Dr. Blank

…I think he said we should read Homestuck

Mommy, I’m scared.

Lol, Clinton has no pants.

Vermin Supreme 2012!

This man uses the same tone, words, and body language as my own dad when he got pissed at me. Even has the same accent. And I have pissed off my dad, I have disappointed him (mostly because of grades), I have disrespected him. Did he tan my ass for it? You bet your pretty little internet connections he did! Yet I regret none of the things I did. Now before you red thumb me into oblivion, here’s why. I don’t regret it, because I learned from it. I learned about the respect my parents deserve, and about everything they did for me. I love my father, and still consider him the greatest role model in my life. Thanks dad, for beating my ass into shape.

TL;DR= I respect this man, and hope my kids aren’t like his someday.

I don’t have much body hair, but what is there is reeeaaallllly itchy.

It’s okay, I wasn’t planning on sleeping tonight anyway.

Mulan

I never thought I’d have so much fun watching an add for a grill, without getting hungry.

Godsdammit Forest, GO OUT WITH HEEEERRRRRR!!!!

I declare this the definitive Star Wars.

This is worse than Alduin because I can’t kill this one!

Those masks will haunt me to my dying days.

This seems more like Helpful Tyler Durden. It also seems to piss off more than a few Christians on this sight. This is just an observation, but as funny and witty as I find it personally, maybe some reworking is in order.

fvgghh

Just do her from behind. Oh Gods what is wrong with me?!

@YeloDementor
Why? Is this a Trap?

Yes, yes I do.

@Baluh
I know right? Gundamm never gets old!

@ZillieZypher
Haters gonna Hate, always. Personally, I even thumbs one of them up, crazy as that sounds.

This meme delays episode three.

@Dr. Blank
Holy [bleep] on a [bleep] sandwich!
I was under the impression that even being respectful and open minded in my refusal wouldn’t be able to save me from being buried in a flood of downvotes!
The internet continues to surprise me!
You guys are okay!

Bronies come to door Hello, would you like to hear the word of Celestia.

No thank you.

Will you at least take a book to read?

Sure thing! Takes book and bids them farewell

reads book Well, that was enlightening! It’s not for me, but I see the appeal!

Disregards teachings, but keeps book anyway

The word “want” has lost all meaning to me. It is now no more than a collection of sounds.