Dwight Kurt Schrute

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Location: Scranton

Joined Aug 29, 2010 at 02:32AM EDT


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I am the assistant to the regional manager at Dunder Mifflin Scranton Pennsylvania. I am a huge Battle Star Galactica fan. My number one fear is bears.


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http://dundermifflin.com

Dwight Kurt Schrute's Forum Posts

Forum Game: Nation RP

Official Statement From the Government of Iran in Exile Dear all nations. Ha Ha! You may have thought I was gone but I am back! I am currently planning my world takeover from my base in Iwo Jima. My plan is simple, I’m going to reanimate famous characters from film, literature, TV, and Video Games. So far I have reanimated Master Chief, Clint Eastwood (Blondie), Theseus, Maximus, Darth Vader, Crash Bandicoot, and the guy from the Patriot. Soon you will learn the true power of Dwight Kurt Schrute! Oh and...

Forum Game: Nation RP

An official statement from the President of Iran Thank you to Russia for realizing the horrible things that nuclear weapons bring. Hopefully more countries can soon agree to destroy all nuclear weapons. Dwight Kurt Schrute

Forum Game: Nation RP

Statement from the President of Iran Perhaps we should have a world summit to ban nuclear weapons? As in destroy all existing ones and halt all production of any new ones immediately. Ill be happy to host it in my country.

Forum Game: Nation RP

Official Statement from the Iranian Government All is good in my country. But I have one thing to say. Me and my people are peaceful and we will not intervene in any wars going on at the moment. We are just focusing on science and the education of our people. Thank you to all peaceful nations. Dwight Kurt Schrute

Forum Game: Nation RP

Official Statement from the Iranian Government We are requesting help from any government willing to protect the democratic state of Iran. At this moment a large uprising has begun in a small town outside of Tehran. We believe that they are communists supporters and are anti-democracy. Help would be greatly appreciated. Sincerely, Dwight Kurt Schrute (President of Iran)

Miley Cyrus Smoking LETTUCE?!

May not be lettuce but CHILDRENS star Miley Cyrus was videotaped 5 days after her 18th, smokin salvia! I know your all sayin “OMGWTFBBQ!” or someone will put “OMG who the hell cares!!!” but its intresting none the less, because she sounds high as a kite (Dont leave Miley Swingin in the wind until November!) The official story is that someone stole the video from the “FREIND” who video taped her but the actual videos makes that theory doubtful.http://www.tmz.com/

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