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Winner of the 10/2/2014 Don Award of the day.
I need 2 CB of cowbell, stat! We’re losing her!
SSB4 is love, SSB4 is life.
On the bright side, there’s Free Cake, which isn’t 2edgy4 the rest of us.

Recent Activity

Commented on 427.jpg

The one that changes a lot, the one that changes sometimes, the one that changes the least. Makes sense to me.

Dec 26, 2014 at 11:30PM EST

Commented on Zappy: The Unofficial Fourth Wise Man

Most U.S. (And pretty much all of Europe, natch.) mainstream churches actually support some theory of evolution at this point. Only Fox News-watching, War-On-Christmas, ‘Murica-type Christians are against evilution and there’s way more to that story than just their religion.

Dec 26, 2014 at 11:36AM EST

Commented on aeb.jpeg

Wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest, really.

Dec 24, 2014 at 10:59PM EST

Commented on Death Grips

Do people seriously like this unironically? Not trying to be rude, I honestly can’t tell. It’s too…weird to tell how serious anyone is when it comes to Death Grips. (Or any kind of /mu/ related out-there music style in general.) I see them get used in Soundclown mash-ups a lot, which means they’re probably shit to someone, but people can parody things they like, so I really just don’t know.
Also, that one picture of Ride screaming at the top of his lungs, with veins popping out and his scratchy beard in combination with his intense screams always look like some kind of Venom Symbiote trying to take over his face to me. Freaks me out.

Dec 24, 2014 at 08:42PM EST

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The ending reminded me of the ending to TTGL. Infinity Silhouette, with its infinite power backed by infinite feelings and size of planets, is pretty much the same as the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

Dec 23, 2014 at 12:26AM EST

Commented on Drake & Josh duke it out in Melee

Actually, while Drake stills look somewhat similar, Josh has gone through a complete and stunning transformation that gives me hope for myself.

Bask in the powers of puberty.
(Also, while we’re at it, look at this photograph vine.)

Dec 22, 2014 at 10:27AM EST

Commented on It Was One Small Step For Me, Dio!

So what I’m hearing is, our astronauts are vampires as well. What does that make the Russian cosmonauts, werewolves? Is there an Illuminati connection in all of this?

Dec 22, 2014 at 10:22AM EST

Commented on Brothers.

Speaking as a doctor, I believe you have a severe case of butthurt.

Dec 19, 2014 at 11:59PM EST

Commented on 8e5.png

God, reading this series is so surreal as the CIA torture documents are being released.

Dec 18, 2014 at 11:59PM EST

Commented on acf.jpg

Most of the Founding Fathers were Free Masons, actually. They have a monument in D.C. and everything.

Dec 18, 2014 at 05:33PM EST

Commented on eaf.png

>Implying it’s weird for DEMONS to engage in incest or pedophilia.
What did you expect, prey tell? Though, if it makes you feel any better, the artist said it wasn’t meant to be incest, so blame whoever commissioned a drawing of familial love between two people in succubus outfits.

Dec 14, 2014 at 10:43AM EST

Commented on f63.png

Well, that’s what happens when you teach to the test.

Dec 10, 2014 at 07:56AM EST

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