fetchbeer

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Location: On the road wondering why Dr. Rabbit is in a tree watching Sweetie Belle, Russian Fedora, and Ashbot hiding behind a bush.

Joined May 09, 2011 at 11:32PM EDT


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Commented on Connor Larabee's wall

I have not yet begun to post!
We few, we happy few, we band of bronies;
For he to-day that laughs in mirth with me
Shall be my brony!

Oh, and welcome to the herd!

May 19, 2011 at 08:15PM EDT

Commented on c0b.png

I give up, I can’t get a link to stick anymore…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_i3n26NieE

May 19, 2011 at 07:58PM EDT

Commented on c0b.png

Dinky is usually the same gray coat with blond mane and tail that Derpy is, which is probably why they were given to Derpy by the fans. Dinky is used to the same degree as a background pony as Derpy is, which is also a good reason for them to be family.
A minimum of 4 different Dinkies appear at least 10 times in the party at the end of Call of the Cutie. It looks like a Derpy clone is at the party too.
15:36 bow and arrow
16:57 cloud
17:03 bow and arrow
18:11 bow and arrow
18:22 off screen
18:46 not visible, on stairs
19:15 not visible, on stairs
19:40 horse shoe
19:51 dolphins
20:05 bow and arrow
The site kept eating my links, probably an anti-spam measure, but here’s the hd version I used to spot them.

May 19, 2011 at 07:58PM EDT

Commented on ThreeTheThird's wall

I’m glad that you enjoy reading my posts as much as I enjoy writing them!
It’s all this positive feedback that keeps me making more :)

May 19, 2011 at 06:54PM EDT

Commented on 729.jpg

Rainbow Dash: “My name is Rainbow Dash. You killed my father, prepare to die, that is if you are a pegasus with six feathers on their right wing”

Twilight Sparkle: You guessed wrong.
Trixie: You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Equestria” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against The Great And Powerful Trixie when death is on the line”! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
[Trixie stops suddenly, her smile frozen on her face and falls to the ground dead]
Rarity: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
Twilight Sparkle: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

Rainbow Dash: That Trixie, she can fuss.
Derpy: Fuss, fuss… I think she like to scream at us.
Rainbow Dash: Probably he means no harm.
Derpy: She’s really very short on charm.
Rainbow Dash: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Derpy: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Trixie: Enough of that.
Rainbow Dash: Derpy, are there rocks ahead?
Derpy: If there are, we all be dead.
Trixie: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Derpy: Anybody want a peanut?
Trixie: DYEEAAHHHHHH.

May 19, 2011 at 11:19AM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

The Equestrian Litany Against Trolls
I must not be trolled.
A troll is a thread-killer.
A troll is an irritant that brings total consternation.
I will face the troll.
I will permit it’s comments to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see it’s path.
Where the troll has gone there will be nothing.
Only ponies will remain.

May 19, 2011 at 10:25AM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Is it wrong that I keep refreshing the page every 30 seconds hoping that someone has posted something that I can make an insane response to?
I’m addicted to silliness, and I can’t stop.

May 19, 2011 at 12:50AM EDT

Commented on 220640_222863911060267_100000099793647_971747_4435168_o.jpg

All signees of the Geneva convention agreed to ban party warfare after the first prototype of the Pinkie Pie Launcher was tested in Ponyville in late 2010.

This non-lethal ordinance weapon was intended to disable enemy troops by making them party until they were too exhausted to fight. But when deployed it caused a chain reaction of parties that spread out of control and had a devastating economic effect on the entire region. The parties continued one after another until nopony could even get out of bed in the morning to work, because they had been partied to hard and could no longer move.

The Pinkie Pie Launcher prototype has since been destroyed, and Lt. Twilight Sparkle, of the special party defusal squad was sent in to contain the ordinance that had been released in Ponyville. Unfortunately she was also sucked into the endless cycle of partying before she was able to complete her mission. Unwilling to risk further losses to contain the parties, the military abandoned the Ponyville test site and invented a cover story that Pinkie Pie had grown up on a rock farm and discovered partying on her own after witnessing a sonic rainboom.

To this day no head of state will admit that party warfare was ever tested, or that Pinkie Pie is a top secret government party pony.

May 19, 2011 at 12:31AM EDT

Commented on scootaloo.png

These two ponies, their special talents, are EACH OTHER!
twitch

May 19, 2011 at 12:15AM EDT

Commented on Lower.JPG

At least she’s wearing protection.

I mean the helmet, those wagons can be dangerous…

May 18, 2011 at 10:13PM EDT

Commented on scootaloo.png

I’m not quite sure what the implication of a pony having a cutie mark of another pony is… and I don’t think I want to think anymore about it, for fear my brain will melt.

