Exploding Bilby

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Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

LOL at the negative comments engendered by my previous pic.Who knew Bronies took their pony love so seriously!
FWIW I was kidding.I saw the pic elsewhere and thought it amusing.My 6 yr old niece actually digs the show,and while I don’t worship FiM I can see its appeal.

Jun 05, 2012 at 07:37PM EDT

Commented on Angelina Jolie's Leg

I can just hear Kathy Griffin using this in her next standup:
“Anybody see Angelina at the Oscars? WTF was that? She looked like she was about to whinny and eat a lump of sugar.Either that or her butt-crack sweat was causing her no end of discomfort.”
Also,she has horrible legs.Being thin does not guarantee you smashing pins.It’s hilarious that she obviously thinks she does and adopted such a pose to highlight them when her shapeless gams do her no favours.She is no Marilyn Monroe or Lady Sonja Mc Mahon(Australian Prime minister’s wife famous for wearing a dress with a split to the
White House in 1971.)Both flashed their legs without contriving to pose in such a ridiculous manner.
http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/sonia-mcmahon-elegance-loyalty-and-that-dress-20100403-rkcv.html
To her credit though,this is probably THE first time she has broken the cardinal rule for celebrity:
“Thou shalt not look like a dick in public.”
I guess there’s a first time for everything.As long as she doesn’t start jumping on couches!

Mar 09, 2012 at 08:01AM EST

Added a video to Furries.

Feb 21, 2012 at 01:02PM EST

Added a video to Furries.

Feb 21, 2012 at 01:01PM EST

Added a video to Furries.

Feb 21, 2012 at 01:01PM EST

Commented on Facebook Parenting

I think he’s made a grievous mistake.Studies suggest that over-strict parenting and too lax parenting produce the same amount of juvenile deliquency and anti-social behaviour.In other words,when a kid’s punishments for smaller infractions are excessive,kids decide they might as well be ‘hung for a lion than a lamb’ & do what they want.I’m not saying Hannah was in the right for such disrespect,but I think the punishment was OTT.Killing a $600 laptop AND making her the laughingstock of her peers seems a lot for a grumble to her friends.My sister’s ex-husband is hard and uncompromising like this,and already their 6 yr old girl is learning not to confide ANYTHING in Dad lest it make him mad.If Hannah ever does have a serious problem,like a stalker,or a pregnancy,or a drug problem,Dad will be the LAST person she will come to for help.
Also,DOES he track mud all over the house after she sweeps? That would piss me off .Maybe that was the catalyst for the rant.But because she clearly can’t talk to him without the reply being an ultimatum or an explosion,he’ll never know.

Feb 21, 2012 at 12:32PM EST

Commented on Gnome Chompski

I’d like to add that there’s an awesome blog called ’Trey’s Travels’ in which the author writes as if they were the gnome,accompanying Gordon Freeman on his adventures & defending Alyx as the ‘love of his life.".
A sample post:
“After discovering a faulty elevator, Gordon and I made our way into the den of the mother Antlion. I apologize, but Gordon and I found ourselves running for our lives, and forgot to snap any pictures! Well, there is one. Gordon’s over my shoulder, demanding I post it. I didn’t think it was very funny at all, considering our circumstances. There were bloody pools full of dead bodies in holes very similar to this one. Gordon is laughing harder as I type. Sometimes I don’t like that man at all."
Each post is accompanied by a heartily amusing screenshot of Trey/Gnome Chompski posed in a whacky manner befitting each blog entry.A total rib tickler.Def worth a look if you haven’t seen it yet.
http://treygnome.blogspot.com/
I should add I first found out about it on a site called" I Played Through Episode Two Holding A Goddamn Gnome" which has an excellent guide to getting The Little Rocket Man Achievement as well as being very funny.
http://www.pentadact.com/2007-10-15-gnome-quest/
“Farewell, brave traveller! May I never, ever set eyes on your stupid fucking face again!”
It also has more links to folks who have made gag screenshots of the gnome in LOLworthy positions.

