

Nov 15, 2014 at 10:32AM EST

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The heat from the lava makes him look like some kind of insane arson in this picture.
I like it.

Nov 14, 2014 at 07:44PM EST

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BDSM roleplayers in places they probably shouldn’t be.
Have you considered taking more cowbell for that fever?

Nov 14, 2014 at 07:38PM EST

Commented on -Gate (Suffix)

I hope to the God Of Gates that you’re joking. Did you even read the history section?

Nov 11, 2014 at 05:46PM EST

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Looks like an album cover to some hipster-indie band.
Maybe titled ImPerfect or something like that.

Nov 08, 2014 at 06:03PM EST

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But it’ll help if you just sing along…

Nov 08, 2014 at 02:57PM EST

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