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a Change.org petition demanding A&F make larger clothes so that all teens can wear them? HAHA, I’m sorry, you actually WANTED to wear that stupid looking shit? You would actually BUY it if they acquiesce to the petition? Shit, honey, you got bigger problems than your weight; you is a fucking IDIOT!!!

That is all.

Vidya is a sanskrit word thar means clarity or right-knowledge. Opposite of avidya. The More You Know

Which is funnier… guy on twitter pissed off that his photo went trending or weaboos pissed that people arent watching enough anime to appreciate the photo? God humor is great when it produces perpetual rage.

Obamas mama should kick this man squarr in teh nyets

Who fucking cares? Get a damn job

Origin: The Epic of Gilgamesh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_of_gilgamesh

That is a little older than Final Fantasy V, don’t you think?

dongle. It’s a word. We’ve all had time to snicker that first time we heard it. If you are still making dongle jokes, you probably still walk around imitating Borat and Austin Powers. You deserve to be fired for thinking you can tell the last funny dongle joke left on earth. If you are the one DOCUMENTING the last dongle joke on earth, you are even more deserving of a termination: try doing your actual job next time.

What? No mention of his paintings found in hacked emails? This is not EVERYTHING yet. This is ONLY unbiased.

CommonJacob: it’s called a 419 scam in Nigeria because of the Nigerian penal code associated with fraud. So, if you call it a 419 scam, that is exactly the same thing as calling it a Nigerian scam. It’s a scam… from Nigeria…. Only in Nigeria would anyone “technically” use the code 419. The entire rest of the world knows this under a different name / uses non-Nigerian penal codes. That’s a meme. 419 is not.

the console peasants never showed up to this war actually; they couldn’t even connect to the network

Kung Fu Cthulhu: I hate to burst your bubble, but the FIRST movie is called “Alien” from 1979. The Sequel from 1986 is called “Aliens.” Note the pluralization.

meme: a picture with word on it. Like pokeymans, there r only 150 of them. U cannot make new pokeymans; it’s gainst the woolz

MFW people actually got mad about this.
SMH people actually posted articles in response to a tweet by someone they don’t know.
LOL everyone on Jezebel and Reddit is a Dumb Bitch

Wear Eyeglasses
With Wayfarer Frames
Do Not Look Through The Lenses

CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU JUST BECAME 100% FUCKING LEGIT
GO FORTH AND SAVE THE WORLD WITH YOUR WISDOM

“Reddit: Front Page of the Internet”
>implying the content originated somewhere else and is now on “the front” because trending

“KYM: Front Page of Reddit” *FTFY

Brace yourselves… billions of Christians are about to go stuff their faces at Applebees. Thanks, internet, you fileted the chicken yet again.

Nope.

it seems the John Goodman Death Hoax has re-emerged in response to the rise in popularity of this recent John Goodman image macro. It should be noted that the John Goodman Death Hoax has been going on for quite a few years. The first time I heard it, I think it was late 90’s or early 2000’s.

The John Goodman Death Hoax is the actual meme in this case: this image macro thing is just a picture with some captions on it. Rewrite it, guys

are you saying Jesus can’t summon the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse?

poor 90’s kids… had to grow up with these sh*tty f*cking cartoons on Nick-a-f*cking-lodeon. Back in my day, Bugs Bunny was tap-dancing in black-face and you can STILL watch that. Why would you actually waste your time under deadlines making an episode that you know will never air? For what, a few 4-letter words? Think bigger, people.

Guy: There’s fog on the inside of the windows.
Gal: That’s not fog, it’s condensation.
Guy: What about the moisture on the outside of my glass.
Gal: That is also condensation.
Guys mind Condensation sation sation sation.