Nov 10, 2011 at 10:32AM EST

Commented on Sticky Note Art

LOVE IT! I’m a great believer in art in everyday life,rather than it being thought of something that belongs in snooty art galleries or is owned by rich people.This also dispels the idea that you need expensive materials to create.Can you imagine the improvement to mental health of folks who work in these cheerless concrete boxes if more of them were decorated with stuff like this? In the city I live in, all our Telephone Signal Boxes are painted with creations by local artists,kids and community groups,and it brightens up my modest hometown no end.The more colour & humanity a concrete jungle has,the better,I say!

Sep 23, 2011 at 06:28PM EDT

Commented on Thinking With Portals

I LOVE Portal but the ’You’re Thinking With Portals’ meme is ruined by the dumbos who spell ’you’re’ as ‘your’. Seriously,Gen Y,did your teachers not introduce to you the concept of contractions?You just KNOW in a 100 yrs the spelling of the possessive pronoun & the contraction will be identical.Glad I’ll be dead then.

Sep 18, 2011 at 06:25PM EDT

Commented on Musically Oblivious 8th Grader

The sad thing is,at 44,I’m starting to go this way.In my teens and twenties I followed pop & rock music religiously,and in addition to a large record/cd collection, even had quite a few rock music encyclopedias on my shelf.These days I don’t get time to keep up with what’s out there.The day I had to look up what Dubstep was,was the day I felt officially old.

Sep 18, 2011 at 06:12PM EDT

Commented on Scarlett Johansson Leaked Nudes

Ok,this is the rant I SHOULD make:“Damned hackers…invading privacy…Scarlett should have more sense than posting nude… information age surpassing legislation….blah…….blah….blah….”
Truthfully,all I can think is is,“DAMN! If I looked that good naked I’d be damn proud,not embarrassed.They’re tasteful shots ala David Bailey circa early ‘70s and it’s not like she’s sucking c**k in a porno,is it?I’ve seen more in European art movies.Heck,chubby old Gerard Depardieu has gotten his beer gut & old feller out on camera multiple times.Somebody needs to say to her,”Chill,Red.It’s all good."

Sep 15, 2011 at 09:10AM EDT

Commented on Going to the Store

I don’t get the appeal of this one.And my LOL-0-meter is pretty easily tickled.Sure,it’s mildly amusing,but how it attained meme status is a mystery.Oh well.

Sep 11, 2011 at 07:53PM EDT

Commented on tumblr_leg3qiKy2D1qczr0io1_500.gif

I should add though,awesome as this pic is,there’s no exposition on this meme after the photo.Unless an article is actually written,this should be deadpooled.Further info needed.

Sep 04, 2011 at 09:15PM EDT

Commented on tumblr_leg3qiKy2D1qczr0io1_500.gif

Orlando is probably close to a perfect film.Now it’s even more awesome.As for the person here who referred to Ms Swinton as a ‘souless ginger’,the character she plays here lives for over 500 years and changes sex from male to female(through supernatural means,not surgery) and doesn’t die,so I guess we never find out if he/she has a soul or not.:-)

Sep 04, 2011 at 09:12PM EDT

Commented on Emo Dad

This is why,at 44,I always quiz my family to check I’m not coming across as mutton dressed as lamb and the outfit I’m wearing I can still get away with.Even the best preserved middle-aged person has to know when a look is too young for them.

Sep 04, 2011 at 10:37AM EDT

Commented on Blingee

The Anne Frank one is just….wrong!

Sep 02, 2011 at 09:34PM EDT

Commented on Thumbs up for Rock and Roll / Believe in yourself

I’ve added the amazing cover of the song by Roomie Wote,which I didn’t think could be improved until YTer Ashmac281 added Sara Gregory’s vocals to the mix.I think it’s now the perfect pop song.I love the kid AND the song.This is why the internet is so awesome.Thumbs up for Rock and Roll!

Sep 02, 2011 at 09:15PM EDT

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