fetchbeer

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Location: On the road wondering why Dr. Rabbit is in a tree watching Sweetie Belle, Russian Fedora, and Ashbot hiding behind a bush.

Joined May 09, 2011 at 11:32PM EDT


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Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

@ThreeTheThird I kinda went and found paulstretch, the program they use to make all the so and so slowed down 800% videos, and then I did it to winter wrap up, which is now 26 minutes long. Then cupcakes which is now 3-1/2 minutes long, and would fit the fanfic pretty well. Then I did it to Giggle at the Ghostly, to make it 11 minutes long and rather creepy. At this rate I’ll have to go make a youtube account just to share these things with my fellow Bronies.

May 17, 2011 at 01:22AM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

@ThreeTheThird How can a mere 6 minutes of that bliss possibly be enough for you! It’s as if angels are singing in a gothic cathedral as it is being eroded by waves into the ocean. It’s wonderful! I need the whole song stretched that long, so I can have it running on a permanent loop in my house!

May 17, 2011 at 12:34AM EDT

Commented on tumblr_ll63peO4HY1qfewofo1_1280.png

And now the source for the amazing pony icons!

http://steveholtvstheuniverse.tumblr.com/post/5461175417/i-promise-to-no-longer-spam-you-guys-with-any-more

Wow, that is a very silly looking web address when it’s just sitting there.

May 17, 2011 at 12:20AM EDT

Commented on 009.jpg

@no space
You are correct sir. In my rush to get to the insane part of my post I mistakenly put fallout 3 instead of Fallout: New Vegas.

Curse the lack of an edit button!

May 16, 2011 at 11:36PM EDT

Commented on f64.jpg

Spidermare, Spidermare,
Does whatever a spidermare does
Sews a dress, or some frocks,
Digs up jewels, just like rocks
Look Out!
Here comes the Spidermare.

Can she whine?
Listen bud,
She’s faster than a flash flood.
Can she swing from a thread
No she can’t, she’s purebred
Hey, there
There goes the Spidermare.

In the chill of night
At the start of the show
With a scarf of white
She arrives with a bow.

Spidermare, Spidermare
Friendly neighborhood Spidermare
Wealth and fame
She’s after
Renown is her honor.

To her, life is a great big runway
Whenever there’s a valet
You’ll find the Spidermare.

~Excuse me while I have my Scootamoment.

May 16, 2011 at 11:27PM EDT

Commented on 130031600803.png

Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I messed up in class, and called you mother.
All the other ponies laughed at me, and I learned a terrible lesson.
Sometimes the best solution is the easiest. And banishing a whole class of ponies for laughing at your favorite student is awfully easy for you. But did you really have to lock them in a dungeon in the place that you banished them to? And when will you let them come back? They weren’t always mean to me, and I kind of liked some of them.
Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

May 16, 2011 at 10:19PM EDT

Commented on PHR16384's wall

Thanks for the tips PHR16384, I’m usually more of a lurker. But the ponies bring out the insane posts in me for some reason.

May 16, 2011 at 09:31PM EDT

Commented on hannibal_lectern.jpg

Please Pinkie Pie, I did it, I made you the picture you wanted me too, can I please go now?
I’m afraid that your number has come up, It’s now time for you to be a cupcake as well…

May 16, 2011 at 09:18PM EDT

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Hmmm…. After some research on Wikipedia, I must retract my earlier statement about English Muffins. Apparently it is only us American’s who call them English muffins, whereas the rest of the world merely calls them muffins, and then to further confuse matters the rest of the world also calls the American muffin, a muffin. Meaning that our confection, which is essentially a less sweet frostingless cupcake, is riding on the coat tails of the much more austere English muffin. And thus I can blame the marketing professionals responsible for the health food craze of the ’70s and ’80s for not sufficiently distinguishing the name of their product, thus leading to poor innocent Derpy being confronted with an English muffin at the buffet of the Grand Galloping Gala instead of the American muffin she was expecting.

May 16, 2011 at 08:33PM EDT

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I find this to be far more heartbreaking than all the disappointments of the mane cast. Their desires were all far loftier than poor Derpy’s. Who could fault that Pegasi’s desire to try one of the muffins of the aristocracy, only to be confronted by an English muffin, which is not worthy of the name muffin, as it is merely a flat loaf of bread.

May 16, 2011 at 08:19PM EDT

Commented on fetchbeer's wall

YES YES YES YES YES!
 
Some combination of ALT 255 and spaces work!
 
So now my insanely long rambling posts won’t be all mashed together and will actually have breaks in them as they did when I typed them!

