ExudesAffluence

ExudesAffluence finally stumbles on to the group after they left him behind during the fire storm. “Y’all bitches best not’ve been using mah helicopter! The intakes are shot from the ash, and the rotors are probably warped from the heat! You’re lucky you weren’t all killed!” Holding the assault rifle at his hip, he wanders into the courtyard. “Where’s Nair?” “He went alone to Rage City.” ExudesAffluence shrugs. “Sucks t’suck.”

Idea – someone make a cover of HEYEYYYEEAH, and get ALL OF KYM TO SING THE CHORUS.

@What if What if My Little Pony was a boy? (There’s no way in Hell I’m the first person to make that joke. I apologize in advance.) Keep in mind, it’s a show for little girls, and even with my great age and wisdom, alternate universe fics still throw me for a loop, and I have to make stuff up to fit them in with canon. Personally, I’d like to see something a little more creative; leave the alternate universe stuff for the fandom. It’d be a bit tricky to work realistically into the MLP universe, even...

I do believe in God, but living in an ardent southern Christian community for the last two years, I’ve lost hope in organized religion. I’ve jokingly told people I’m everything from Muslim to Jewish to atheist, and each time I’ve been told I’m going to hell with varying levels of hatred. I understand that religion helps a lot of people through their lives, and that sometimes they do positive things for other people, but I’ve lost sight of any benefit it has for me. Like Sparty said, I just try to live...

I WANT TO BE CONTRIBUTE Serious doh, this jaunt got potential.

Y’all some bitckhes don’ know ‘bout Fluttashy, nigga. She ckomin’ off dees streets, nigga, she come sckrait outta da jungle, rollin’ up dat stank, doh. These ckrazy mufuckka crabs hatin’, Fluttashy don’ give a shit. She hittin’ up da bank, doh, gettin’ money all day, er’r day, nigga. Ponyville, nigga, whaddit do. Ckheeeya! Squad up! Living in a town with a majority black population does have its benefits.

Animated music video? I dunno, let’s see where this goes.

It is Sheep in the Big City, though I don’t remember General Specific ever wearing sunglasses. It’s a shame they never released it on DVD or for download, and to my knowledge they don’t show reruns. It is very strange that it just completely vanished.

I’ve never been an avid cartoon watcher, having grown up without access to a lot of the great cartoons from the nineties and early 2000’s. Cartoons never had much of an appeal to me, and these days I don’t get around to watching very many – I still haven’t seen a good chunk of season 2 of MLP, and though I’ve been meaning to start on Korra in forever, I haven’t found the time. So growing up I basically lived in the 1960’s as far as cartoons go, but the one modern show I remember having is to this day my...

Rage City, eh? Ah hear s’lovely this time’a year. Keep in mind, mah helicopter’s fuel is limited, and Ah’m not sure how long Ah’ll have t’go t’get some more. Ah’ll have t’play it safe. Ah’ll probably leave with half a tank left. Yes, I am now roleplaying with a southern accent. I didn’t get to be the number one pony animator with a southern accent in the Pacific Northwest by not having a southern accent. I turn on the helicopter’s stereo, playing some tunes from my hood in the 919.

West Coast is best coast. I’ve still got three hours more of Caturday.

Nope.avi Mercedes Benz-designed Eurocopter EC-145s, with seating for up to eight passengers, a pilot and a copilot. I dunno how many of us there are, but that should be enough. If there aren’t enough chairs, some poor souls will have to stand, but we’ll be able to take everyone. You thought I got around in a SHITTY helicopter or something?

@Muffins I actually just saw that earlier today. I’m not really sure why she gets extra naval unit movement or why her fishing boats and farms are better, but hey, I’m always one for more food, and if there’s one thing Civ V did better than all the other games, it’s the navies. It’s been a while since I reminded you lot that I’m wasting away on this ATG, but I heard you like TALKING PONIES so I did some LIP SYNC. I’m not sure what’s up with the gif, or if it’s only my computer, but it’s not playing the...

ExudesAffluence allowed his aching back some respite against the cold surface of the bolder, his thumb flicking at the safety on his weapon. Closing his eyes behind his dark aviator shades, he breathed deeply, taking in the scent of the ruined landscape of Deadpool. Pulling one knee close as he stood up, his eyes fell upon the vast expanse of gray cloud thickly coating the sky. Bolts of lightning flickered throughout the darkness, signs of what was to come. “There’s a storm coming, KYM,” he whispered...

I pull out my phone and fire off a text message, disregarding the safety hazard that is texting and flying a helicopter. >TWINS >LIKE WHAT THE HECK >SERIOUSLY EVERYONE IS LIKE DEAD COME ON >ALSO I GUESS MEX IS THE DEMONS Our band of rapidly deteriorating would-be rescuers flies off into the distance, the helicopter alighting upon the charred earth as a sparrow would upon a thin branch. The slowing blades gently blow my hair across my face as I step out, pistol in hand.

What came first, the chicken or the dickhead? (To whomever downvoted me, this is a song reference, not an insult)

I guess we can pull Mex out from being strapped underneath the helicopter. I patch him up really quick so that he doesn’t get blood on my genuine leather seats and silver-brushed stainless steel interior. Or my ancient teak gun rack (more like fun rack). Those of you who follow Top Gear might’ve seen that my custom-built one-off McLaren X-1 was just revealed today. Feels good to have the affluences.

The great thing about animation is entire fandoms are built around it, yet I always seem to have room to complain it’s an unappreciated form of art.