Fifths

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Location: Between here and there, out of time, and in love with BSoD <3

Joined Mar 20, 2012 at 09:55PM EDT


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Commented on Twins the Serendipitous Serval's wall

I don’t know if I should be more angry that I was gayshipped or that I was gayshipped as the passive member.

In any case.

I will have my vengeance Twins. Might not be soon, might not be for a long time, but I’m watching and I’m waiting, and I’ve learned to be patient.

Aug 21, 2012 at 04:46AM EDT

Commented on Twins the Serendipitous Serval's wall

I just realized I never got back to you for that nice tl;dr you left on my wall. My God, aren’t I a dick.

I read your post and you answered all my questions, so the only reason I had to get back to you was to express my gratitude, which is always the lowest priority possible for me, so I guess I forgot about it. Sorry!

I only remember this now because I remember running into some female bronies (I hate the name pegasister as well.) at the opera I went to and it reminded me of that question. They were just like the male bronies there except that you could have sex with them. Hmm, the story goes that there were hundreds of conceptions at Woodstock. I wonder if there ever has been or will be any conceptions at bronycon. I wonder if we’ll ever see a “Pony child” growing up.

Anyway, I’m rambling. Thanks for the response!

Aug 20, 2012 at 02:42PM EDT

Commented on Jackal Lantern's wall

I took a music theory class back in college and have been independently studying it since. Why do you ask? Would you like to learn a couple tricks for songwriting?

Aug 17, 2012 at 12:23PM EDT

Commented on Twins the Serendipitous Serval's wall

So, what’s it like being a female brony? Bronies are little girls trapped in mens’ bodies, so does that make you a little girl trapped in a man trapped in a woman?

You’re like the personality equivilent of a turducken! Hahahahaha! (freak)

Aug 08, 2012 at 07:33PM EDT

Commented on chowzburgerz's wall

I was just using artistic license. I’ll be voting for Obama this year, if only to keep Mitt Romney out of office.

Aug 08, 2012 at 07:11PM EDT

Commented on Chick-Fil-A Gay Marriage Controversy

The hippocrisy here is hilarious. Gays are using their position as the new “oppressed minority” to gather support and oppress the shit out of some random fast-food chain.

No, stop all this nonsense with the protests and the restaurant banning. The reason people shouldn’t be eating at Chick-Fil-A is because the food is terrible.

Aug 07, 2012 at 02:52PM EDT

Commented on Twins the Serendipitous Serval's wall

I know, I know. Do you think I discovered the internet just yesterday? Still, it is interesting to be the stalkee in one of these instances for a change.

Jul 31, 2012 at 11:38PM EDT

Commented on Twins the Serendipitous Serval's wall

No, but we do corespond fairly regularly online. He was just going to send the one plush, but then there was some mix up in the mail so he ordered a second one, and I ended up getting both. He says he just felt like doing something nice for someone, but I suspect it’s because he secretly pities me.

You’d be surprised how difficult it can get to be this smart, sexy, AND talented.

Jul 30, 2012 at 05:03PM EDT

Commented on Twins the Serendipitous Serval's wall

My friends once compared me to some sort of invasive fungus: I’m irritating, I make you scratch , and the worst part is that you can’t deny that I’m growing on you =P

OH GOD, PUT THAT DOWN

What I meant to say was that I’m like a fungus, I ,uh, go great on pizza…

Jul 26, 2012 at 01:04PM EDT

Commented on Stunthead's wall

I’m to understand that you’re stalking DeadParrot222.

I too am stalking him. I propose that we begin a corespondence in order to exchange facts and paraphinallia for our mutual benefit. For example, for an exchange of Parrot info, I may be willing to sell you this.

That is a legitimate, one of a kind, thing that Dead Parrot ate his lunch out of a few weeks!

…I think you can still smell him on it!

Jul 22, 2012 at 11:52AM EDT

Commented on 4f2.gif

Rarity compiling a grocery list.

First the milk
AND EGGS!
And we simply CANNOT forget to get the special brand catfood for Opal.

Jul 22, 2012 at 12:32AM EDT

Commented on 0ec.png

>Huh, shipping
>I like Octavia’s dress
>Oh wait, does Octavia have breasts? I hate anthro
>Except…those are really nice breasts…
>Breasts on a pony…
>mm, those thighs
>thighs…ON A PONY
>Oh shit, is that a nipple?

Jul 22, 2012 at 12:27AM EDT

Commented on f96.jpg

I can guarentee you, anyone who finds that outfit attractive would not refer to it as “hawt”

Jul 22, 2012 at 12:19AM EDT

Commented on 930.jpg

There are many things that I have seen that I never expected to see.

A guy cosplaying as Spike grabbing a hot girl’s ass has now been added to that list.

Jul 22, 2012 at 12:15AM EDT

Commented on Zarathh's wall

Obviously the picture is fitting because the exposed thong portrays what a sexy beast I am. A beast, a sexy beast I say!

(I hope you didn’t take the rock band comments the wrong way, I had thought the generally silly nature of that post would have disarmed any perceived implication of “people who play rock band are losers” you might think I was trying to make.)

Jul 18, 2012 at 11:08PM EDT

Commented on 48d

Oh God, the cigarette companies have finally found a way to make smoking cool again.

Jul 14, 2012 at 03:17AM EDT

Commented on d3b.jpg

>Has wings
>Steals a feather from Owlowiscious

WHY DOES IT MAKE ME LOVE HER MORE?!?

Jul 14, 2012 at 03:06AM EDT

Commented on d33.gif

I love that Flutters’ sexual fantasy consists of helping something in pain feel better. What a sweetheart.

Jul 10, 2012 at 09:00PM EDT

Commented on b5f.gif

“Ladies, ladies please. It’s not that big.”

“There are seven of us, so I hope you don’t mind that I have to cut it pretty thin.”

Jul 09, 2012 at 01:14AM EDT

Commented on 163

I fucking hate that orange.

Jul 09, 2012 at 12:58AM EDT

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