fergzilla

This situation, summed up in a Troll Science format:

Your country full of fat people?
Fact: vegetables make fatties become skinny.
Pizza makes people fat.
Pass a law saying that pizza is now a vegetable (brotip: use magnets for faster law-passing)
Now whenever fatties eat pizza, they become skinny! People who are already skinny won’t have their weight affected by pizza!
U mad, dieters?
Dieters: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(someone needs to make that into a comic, btw)

This game is pretty fun. Be warned, though, that certain chains are being plagued with an animation of a furry sucking a cock. How that is even possible, we’ll never know. Dylan Green should do something about this.