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So… I haven’t been updating all that much on this site because I’ve been working on this at MSPA’s forums as well. From now on, you can track the comic at http://mspaforums.com/showthread.php?50277-Catch-22 And use this thread as a command thread.
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Cronus: Examine large clock. This is the DOOMSDAY CLOCK. Legend has it that this timepiece has been running since Trionfi’s creation, and the house was built around it specially for its TIMEKEEPER. That TIMEKEEPER happens to be you right now, as it is an honor passed down through not only family lines, but only to those with special traits as well. The clock itself is at about 7 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT, which is startlingly close to the destruction of your beautiful little planet. You really will hate to see...
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==> Your secret room, just to yourself. All the books you could want, and no way to break the glasses you don’t wear.
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==> Ah, your fortress of solitude. You really do need some better lighting down here.
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Cronus: Examine bookshelf. You’ve got some books here, but not as many as in your OTHER LIBRARY. Your SECRET ONE. It’s always the book titled “Secret Passages and Rooms”.
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AS: Get introduced. Your name is CRONUS EREMITA. You DON’T GET OUT MUCH. As in, MAYBE EVER. You can’t think of the last time you left your house. You think you may have for the last Mind Wars, but you can’t be sure. You READ ALL THE TIME, and have many copies of the GREAT TRIONFIAN CLASSIC NOVELS lying around your house on OLD DUSTY BOOKSHELVES. Due to your overwhelming antipersonality, you are EXTREMELY AWKWARD and spend most of your days SITTING IN YOUR ROOM READING OR INTERNETING. You have a great...
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Pyra: Switch to being antisocialShaman. Okey doke.
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Pyra: Inspect list of companions. Yep, the gang’s all here. Even that one weirdo with the white text. You don’t even know what’s up with her, she’s always so cheery, and talks about how you’re gonna win the Wars so easily. You already knew that, but she also specifically stated that your closest group of 21 friends (including her and whatever purpletextNarcissist is down there at the bottom) are going to win as well. You aren’t so sure about that, some of them definitely don’t seem prepared. And if...
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Pyra: Talk with herculeanLemniscate.herculeanLemniscate [HL] started yammering at bombasticAnarchist[BA] HL: Yo pyrobabeHL: You thereBA: yeah, what’s ip?HL: Just need to get the downlow from yaHL: On what you’re gonna be doin during the Mind WarzBA: i’m gonna be winnimg, of courze!BA: i need to stip typing so quicklt though.HL: You got a bad habit of that zizta HL: Half the time cant underztand what youre zayinBA: but yeaj, what’s ip with you rihht now? BA: you stilk got that ferocipus beastt lyung aroud...
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Pyra: Communicate. Huh, odd. typically you don’t give buyers your home chat handle. However, this isn’t a buyer. In fact, if there’s anyone you know who DOESN’T need weapons, it’s her. She can punch through walls with her teeth. In fact, you saw her do it once. It took you a week to fix your living room. That sure taught you never to make her angry.
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Pyra: Get a formal introduction for once. Your name is PYRA BABELI. You live in a tall apartment building overlooking one of the CONTINENT OF LOGIC’S largest cities. You are THE BEST ARMS DEALER YOU KNOW. You, like your friend LUCIFO, have dreams of someday OVERTHROWING THE 3 FEUDING GOVERNMENTS and ruling with an iron fist. You often hold ILLEGAL AMOUNTS OF FIREPOWER AND EXPLOSIVES in your apartment, and send them to your buyers using your COMPUTAPORTER, which is built specially into your wall. You just...
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Lucifo: Be the dealer. You are now PYRA BABELI.
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Lucifo: Do something incredibly silly with your limitless source of energy.YOUHAVETHEPPPOOOOWWWWWEEEEEERRRRRR
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Lucifo: Examine illicit goods. Wonderful! It appears as though your ARMS-GRADE ANTI-URANIUM VIAL made it here without causing an explosion the size of a small continent. This thing was expensive, and rightfully so, too. Working with antimatter that’s simultaneously anti-radioactive must be hard.
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Care Package: Arrive conveniently on time. Ha! Here it is, straight from your favorite (and really, only) arms dealer. PYRA really knows how to seal the deal on powerful weaponry around here. Plus, she doesn’t charge as much as some of your other contacts.
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Lucifo: Reminisce on romantic shenanigans with Player #7. Okay, you admit she may be… what’s the word… whorish. Just a bit. But you’re completely fine with that and still love her. You actually think you love her a little more because of that.