May 18, 2011 at 09:18PM EDT

Commented on dirty_jobs_by_seniorpony-d3g8j9n.png

CSI Ponyville
Dear Diary,
I can’t believe I’ve been a CSI for only five years now. It seems like it’s been forever! I mean 5 years doing this job, and not even one murder. I mean there was all that craziness involving Pinkie Pie eating half the town when I was just a filly (I can’t believe that I used to like that pony), but there hasn’t even been one murder since. The only pony that even died was Granny Pie, and that was definitely old age, and they wouldn’t even let me attend the autopsy because I was related. Maybe I should move to Fillydelphia, I hear that they have a major crime problem over there with the gang war between the Black Pegasi and the Equestrian Brotherhood. I could probably even see a new dead body every day. But Applejack would never let me go. Even though I’m a Police Pony now, and she’s still just a farmer, she still tries to protect me from the world, it got even worse after Rainbow Dash got eaten. Anyway if I left, I just know that the worry would kill her. So I guess I’m stuck in Ponyville for my sister’s sake.
~Apple Bloom

May 18, 2011 at 04:00PM EDT

Commented on my_little_rockets_by_meroni-d3c5y2a.jpg

Prepare for Friendship and Make it Double
To Bring All Trolling to Cessation
To Unite All Bronies within our Nation
To Announce the Virtues of Truth and Love
To Extend our Passion to the Stars Above
Jesse James
Team Pony Dashes off so be Nice and Snug
Reconcile Now and Prepare for a Hug
~All right, my brain is gone for the night, If that actually makes sense good. Otherwise I’ll do better tomorrow.

May 18, 2011 at 01:34AM EDT

Commented on 6c5.png

What follows is merely a dramatization, and is not meant to cause offense
They’re practically standing still now. It’s starting to rain again. Their wings are beating just enough to hold them steady, just enough to keep them from -- They’ve burst into flames! They’ve burst into flames, and they’re falling, they’re crashing! Watch it! Watch it, ponies! Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Get this, Spike! Get this, Spike! They’re on fire and they’re crashing! They’re crashing terrible! Oh, my, get out of the way, please! They’re burning and bursting into flames, and they’re falling on the apple trees and all the ponies agree that this is terrible, this is the worst of the worst catastrophes in the world. Ohhhhh! It’s the flames, four or five-hundred feet into the sky and it … it’s a terrific crash, fillies and gentlecolts. Their smoke, and their flames now … and the pegasi are crashing to the ground, not quite to the apple trees. Oh, the equinity and all the bunnies screaming around here. I told you, I can’t even talk to ponies whose friends those are. Ah! I–I can’t talk, fillies and gentlecolts. Honest, they’re just laying there, a mass of smoking carnage. Ah! And everybody can hardly breathe and talk, and the screaming. Filly, I’m sorry. Honest: I can hardly breathe. I’m going to step inside. Spike, that’s terrible. Ah I can’t. Listen, ponies, I’m gonna have to stop for a minute because I’ve lost my voice. This is the worst thing I’ve ever witnessed.

May 17, 2011 at 11:48PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

@00CLANK, “I am not a number, I am a free man!” Jeez, I never thought I’d see the day that ponies got combined with the prisoner.

Wait a minute… Ponyville is eerily similar to the village in color scheme.

Allright, I’m stealing Windsor, he is now Number Six.



And if anypony ever goes “Be seeing you” I’ll have a fangasm!

May 17, 2011 at 11:04PM EDT

Commented on FlutterAlbumCover.jpg

At this point I usually go and did up the song lyrics and start mucking about with them, but I don’t think I can do anything to improve on this one really. So I’ll just put it here for anyone who doesn’t actually know it (such as myself really).

May 17, 2011 at 09:39PM EDT

Commented on tumblr_ll63peO4HY1qfewofo1_1280.png

Gets out the National Audubon Society Field Guide to the Ponies of Equestria…
Lets see, first off it’s a Pegasus. Flips through the book.
There we are, the Pegasi… White coat… Hmm…
Purple mane and tail, with a lighter purple stripe. Hmm…
Hairs not right, but the closest we have is Tornado Bolt, who only ever appeared at the party in Call of the Cutie.

May 17, 2011 at 09:23PM EDT

Commented on P0wnz0r The Noob's wall

I’m not quite sure where you got the Idea that I was working on an animated version of “cupcakes.” I have had a few ideas knocking around inside my head on what I could do with it though.

I’m not promising anything, but I am scheming evil schemes! MWA HA HA HA!

May 17, 2011 at 09:13PM EDT

Commented on f64.jpg

I can only be awesome because the rest of you continue to upload pictures and comment on them yourselves. Without the rest of you I would have no foil to react to, and thus would not have anything to say.

May 17, 2011 at 09:02PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

The fall in the graph was an expected occurrence, the main reason people search for My Little Pony was to find if the new episode was up on youtube yet. And the last episode of the season aired on May 6th, a day or so before peak in the graph, exactly what should be expected for a meme tied to a television show.

Every Brony has by now found their preferred method of getting their pony fix, and thus they have no reason to search for My Little Pony anymore, but it doesn’t mean that they aren’t still looking. They are merely going to Ponibooru, Equestria Daily, or any of a number of Pony aggregators. Thus bypassing the need to google to get new images.

May 17, 2011 at 08:55PM EDT

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