Dr. Free Cake Needs More Cowbell!


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Winner of the 10/2/2014 Don Award of the day.
I need 2 CB of cowbell, stat! We’re losing her!
SSB4 is love, SSB4 is life.
On the bright side, there’s Free Cake, which isn’t 2edgy4 the rest of us.

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Commented on ME!ME!ME!

See, that’s what I’m saying. It’s so open-ended and WTF that how can you really tell if it’s incredibly clever or just dumb? It’s clearly trying to walk the thin line between self-parody and…just self, but in my mind it feels like it just falls off. Like, Manyuu Hikenchou is porn, but it has the theme of “girls shouldn’t be judged by their breast size”. But it’s still expansion porn with…girls with large breasts, clearly meant to be judged. Is that clever or hypocritical? I don’t know. All along, I’ve been saying that I have no clue whether this is amazing or trashy and that it’s too fuzzy to tell. My cynical instincts tell me it’s trash but enough people have said otherwise, (props to the ones who explained why and didn’t just downvote) to make me reconsider. So now I just don’t know. ME!ME!ME! is either one of the greatest things of our time…or overhyped nonsense. Maybe it’s both. Maybe that was the point. Who knows? This is what happens when you don’t make things even the slightest bit clear: Arguments. Not a fan. Prefer absolutes to ambiguity.

Nov 24, 2014 at 08:07PM EST

Commented on ME!ME!ME!

See, that’s the problem, though. The fan-theories and speculation could make this video amazing, but then how much would that be the video and how much would that be the viewer? This is the problem with such highly interpretative pieces. You can never tell if something is incredibly clever or just really stupid. Could you differentiate between the colorful scribbles of a world-renowned modern artist who makes millions and that of a child who gets scolded for wasting paper? Similarly, where I see garbage, you see greatness. You could be right. I could be right. I don’t know, that’s the point I’m trying to get across. As good as the fan theories are, those aren’t really the complete result of the creativity of the creators as much as it is the fans. If Leonardo Da Vinci saw some shit on the side of the road and was inspired to make the Mona Lisa, would that make the shit beautiful because it inspired beauty? I, personally, say no. People can make a bad video into their own good ones, but that doesn’t redeem the original bad video in my eyes. As for the music, again, it’s all taste. Too screechy. I guess we’ll just have to agree to disagree, but thank for for not judging.

Nov 24, 2014 at 05:13PM EST

Commented on ME!ME!ME!

I know I’m probably going to get downvoted for this, but I just really want to put my two cents out there…it’s shit.
The song is awful, which is sad since TeddyLoid did such a great job on the PSG soundtrack.
The video is typical 2deep4u music video garbage where they (literally) throw up a bunch of stuff they saw on an acid trip and trick people into thinking it has some amazing, deep truth to it.
I’m probably wrong and probably just tired and probably just biased since it’s made by Hideki Anno, who I’ve never been a fan of, but when I see this, I really don’t get what’s the big deal. This, to me, is like the eastern version of Anaconda in
a) its lack of actual music and instead focus on erotic visuals and
b) its success in catering to two completely different people by essentially presenting one song as two, like that image of Marilyn Monroe/Albert Eisenstein, only here, people see what they want to see: Either it’s some groundbreaking, big message that mocks fanservice-ridden anime, or it is just fanservice-ridden anime. Just like Anaconda is either a female-empowering song that mocks trashy sex tunes, or it is just some trashy sex tune, whichever you prefer.

Nov 24, 2014 at 07:57AM EST

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For reals, though. Like, on Youtube, I’ll be watching a video and there’s this related video that I decide not to watch. For the next two months, that only-slightly related video that I never even watched in the first place will be at the top of my suggested videos on the home screen. It’s less of “what you want” and more of “what Google wants you to want”.

Nov 22, 2014 at 10:12AM EST

Commented on WHO DA MAN's wall

>Ze endo da!
Sawatari is basically PG Dio, right?

Nov 18, 2014 at 06:22PM EST

Commented on Just another day in Russia

What if he was the inside man, casing the place and signalling them for when the other people arrived?
That, or he just really didn’t care.

Nov 18, 2014 at 05:41PM EST

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It’s not the only one, but by inventing industrial capitalism, it’s probably the biggest offender.
Isn’t that right, comrades?

Nov 18, 2014 at 05:04PM EST

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I did, still hard to read. Granted, my vision was never the best…

Nov 17, 2014 at 07:27AM EST

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Haven’t seen a non-ironic ragecomic in quite some time…

Nov 17, 2014 at 07:20AM EST

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I’m sorry, could you speak up? I can’t hear you over the sound of your extremely difficult to read handwriting.

Nov 16, 2014 at 09:32AM EST

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What if one day, you ordered pizza and Don delivered it to you? What would your reaction be? I think I’d probably tip him really well for traveling all the way from New York to Wisconsin just to give me a pepperoni pizza.
Or I’d try seeing if it was really a porno and score with him, because, cum on, (step it up) who could pass up such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get memed on?

Nov 16, 2014 at 09:28AM EST

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Yeah, could I actually get a picture of a feminist wearing said shirt so I know it’s not just some dumb “humorous” shirt made for middle schoolers? This isn’t proof just by itself, it needs context. Just like Dr. Taylor’s shirt means nothing without the context of “this guy works in the field of aerospace technology”.

Nov 16, 2014 at 09:18AM EST

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Cowbell did the trick, huh? Yeah, it’ll do that. Just call me Dr. Free Cake.

Nov 15, 2014 at 02:02PM EST

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>Tags: Asami.
What does that make Korra, then, a Future Industries android?

Nov 15, 2014 at 10:32AM EST

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The heat from the lava makes him look like some kind of insane arson in this picture.
I like it.

Nov 14, 2014 at 07:44PM EST

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BDSM roleplayers in places they probably shouldn’t be.
Have you considered taking more cowbell for that fever?

Nov 14, 2014 at 07:38PM EST

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