Location: Between here and there, out of time, and in love with BSoD <3
Joined Mar 20, 2012 at 09:55PM EDT
The hippocrisy here is hilarious. Gays are using their position as the new “oppressed minority” to gather support and oppress the shit out of some random fast-food chain.
No, stop all this nonsense with the protests and the restaurant banning. The reason people shouldn’t be eating at Chick-Fil-A is because the food is terrible.
I know, I know. Do you think I discovered the internet just yesterday? Still, it is interesting to be the stalkee in one of these instances for a change.
No, but we do corespond fairly regularly online. He was just going to send the one plush, but then there was some mix up in the mail so he ordered a second one, and I ended up getting both. He says he just felt like doing something nice for someone, but I suspect it’s because he secretly pities me.
You’d be surprised how difficult it can get to be this smart, sexy, AND talented.
My friends once compared me to some sort of invasive fungus: I’m irritating, I make you scratch , and the worst part is that you can’t deny that I’m growing on you =P
OH GOD, PUT THAT DOWN
What I meant to say was that I’m like a fungus, I ,uh, go great on pizza…
I’m to understand that you’re stalking DeadParrot222.
I too am stalking him. I propose that we begin a corespondence in order to exchange facts and paraphinallia for our mutual benefit. For example, for an exchange of Parrot info, I may be willing to sell you this.
That is a legitimate, one of a kind, thing that Dead Parrot ate his lunch out of a few weeks!
…I think you can still smell him on it!
Rarity compiling a grocery list.
First the milk
And we simply CANNOT forget to get the special brand catfood for Opal.
>I like Octavia’s dress
>Oh wait, does Octavia have breasts? I hate anthro
>Except…those are really nice breasts…
>Breasts on a pony…
>mm, those thighs
>thighs…ON A PONY
>Oh shit, is that a nipple?
I can guarentee you, anyone who finds that outfit attractive would not refer to it as “hawt”
There are many things that I have seen that I never expected to see.
A guy cosplaying as Spike grabbing a hot girl’s ass has now been added to that list.
My God, what a hilarious read.
Obviously the picture is fitting because the exposed thong portrays what a sexy beast I am. A beast, a sexy beast I say!
(I hope you didn’t take the rock band comments the wrong way, I had thought the generally silly nature of that post would have disarmed any perceived implication of “people who play rock band are losers” you might think I was trying to make.)
Oh God, the cigarette companies have finally found a way to make smoking cool again.
>Steals a feather from Owlowiscious
…WHY DOES IT MAKE ME LOVE HER MORE?!?
Get that pony shit out of here you faggot.
I love that Flutters’ sexual fantasy consists of helping something in pain feel better. What a sweetheart.
“Ladies, ladies please. It’s not that big.”
“There are seven of us, so I hope you don’t mind that I have to cut it pretty thin.”
I fucking hate that orange.
Dashie hugs are best hugs, but you have to steal them.
I heard this. Warning: Nostalgia
So…how do you get the money out?
I like to imagine that the one human in Equestria was just offscreen and caught Lyra. She ignored him however to go and chase after a stupid doll.
She never saw him again and harbored resentment for Twilight until the end of her days.
I am looking at three excellent human beings.