Location: Between here and there, out of time, and in love with BSoD <3
Joined Mar 20, 2012 at 09:55PM EDT
Uploaded an image to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
You know, I like to consider myself a witty man, always ready with some smart response or another to make the people laugh.
I stared at this image for a good 5 minutes, and I’ve got nothing.
I’m imagining what it must be like to be a little Chinese boy in the sweatshop that makes these. And I thought I hated humanity.
I thought her hoof was a giant cancerous lump sprouting out of her mid-riff.
Well, that was the best laugh I’ve had all day.
I am imressed by #12’s lack of fucks.
Pinkie Pie laughs at your feeble attempts to categorize a world that is clearly insane.
I have to believe this is a troll, for to accept the possibility that it might not be means I have to go through all the trouble of buying a gun, tracking this motherfucker down, and murder-suiciding both our asses.
Well of course she beat you dipshit, she used magic while you were apparently using your hooves.
Heh, so that’s JJ. Is it wrong of me to be disappointed that he looks exactly like I imagined? Show me a famous brony that doesn’t fit the profile of the stereotypical nerd, I want to be watching a video of bronycon and see this guy wearing a Fluttershy T-shirt.
Don’t you think the “on this site” part was a little redundent. I mean shit, we’re grown men who giggle watching pretty pink ponies dance and talk about parties. I imagine this song will become painfully appropriate the day they cancel the show.
This makes me more depressed the more I think about it, and it reveals to me that under the sunshine and rainbows on our fandom’s face, we’re a really grim lot.
Think about the psychology this picture reflects. The older mlp fandom is formed largely on escapism, on retreating from the dark world of the everyday for a more idyllic innocence represented by Equestria. This picture and its like however acknowledge that the ponies we idealize would probably be uterly disgusted by us and our various perversions. You see, that dark world we’re trying to escape is much more than a simple location in space, we carry it with us in our hearts, it is a fundamental part of who we are. We are the problem we’re trying to escape, and even if we could somehow reach that we innocent world we so desire, we would corrupt it with our touch.
This picture rings of self-hatred, fatality, and despair
Everything about this picture just screams “Ironic douche trying too hard.”
Gasp Apple Bloom was once a foal!
Well, the first thing you have to do is sell your soul to Satan and in the process get ripped off by the old man. That’s a good start.
What a miserable creature that pony must be when your special talent is peace and well…yeah.
It feels like it’s raping me with its eyes.
And he looked like this even as they stoned him to death.
The world once looked like this to me, back when I was a child. I’d like to find that place again one day, but I don’t think I ever will.
Ok Spike, you just scored wings AND a chance to be with Rarity. What could possibly have you say dismayed?
Oh hey look, someone caught my latest acid trip on video.