May 16, 2011 at 08:10PM EDT

Commented on fetchbeer's wall

I have a dream that one day on the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic page, that no one will dare bring a beverage, for fear of laughing so hard that it squirts out their nose and ruins their keyboard and monitor.
 
I have a dream that one day when those that come to troll us cannot keep a straight face long enough to spout their words of bitterness and hatred.
 
I have a dream that one day all bronies will truly understand the meaning of friendship, and will truly love and tolerate the shit out of anyone that doesn’t, and that those others will not dare mock us for our loving reprisals.

May 16, 2011 at 08:07PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Oh my, I just noticed that not only is My Little Pony on the also trending bar, but Cupcakes, a page made only a day ago, is also up there. Excuse me while I go cower in a closet somewhere so that Pinkie Pie doesn’t make cupcakes out of my sweetmeats.

May 16, 2011 at 07:47PM EDT

Commented on gravity.jpg

Unfortunately for Rainbow Dash, Sir Isaac Nordland had already discovered gravity because of a much similar occurrence more than 300 years ago.

May 16, 2011 at 07:19PM EDT

Commented on 64f.png

And thus all the TV networks stopped producing reality shows and threw bags of money at Derpy so that she could direct, produce, and star in all their programming.

May 16, 2011 at 07:08PM EDT

Commented on 559.gif

Poor little Octavia looks wonderful standing there playing her cello.

But she really should be playing something, so let me see if I know what I’m doing to embed a video, so you can have some fitting music while this pony plays.

May 16, 2011 at 07:06PM EDT

Commented on 009.jpg

I believe that this is a reference to a town in the video game fallout 3, the two people riding the pegasus are NPCs from this town, Craig Boone and Manny Vargas, and the pegasus’s cutie mark appears to be the two headed bear flag of the New California Republic.
What follows is not based upon any information whatsoever, and any resemblance to the actual game is purely coincidental.
In the game, Boone and Vargas, ex-patriots of the NCR, give the player a series of quests culminating in the theft of an experimental government flying machine from the NCR army, this ends up being the aforementioned Pegasus pony. While bringing the Pegasus back to Novac, the player is given the option to ride it, and thus fly across the sky leaving a trail of beautiful rainbows.
Upon arriving back at Novak, the player is presented with the option of either turning the Pegasus over to Boone and Vargas, or betraying them and keeping her for yourself.
If she is handed over peacefully, you are rewarded with the cut scene above where Boone and Vargas jump onto her back and fly off in a rainbow of peace and love.
However, if you try to keep her for yourself, assuming you survive the firefight, she turns to you and says “Losing a friends trust is the fastest way to loose a friend… FOREVER!” and flies of by herself, as storm clouds form overhead. From then on in the game the sky is overcast, and rain falls, and their is a danger of being struck by lighting whenever you are outside.

May 16, 2011 at 04:25PM EDT

Commented on tumblr_ll63peO4HY1qfewofo1_1280.png

Fluttershy is WoW, because that’s where all the cute little animals are. She only plays it for the pets, and has more than anyone else in the game. In fact everyone loves Fluttershy so much that they spend days and months farming the super rare drop pets for her while she’s sitting afk in Darnassus. You would do it for Fluttershy, wouldn’t you? You couldn’t let her wander out into the wilderness where she could possibly be harmed by something would you? We would all go through hell just to hear the squeaky rubber ducky sound she makes when she smiles.

May 16, 2011 at 03:54PM EDT

Commented on 265.png

Este gusto, está de un queso.
There, it’s been said now, I was waiting all day for someone to make that comment, but I kept telling myself, that I wasn’t going to be the one to do it, even though it would be on a picture of a pony actually consuming cheese. And then Sir Kibble gave me an excellent idea. Spanish.

May 15, 2011 at 09:23PM EDT

Commented on d0c.jpg

And here’s the link for the desktop ponies.
Found in one of 00clanks’s posts.
http://desktopponies.co.cc/
“Please move Twilight, I’m trying to type here.”
“Yes, I know you want to get back to studying, and if you went back to studying, then I could finish what I’m typing.”
“Why are you looking at me like that Twilight.”
“You wouldn’t do that Twilight, you couldn’t do that, why would you want to banish me and then throw me in a dungeon in the place that you banished me to.”
“No Twilight, please don’t! I didn’t mean anything by it!”
poof

May 15, 2011 at 09:08PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Every time I hear someone talk about the “cupcakes” fic, I am tempted to read it. But in the end I figure that my imagination can come up with far worse things than what someone else has written down, so I let it remain unread, and just think up the worst possible thing I can every time it is referenced.

May 15, 2011 at 02:14PM EDT

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