Fifths

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Location: Between here and there, out of time, and in love with BSoD <3

Joined Mar 20, 2012 at 09:55PM EDT


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Commented on Chick-Fil-A Gay Marriage Controversy

The hippocrisy here is hilarious. Gays are using their position as the new “oppressed minority” to gather support and oppress the shit out of some random fast-food chain.

No, stop all this nonsense with the protests and the restaurant banning. The reason people shouldn’t be eating at Chick-Fil-A is because the food is terrible.

Aug 07, 2012 at 02:52PM EDT

Commented on Twins the Serendipitous Serval's wall

I know, I know. Do you think I discovered the internet just yesterday? Still, it is interesting to be the stalkee in one of these instances for a change.

Jul 31, 2012 at 11:38PM EDT

Commented on Twins the Serendipitous Serval's wall

No, but we do corespond fairly regularly online. He was just going to send the one plush, but then there was some mix up in the mail so he ordered a second one, and I ended up getting both. He says he just felt like doing something nice for someone, but I suspect it’s because he secretly pities me.

You’d be surprised how difficult it can get to be this smart, sexy, AND talented.

Jul 30, 2012 at 05:03PM EDT

Commented on Twins the Serendipitous Serval's wall

My friends once compared me to some sort of invasive fungus: I’m irritating, I make you scratch , and the worst part is that you can’t deny that I’m growing on you =P

OH GOD, PUT THAT DOWN

What I meant to say was that I’m like a fungus, I ,uh, go great on pizza…

Jul 26, 2012 at 01:04PM EDT

Commented on Stunthead's wall

I’m to understand that you’re stalking DeadParrot222.

I too am stalking him. I propose that we begin a corespondence in order to exchange facts and paraphinallia for our mutual benefit. For example, for an exchange of Parrot info, I may be willing to sell you this.

That is a legitimate, one of a kind, thing that Dead Parrot ate his lunch out of a few weeks!

…I think you can still smell him on it!

Jul 22, 2012 at 11:52AM EDT

Commented on 4f2.gif

Rarity compiling a grocery list.

First the milk
AND EGGS!
And we simply CANNOT forget to get the special brand catfood for Opal.

Jul 22, 2012 at 12:32AM EDT

Commented on 0ec.png

>Huh, shipping
>I like Octavia’s dress
>Oh wait, does Octavia have breasts? I hate anthro
>Except…those are really nice breasts…
>Breasts on a pony…
>mm, those thighs
>thighs…ON A PONY
>Oh shit, is that a nipple?

Jul 22, 2012 at 12:27AM EDT

Commented on f96.jpg

I can guarentee you, anyone who finds that outfit attractive would not refer to it as “hawt”

Jul 22, 2012 at 12:19AM EDT

Commented on 930.jpg

There are many things that I have seen that I never expected to see.

A guy cosplaying as Spike grabbing a hot girl’s ass has now been added to that list.

Jul 22, 2012 at 12:15AM EDT

Commented on Zarathh's wall

Obviously the picture is fitting because the exposed thong portrays what a sexy beast I am. A beast, a sexy beast I say!

(I hope you didn’t take the rock band comments the wrong way, I had thought the generally silly nature of that post would have disarmed any perceived implication of “people who play rock band are losers” you might think I was trying to make.)

Jul 18, 2012 at 11:08PM EDT

Commented on 48d

Oh God, the cigarette companies have finally found a way to make smoking cool again.

Jul 14, 2012 at 03:17AM EDT

Commented on d3b.jpg

>Has wings
>Steals a feather from Owlowiscious

WHY DOES IT MAKE ME LOVE HER MORE?!?

Jul 14, 2012 at 03:06AM EDT

Commented on d33.gif

I love that Flutters’ sexual fantasy consists of helping something in pain feel better. What a sweetheart.

Jul 10, 2012 at 09:00PM EDT

Commented on b5f.gif

“Ladies, ladies please. It’s not that big.”

“There are seven of us, so I hope you don’t mind that I have to cut it pretty thin.”

Jul 09, 2012 at 01:14AM EDT

Commented on 163

I fucking hate that orange.

Jul 09, 2012 at 12:58AM EDT

Commented on I missed you

Dashie hugs are best hugs, but you have to steal them.

Jul 08, 2012 at 01:58PM EDT

Commented on 43c.gif

I heard this. Warning: Nostalgia

Jul 08, 2012 at 12:32AM EDT

Commented on edf.gif

So…how do you get the money out?

Jul 08, 2012 at 12:17AM EDT

Commented on ccc.gif

I like to imagine that the one human in Equestria was just offscreen and caught Lyra. She ignored him however to go and chase after a stupid doll.

She never saw him again and harbored resentment for Twilight until the end of her days.

Jul 08, 2012 at 12:13AM EDT

Commented on fdf.jpg

I am looking at three excellent human beings.

Jul 07, 2012 at 10:29AM EDT

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