Location: The Hamptons, bragging 'bout what I make

Joined Apr 28, 2011 at 08:41PM EDT



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My life consists of clicking and dragging colorful horses around in Adobe Flash and occasionally publishing the results.

I also do animation for Super Smash Ponies when I’m not working on independent projects. The ride never ends.


Recent Activity

Commented on DeadParrot222's wall

>mfw voice actors are cooperative, timely and seem genuinely interested in the project, and I have some delicious juice to go along with it

Two days to get two female voice actors? That’s a new personal best!

May 28, 2013 at 09:09PM EDT

Commented on Blue Screen (of Death)'s wall

“At long last, I have found the long-lost temple of the Blue Screen! Legend states that the Aboriginal Ausmareians of old worshipped this deity as the god of death. Deciphering this ancient riddle will reveal to me the treasure inside. The riddle states, ‘>2013 >not wanted to ____ BSoD…’ What could the solution be?”

May 20, 2013 at 02:11AM EDT

Commented on DeadParrot222's wall

I spent like two months searching for voice actors for Heartbreaker, and ended up settling on, let’s be honest here, a fairly mediocre Rainbow Dash, and the day after I post the finished animation, the runner-up for Fighting is Magic’s Dash voice actor messages me and says she’d be willing to revoice it if I want her to.

I politely declined, since I’m more or less sick of the combination of voice actors and Heartbreaker, but I told her I’ll talk to her if I ever need another Rainbow Dash voice.

May 18, 2013 at 08:18PM EDT

Commented on Fifths' wall

MFW too good at Flash

Seriously though, it’s like I’m a god with this stuff. It’s a bit too much to take at some times.

May 18, 2013 at 08:05PM EDT

Commented on Fifths' wall

Daily reminder that your favorite pony’s favorite pony is my favorite pony. Stupid Dashfag.

May 08, 2013 at 12:12AM EDT

Commented on Verbose's wall

I’ll have to make you a happier teal deer animation sometime. Maybe once Fifths unchains me and lets me out of his basement.

May 07, 2013 at 09:42PM EDT

Commented on Stunthead's wall

Obligatory hey-maybe-Stunthead-stopped-being-a-pleb-I-should-ask-how-he’s-doing-with-his-animation post.

Because here’s how it’s going for me.

May 02, 2013 at 12:45AM EDT

Commented on You'll Be Safe Here

Every time I get into a debate about which superhero is the best, I always insist it is the Doctor. Everyone tells me the Doctor is no superhero. But I want believe.

Apr 29, 2013 at 11:24PM EDT

Commented on Stunthead's wall

I need to groom you and DeadParrot into god-tier animators like myself. That way, we can all work on some sort of collaborative project that doesn’t use those terrible terrible Double Rainboom Flash builds.

Apr 25, 2013 at 09:10PM EDT

Commented on Fifths' wall

Animate? Fuck, when was the last time I accomplished shit?

Apr 24, 2013 at 01:19AM EDT

Commented on DeadParrot222's wall

Apologies for the recent delays I didn’t tell you about. Here’s my life in a silly cat gif:

Yeah, my mouse was on the wrong side of the country for a week, I had to tour a bunch of colleges, make a decision so I didn’t get shafted on the dorms and roommates, fly cross-country on the first day knives are allowed on US planes and when I come home I find a note from my school saying, “Exudes needs to turn in homework on a more regular basis.” Also, remind me to not spend so much damn time playing Pokemon.

On the plus side, didn’t get stabbed.

Apr 24, 2013 at 01:15AM EDT

Commented on Fifths' wall

But you never ironically explained why SkyMall is or is not art.

Apr 16, 2013 at 05:26PM EDT

Commented on Fifths' wall

Do pardon me. I must have asked my question on the silly premise that the true meaning of “art” was that one interpreted it on their own, and applied their own judgement, rather than simply stating, “Because someone with a degree and frizzy hair says it’s art, it’s art.” On these grounds, everything that can be interpreted as not art is art. What makes a blank canvas, fresh off the factory lines, not art, and what makes one that has been stared at for forty days art, without resorting to the opinions of others, for fear of crafting your own?

Apr 16, 2013 at 05:10PM EDT

Commented on Fifths' wall

I hereby challenge you, Fifths, to an honor-bound duel, in accordance with the Gentleman’s Dueling Charter of 1672. I formally charge you, Fifths, to defend the following piece, “1000 Hours of Staring,” by Tom Friedman, as art, and to justify its display in a museum over this visual representation of SkyMall.

I was at the Henry Art Gallery the other day, since I am no uncultured heathen, and saw this displayed in their collection. It’s exactly what it sounds like; over the course of five years, Tom Friedman spent over forty days staring at a blank canvass before putting it up in a museum.

Apr 16, 2013 at 02:41PM EDT

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