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Winner of the 10/2/2014 Don Award of the day.
I need 2 CB of cowbell, stat! We’re losing her!
SSB4 is love, SSB4 is life.
On the bright side, there’s Free Cake, which isn’t 2edgy4 the rest of us.

Recent Activity

Commented on VR Porn Reactions on Oculus From First-Time Virtual Reality Viewers

If they had gotten a larger sample, you could make a pretty interesting study on how men and women react to being the opposite sex in simulated porn. That’s actually something porn creators should care about, come to think of it, so a study like that will probably show up sooner or later. Looking forward to that.

Jan 28, 2015 at 07:18PM EST

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I mean, Duck Hunt pretty much is CODog.

Jan 27, 2015 at 06:15PM EST

Commented on sandra confirming she’s actually korra with my art again i’m gonna die

Also, apparently, because it’s IAHFY’s old name and it’s cropped out anyways, (this is why nobody likes 9gag, the thieves) it’s not clear that she made it. If these two ever get together, you could make a movie about it because the way it plays out feels like something fictitious and unreal. Truly a masterpiece of the modern world.

Jan 26, 2015 at 09:53PM EST

Commented on It's Fun...To Tear Your Soul Apart

Watch Koufuku Graffiti. Literally food for the soul. You might even call it soul food-ahaHAHAHA-no, seriously, go watch it.You’ll be amazed by how non-pretentious a Shaft show can be.

Jan 26, 2015 at 07:52PM EST

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I think this might be a repost because I distinctly remember posting a parody of “Straight Outta’ Compton” called “Straight Outta’ Mein Kampf” to a Tumblr image…

Jan 26, 2015 at 07:46AM EST

Commented on Yu-Gi-Oh! GX season 3

Well, back at class they never taught us this.
But that’s to be expected when they only teach you dueling-related things at school and absolutely no life skills whatsoever. I get that it’s a duel school and Duel Monsters ranks with politics and business in terms of world importance, but is there even a school therapist?

Jan 24, 2015 at 10:26PM EST

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“You take the blue pill--the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill-”
[Kirby swallows both pills]
BITCH what the FUCK are you DOING!?”
[Kirby transforms into God-Emperor Kirby, Eternal Ruler Of Dreamworld]

Jan 24, 2015 at 09:31AM EST

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Hahaha Great Post! Well Meme’d My Friend!

Jan 23, 2015 at 10:40AM EST

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Jan 21, 2015 at 04:29PM EST

Commented on Study hard, mates

Look, if you were arguing about the existence of God, it wouldn’t matter; fools can be just as well-versed in theology as rocket scientists and it isn’t like grammar really affects ontology.
But that’s not what we’re talking about. You’re trying to say that Tumblr’s dislike of school makes them stupid, when you yourself have poor grammar, which directly hurts the point you’re trying to make. It would be like saying “stop fighting or I’ll punch you!” or “I hate people who don’t love unconditionally!” The mode of communication is directly at odds with what you’re trying to say. “Them’s not smartness” just isn’t very convincing.

Jan 20, 2015 at 05:40PM EST

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I’m just repeating what I’ve heard before, alright? I agree with you, though, for what it’s worth.

Jan 20, 2015 at 05:34PM EST

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Because China and Russia are huge markets and shows need that money to survive, so if they don’t play by the deeply-restrictive rules of such reactionary countries, they’ll go broke.

Jan 19, 2015 at 11:19PM EST

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Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines and brother, you nailed him.

Jan 19, 2015 at 05:35PM EST

Commented on Study hard, mates

Sure, person who doesn’t use a space after periods or commas, whatever you say.

Jan 18, 2015 at 05:40PM EST

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At least it was on the house.

Jan 18, 2015 at 02:37PM EST

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Reagan was ancient, even when he was president. There’s no way he’d win.
Also, he’s less of a “human being” and more of a “demonic hellforce sent to bring about 1,000 years of blind hatred and suffering”, so that might interfere with the rules just a bit.

Jan 18, 2015 at 11:43AM EST

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When listening to illegally downloaded music, obviously.

Jan 17, 2015 at 10:50PM EST

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jensleys: What if instead of moaning when you orgasmed you yelled like Oprah getting run over
i-ran-over-oprah: What do you mean what if

Jan 17, 2015 at 10:48PM EST

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Matching icons for you and your dog squad.

Jan 17, 2015 at 08:28PM EST

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