No mater how good you claim the show is, it won’t be worth what I’ve seen. No mater what they’ll ever do, will not be worth what I’ve seen. You couldn’t leave it alone, could you? You found something you enjoyed that wasn’t vulgar or disgusting. Yet you couldn’t leave it that way. Why? No, I’m serious, Why? Why, would you do these things!? It doesn’t make it better, It just makes it more uncomfortable then it needs to be. Thats the main reason I don’t watch the show. I don’t want to be affiliated with...
Location: That place...with the fruit stand...
Joined Oct 06, 2011 at 08:42PM EDT
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Oh, hi Mark
Skimaskkass had me make this account. Why? Because he’s Batman! Oh…wait…no. He had me make this because he’s a small off-duty chekezlovakian traffic warden! no wait that’s not it either. It might have been he was a red and white striped golfing umbrella. Oh wait, NOW I remember! It was because he’s the Bolivian navy on maneuvers in the South Pacific!!
Oh and one more thing:
Admit it. You wanna play the game now.
It has come to my attention that this website is a hangout for bronies. So, naturally I will have THAT conversation at some point. I ain’t hating on the bronies, hold yer horses (ba dum bu… wait… thats not funny). I’m not gonna doubt peoples claims that the show is awesome,,i’m just drawn away by the concept of watching a show about ponies. Tell you what, person thats so bored they’re reading this, as soon as a pony says “Groovy!” , or fights a caccodemon, I’ll start watching! But, that still doesn’t change the fact that i’ve never seen it in the guide, so I’m assuming it on kinda early or I just don’t have that channel. Besides If that show was really that awesome, Bruce Campbell would be in it just like in my fanfic. OH! I mean..uh…um…er…sports team?
Hey, would ya look at that. I’ve been promoted.
This calls for more cowbell!
If your from that pointless thread I made then let me be the first to apologize. It seemed a good idea when I first thought of it, guess I was wrong. It’s just that if men like ponies, put something in there that men would like…in a tasteful way. That was my driving force. In the end, I think it was just me making an excuse to see Bruce Campbell become more popular. Either that or it was my psychotic urge to see ponies punched in the face. Come on, after all the over posting, can you really blame me?
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I sorry, plain and simple just sorry. I thought it was a good idea. guess i was wrong. It’s being shut down. Should have know better.
I’m gonna asume I got such low karma for 1. It being long, 2. Not posting this in the normal pony forum, and 3. People didn’t like the fact that I said ponies weren’t manly. I kind of doubt anyone even read the whole thing, they just saw how long it was then gave negative karma. I don’t even get why the one of me commenting on the low karma got me voted down so much.
I did, only 4 people read it. I tried to move it up (yeah, I know. I admitted to being a douche.) and I got kicked off. Well, sort of.
Wow, right away negative karma.
So long story short, he kills his father when he was 15 and when he was 17 he lied about his age and joined the air force. (no one has wings or knows magic where he comes from. much like earth. and no one has those “cutie marks” and they all wear clothes. So, once again, just like earth) In his 3 years of service, he shot down countless fighters and bombed even more tanks and crap like that and got the nickname Stallion.(He never tell us his real name and to be fair, do you even care?) Even once got shot...
People like ponies. I like Bruce campbell. So I thought of a way that we can both benefit. I’ve never even seen more then a few clips of this show and yet, through the insane part of sub conscience, I wrote an episode in my brain. I’ll just give you the character. But before that, I have to tell you where he comes from. He’s from the other side of the planet ,which is kinda like 1960’s earth if World war 2 lasted longer and the cold war and the space race began sooner. Now I’m aware that thats quite a...
This generation is weak. They find ponies to be the manliest things ever. Now, I’m aware that they put a bunch of references in there to manly things, but it’s not truly manly in my opinion. Unless… Bruce Campbell joins the roster! One episode that’s all I ask…just one. Now heres the episode. It’s quite long though, but trust me it’s worth it.
Gets: A vintage hat Inserts: Bruce Campbell
111. Every time you see something you can’t unsee, take a shot. 112. Everytime you enjoy it, take a shot to the head
Gets: Called a fag because call of duty sucks Inserts: A tower of hats
Gets: Inserts: Luigi
Finally, something new!
It’s not hate, it’s just annoyance. But if it’ll get people off my back, then here: it’s a gif, but whatever.
Gets: Kirbycided Inserts: Void ray
I see where this is going and no, just no. Heres something completely different: