Fifths

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Location: Between here and there, out of time, and in love with BSoD <3

Joined Mar 20, 2012 at 09:55PM EDT


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Commented on 0bf.jpg

Get out…GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

May 29, 2012 at 11:55PM EDT

Commented on What has become of us?

You know, I like to consider myself a witty man, always ready with some smart response or another to make the people laugh.

I stared at this image for a good 5 minutes, and I’ve got nothing.

May 29, 2012 at 11:33PM EDT

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I’m imagining what it must be like to be a little Chinese boy in the sweatshop that makes these. And I thought I hated humanity.

May 29, 2012 at 11:25PM EDT

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I thought her hoof was a giant cancerous lump sprouting out of her mid-riff.

May 29, 2012 at 11:08PM EDT

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Well, that was the best laugh I’ve had all day.

May 29, 2012 at 10:59PM EDT

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@Blue Yoshi

I am imressed by #12’s lack of fucks.

May 29, 2012 at 01:30AM EDT

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Pinkie Pie laughs at your feeble attempts to categorize a world that is clearly insane.

May 29, 2012 at 01:00AM EDT

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I have to believe this is a troll, for to accept the possibility that it might not be means I have to go through all the trouble of buying a gun, tracking this motherfucker down, and murder-suiciding both our asses.

May 29, 2012 at 12:54AM EDT

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Well of course she beat you dipshit, she used magic while you were apparently using your hooves.

May 29, 2012 at 12:37AM EDT

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Heh, so that’s JJ. Is it wrong of me to be disappointed that he looks exactly like I imagined? Show me a famous brony that doesn’t fit the profile of the stereotypical nerd, I want to be watching a video of bronycon and see this guy wearing a Fluttershy T-shirt.

May 29, 2012 at 12:23AM EDT

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Don’t you think the “on this site” part was a little redundent. I mean shit, we’re grown men who giggle watching pretty pink ponies dance and talk about parties. I imagine this song will become painfully appropriate the day they cancel the show.

May 28, 2012 at 11:25PM EDT

Commented on 9b2.jpg

This makes me more depressed the more I think about it, and it reveals to me that under the sunshine and rainbows on our fandom’s face, we’re a really grim lot.

Think about the psychology this picture reflects. The older mlp fandom is formed largely on escapism, on retreating from the dark world of the everyday for a more idyllic innocence represented by Equestria. This picture and its like however acknowledge that the ponies we idealize would probably be uterly disgusted by us and our various perversions. You see, that dark world we’re trying to escape is much more than a simple location in space, we carry it with us in our hearts, it is a fundamental part of who we are. We are the problem we’re trying to escape, and even if we could somehow reach that we innocent world we so desire, we would corrupt it with our touch.

This picture rings of self-hatred, fatality, and despair

May 28, 2012 at 11:14PM EDT

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Everything about this picture just screams “Ironic douche trying too hard.”

May 28, 2012 at 10:45PM EDT

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Gasp Apple Bloom was once a foal!

May 28, 2012 at 10:32PM EDT

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@StealthClaw1

Well, the first thing you have to do is sell your soul to Satan and in the process get ripped off by the old man. That’s a good start.

May 28, 2012 at 10:28PM EDT

Commented on 53f.png

What a miserable creature that pony must be when your special talent is peace and well…yeah.

May 28, 2012 at 10:25PM EDT

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It feels like it’s raping me with its eyes.

May 28, 2012 at 10:22PM EDT

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And he looked like this even as they stoned him to death.

May 28, 2012 at 10:15PM EDT

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The world once looked like this to me, back when I was a child. I’d like to find that place again one day, but I don’t think I ever will.

May 28, 2012 at 05:51PM EDT

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Ok Spike, you just scored wings AND a chance to be with Rarity. What could possibly have you say dismayed?

May 28, 2012 at 05:46PM EDT

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Oh hey look, someone caught my latest acid trip on video.

May 28, 2012 at 05:43PM EDT

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