Ephemeral_Athambia

I don’t know why I didn’t follow you earlier… Oh well. Have a follow!

Hey, no problemo!
t took me four months of procrastination and avoidance to actually write the thing so I don’t think I have any right to complain about expediency!.

I honor you to, sir. You would not believe how hard it is for me to have a civilized disagreement with someone. You defended your point quite well, too.

I highly doubt making a pony version of Kony is going to make him any less scary, or any less of a threat.

these are not just jokes, this are genuine hatred and will to exterminate us. sure when some /b/tard spams CANCER it’s most likly a joke.

but when we are banned from sites for merely mentioning the show, our submissions get downvoted, news reports bash us so on and so forth – that is hatred, and situtation is bad.

and sure, our fanbase won’t dissolve. but the haters practically won. they succefully manged to make our fandom enclosed and shunned from the general public and mainstream and to certin extent, also paranoid.

Hi there!

I couldn’t get all these out in time, but have a

Delayed Derpy Day!

I tried everything to make Applejack happy and leave. But after the Administrator saw me poking around the lower tunnels of Dustbowl she gave me a warning…she lined up one of my clones and shot his eye off. Then got another one and sliced off his hand. She gave him a Googly Gazer and the other a Gunslinger.
I’m still trying, each day she almost gets killed. I don’t want to be held responsible for her death. But I must be going now, she’s sleepy and I have to take care of her. I’ll be on tomorrow.

I tried everything to make Applejack happy and leave. But after the Administrator saw me poking around the lower tunnels of Dustbowl she gave me a warning…she lined up one of my clones and shot his eye off. Then got another one and sliced off his hand. She gave him a Googly Gazer and the other a Gunslinger.
I’m still trying, each day she almost gets killed. I don’t want to be held responsible for her death. But I must be going now, she’s sleepy and I have to take care of her. I’ll be on tomorrow.

Having died the most horrible way possible for the amusement of a sick old lady. But one day I will leave this dreaded war to start anew. But I want it to happen sooner. Applejack was shot and barely escaped death. Unlike the rest of us she can’t respawn, if she’s gone, then so is all my joy. So hopefully, soon.

Fine. After the other team capped the point they were rushing to our spawn. I was running away but was hit by a stray bullet hitting my leg. I fell and as soon as I looked up I saw the scout with his shotgun to my head. “This is it” I whispered to myself. I closed my eyes. But nothing happened. As soon as I opened them I saw the scout looking at a little orange pony. He aimed for it but I tried to rustle up all my strength to get up. The little orange pony just ran to him and kicked his head. Killing him. She then went to me and actually spoke. I was now face to face with Applejack. She raised her hoof up to help me. I asked where did she come from. She replied with a little “I don’t know” I then asked if she was lost. She spoke with fear in her voice “Yes. I don’t know how to get back home.” I then patted her head and said that I will take her home. Even if I die trying. Knowing she will be here in this miserable war I tried to make everything better for her. Even if it means disgracing my team for a pony. I did my best so the Administrator won’t see her. I wanted to keep her here with me so I can find some joy in this place. But I know one day she will have to leave. I tried to not think of the fact that she will be gone one day.
She brings me joy, and hope that one day I will be able to leave this endless war.
She’s My Little Pony…

Well, after signing the “Fortress Contract” I’m not necessarily aloud to speak of what I do. Sadly it also forbids us to make any friends or allies whatsoever.
How Applejack came with me is another story.

zoidberg is joining the team

Once again. that P The Troller guy has returned. Doesn’t he have nothing else to do than like getting a fucking life? geez.

So I heard you like sal-ads.

What the hell are Sal Ads?

I see you have given us a few images yourself, and you have received far too much pony hate.
This wall deserves cheerful things… LIKE A RAVE PARTY

Anyway, you have earned my mutual respect and a friend, my friend.

oh believe me, i know that feel bro.

also……F-F-F-F-F-FRIENDSHIP!

The wrench holds a technique that can “Alter” any spare metal you have into the sentry, tele, or dispenser. The metal used will travel through the wrench and onto the said building. Making it a lot more efficient than how it used to be. Thus benefiting the team and you.

In other words.

Magic.

How, in the name of the Faust, did we not remember this…

Saved for future antitrolling purposes.

haha, the salad fiasco is just pure genius, my friend….PURE. GENIUS. much LULz have been acquired. XD

I tip my hat to you, oh good sir. stay awesome. :D

ha ha, that’s awsome. i really hope the fruit salad thing spreads out. it’s acutally pretty funny

Ye I guess so. Bit disappointing because last troll got bated by my posts and I was having fun looking at him becoming angry.

Anyway, it means we are back for discussing pony stuff.

These weapons are not something to be used lightly.

Legends have told us of their power, but also about the dangers they contain.

With great power, comes great responsibility.

That’s what I am trying to figure out – whether grammar Nazi will work or no.

But most of times you get trolled by a kiddo you can easily trick him by this tactic.

What in Luna’s name have I done….

My anti-troll super weapon has gone out of control!

…excellent…