Fandroid

You know what?

I like you.

Why?

Because you’re a perfect foil to the circlejerks on the forums.

Keep it up, but stay within the rules so I don’t have to ban you.

I came to your profile with my banhammer ready but it seems that you aren’t breaking any rules.

Still, though.

Follow me. I wish to befriend you, good sir.

Also, do you ever chat with us in IRC?

I loved Big O. Dorothy is my second favorite character, after Roger.

Y U NO FRIEND ME?

You’d better stay this time.

Really? Neat.
But no, Dialga is obviously the best Pokemon ever.

RM, don’t ever let me catch you on 9gag. Ever. We can’t be friends anymore if you go there.

You know, for some reason I always pictured you as a Spinda.

For the record, I’m not talking about you on my profile.
Unless you’re talking about the root account on a Linux- or UNIX-based operating system. In which case there’re some semantics to deal with.

So I have the album now, and it’s fantastic. There are a few songs I don’t like, though. Foreign Beggars usually do pretty well with this sort of thing, but their performance in this one was substandard at best.

Alright, you’ve earned my friendship. Pat yourself on the back.

I stopped everything I was doing to listen to that masterpiece.

Less than three.

Whereabouts?

You came off of your hiatus for little ol’ me? I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Thanks.

I’m trying. But it’s hard to find jobs here due to the dying economy and lack of job openings. Lots of businesses are going under here.