El__Sanx

And no shitstorm came… So much toilet paper that never was used.

@Digoxin

Related joke:

Him: What are those broken condoms doing on our yard?
Her: Dammit Joe, stop calling the children like that!

@rukario122

Thanks fot the suggestion but we already have a Jehova’s Witness polar bear, and it fulfills our needs just fine:

THE WAR BEGINS.

Cuteness vs. grumpiness. Which one shall prevail? Find out in theaters this next summer!

You all fail wit he “Master” one. He’s not in the image, HE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

But by the time you turn around, it’s too late.

I hate how religious fanatics always try to use such disgraces to promote their sick interpretation of faith.

@Bill Clinton

Then why on earth do you people allow psychos to get a hold on a gun so easily in the first place??? Sure there always have been psychos who just want to kill, but there is a BIG difference of how easily you can kill with a gun, and how you can do it with a knife or a baseball bat, for example. Making guns so easy to get is what causes such bloodbaths in the first place.

Guns are meant to kill, not to show off or shit like that. But then, thats ’MURICA for you…

[Annoyingly loud PR0N music playing in the background]

And this is how the idea of Dragon Dildos™ was conceived…

The shooter’s name wasn’t Ryan Lanza, it was his brother Adam. It has been clarified by authorities by now.

Perfectly described.

@ExudesAffluence

Who needs yellow when you have both of your testicles?

@YORKSHIRE1003 It’s something you can find in your daddy’s closet :)

Just kidding. Here it is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drag_%28clothing%29

Hey, Im’ back!

In case you can’t tell, that’s Glenn… dead. (Issue #101). No need to thank me guys :D