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ITT: People not realizing xkcd already explained this

“I shall forgive your false gods… for now.” “Prepare the fleet! We must cleanse Teegeeack of this filth!”

The numbers, if I may be so bold, are in the file name: 857314CYI55.jpg Hell if I know what any of that means. Combing through the HTML didn’t show anything, though there’s no way I’m the first one to think to do that. Tried changing the letters to numbers – C = 3, Y = 25, I = 9, then dividing the big number by 3. 857314325955 / 3 = 285771441985 1985? At least that’s a year. Not sure if that means anything. Numbers to letters? HEGCADCYIEE. ANyone here better than me at cryptography? Edit @DoctorHobo,...

“Perhaps I could read some poetry as we wait?”

“Someone fetch me the ‘request permission to request permission to fire’ forms.” “We shall need approval from the local branch manager before we may comply with your request.”sigh “While you’re there, may I request you request him to sign pages 2 and 4 of the ‘request permission to assist KYM’ forms?” Sorry guys, looks like any more help is stuck in committee.

So I just consolidated my Lego collection. Who can do better?

@Sketch I’d know the first result of searching for Scootaloo anywhere. You are lazy and you should feel lazy. Here is a picture from page 43 of the image search results for Scootaloo, just to show how dedicated I am. Incidentally, any of you guys know how hard it is to draw an Equestrian Airlines DC-3? It just so happens to be very hard.

That’s funny, I could’ve swore… Hold on, lemme check…. Yeah, Soarin’ is still best male character. Though for all the Blue Angels / Wonderbolts fan art, no one has ponyfied the best Blue Angel…

Whadda game. Now that I remember, I need to dig through my Legos and find those classic pizzas. Those were the best. In the absence of my Brickster minifigure, wherever he may be, I offer you Ogel: And classic Jango and Watto:

This gives me hope; I really want to see Trixie return as a villain. I’m sure whatever episode she’s in will teach some lesson about forgiveness and whatnot, but that doesn’t mean she has to return in tears begging to be loved. If those other screenshots of the zomb-pony apocalypse are legit, then I really hope Trixie is involved as a very bad pony.

Just sayin’, the classic Rebel Blockade Runner is the best Lego ever made. In good condition, I’m seeing them go for almost 1,500 dollars. Mine is in pretty good shape these days, though it had been ruined up until recently by three moves and five years without any attention. It’s still missing a few pieces, but nothing you’d notice unless I pointed it out to you. Edit, below Lego Racers? Aww yeah, I had that game for computer a long time ago. That and both of the Lego Island games, and Lego Loco in...

>mentioning Razgriz >not linking to this >also we needed cool battle music anyways @Twins This Kraken you sent me is useless.

Twins: Ehh, this is iffy and extremely dangerous if you don’t know what you’re doing. It is imperative that you note that thesauruses and dictionaries are, by nature, denotative. Sure, they can tell you what a word means and its synonyms, but they can’t capture the word’s bearing upon the ear and the mind, or more specifically, its connotation (forgive me if I’m going way back to middle school here, it’s important to review the basics). Each and every word has its own ring and implications to it, even...

Engineer Dell Conagher would like to battle! Engineer Dell Conagher sent out Sentry!

So guess who waited until five minutes before the deadline (which, contrary to popular belief, is 11:30 and not midnight) of today’s ATG challenge to submit because he was lazy and did everything in the last hour? This guy. (Except for figuring out how to export some fucking decent quality gifs, which is much harder than it needs to be.) @Viking You are welcome among us. I already love you. I LOVE ALL OF YOU. PINKEH

Write a lot of stuff, and publish it so other people can see and - No, wait, that’s terrible advice. Luckily, I am no longer in possession of all the shitty Pokemans fan fiction I wrote when I was like ten and an Internet n00b. My advice? If I want to write something, I read something someone else wrote and judge it hard; I essentially try to succeed everywhere I think the writer failed, especially in terms of character development. I’ll read a story with similar characters, and poke and prod and try to...

Rarity. Rare, of course. I’m so sorry. I’ll not post for the rest of the page.

Oh man, ATG challenge for today is to draw a pony dressed as my favorite literary character? Luckily Scootaloo has already stolen Daring Do’s hat! So I threw it in a subtle note at the bottom of my last post, but screw being subtle, give me the kramas give me your opinions! Berry Punch knows what’s up.