Fifths

The world once looked like this to me, back when I was a child. I’d like to find that place again one day, but I don’t think I ever will.

Ok Spike, you just scored wings AND a chance to be with Rarity. What could possibly have you say dismayed?

Oh hey look, someone caught my latest acid trip on video.

@Linkzor24

Only to one who doesn’t know any better (Protip: the goods are further south)

@sorbetes

Right pony, wrong fluid

You know, I’m just now noticing the little spit droplets. Gotta love attention to detail!

Must. Not. Hate.

@Ingway

Implying you wouldn’t flip your shit if you saw one now?

CMC are so involved in G4 already that I don’t think you could properly call a show about them at their current ages a spinoff. It’d just be some more CMC episodes.

If you made them older though, now that might be cool.

Curvy

You know, something curious I’ve found about myself that I think is true of a lot of bronies is that while I don’t like mlp porn, I do like seeing pictures where the ponies are vaguely sexualized and I like sexual jokes involving them. It’s not because I get off to ponies, but rather that it seems to add an extra level of humanity and versimilitude to them. It makes them seem even more real.

While I find it distasteful to see cloppers who reduce the ponies to these 2-dimensional sexual objects, I find the “OMG, PONIES ARE A CHILDREN’S CARTOON! THEY REPRODUCE THROUGH RAINBOWS!” crowd to be equally distasteful. Sex is a part of life, and to obstinately deny its existence makes your characters seem impotent, sterile, and creepy. Just my two bits.

@Free Cake

You know, my indoctrination into the mlp fandom has taught me to find retarded pony based puns to be funny, but I mean for God’s sake guys, at least have them make sense. Much ahoof? What the fuck does that mean?

This picture…terrifies me.

Great job to the artist.

@PopperFett

Objections on top of objections!

She could have easily conquered her throne instead of inheriting it, therefore disqualifying her from any claim to princesshood.

You know, Lauren Faust really is beautiful.

@ Popperfett, Catastrophe

Um hello?

DeadParrot222

Disagree. You’re forgetting the relativety of all things awesome to Rainbow Dash. The closer you get to Dash in awesome, the number of swag units needed to maintain it increases exponentially. In order for any non-Dash pony to reach Rainbow Dash levels of awesome, they would theoretically need infinite swag units, which is impossible.

Ergo, Scootaloo can only be best pony in a world without Rainbow Dash, and honestly, who would want to live in that world in the first place?

And the “lamest name for a boner” award goes to…

“Fuck Han, why’d you have to ruin it?”

Inb4 DeadParrot222

@TheRussian

!!

@ngstart

Nothing, she is clearly attacking the 2nd.