Location: Between here and there, out of time, and in love with BSoD <3

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Disagree. You’re forgetting the relativety of all things awesome to Rainbow Dash. The closer you get to Dash in awesome, the number of swag units needed to maintain it increases exponentially. In order for any non-Dash pony to reach Rainbow Dash levels of awesome, they would theoretically need infinite swag units, which is impossible.

Ergo, Scootaloo can only be best pony in a world without Rainbow Dash, and honestly, who would want to live in that world in the first place?

May 27, 2012 at 10:57PM EDT

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And the “lamest name for a boner” award goes to…

May 27, 2012 at 10:45PM EDT

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“Fuck Han, why’d you have to ruin it?”

May 27, 2012 at 10:28PM EDT

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Nothing, she is clearly attacking the 2nd.

May 27, 2012 at 12:00PM EDT

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@Joe Amethyst

That extra helping of awkward when Joe calls you out on it.

May 27, 2012 at 11:54AM EDT

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I can’t even begin to comprehend the inner psychology of a person who tries to make people feel miserable about themselves for no apparent reason.

You’re a bitter, hate-filled cunt Cody, and I pity you.

May 27, 2012 at 11:24AM EDT

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“If you hit the ground at the speed of light, would the impact decimate Equestria?”

Actually, I’m pretty sure it would. In order for something with mass to reach the speed of light, it would require infinite energy, so Rainbow would not only destroy Equestria, but the rest of the universe as well.

May 27, 2012 at 11:06AM EDT

Commented on Ponies get catty-Big, red, and gay

Fluttershy: Um, I didn’t know Big Macintosh was gay…
Rarity: Well of course he is darling. How else can you explain him rejecting me when I asked him out last year?
Fluttershy: Oh, um…I guess I can’t…(she was sleeping with him)

May 27, 2012 at 10:56AM EDT

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>Weird ape thing starts bothering me at work
>Says “You must get all the mares”
> Asks “Can you help me get some?”
>“Not even one of your sisters?”
>I buck his spine.

May 27, 2012 at 10:46AM EDT

Commented on ahhhh such good memories

I think it’s pretty awesome that bronies have such a strong emotional response against rule 34 of ponies It shows that we’re really attached to the characters and take it very personally to see them violated.

That being said, I think we need to resist the drive to viciously hate on the cloppers. They’re just bronies who also happen to be perverts, and perverts who don’t hurt anyone deserve to be left alone.

May 26, 2012 at 10:30PM EDT

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Repost, but who cares? God I love this gif. Here’s the music that’s supposed to go with it.

May 26, 2012 at 10:24AM EDT

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Think we need an appropriate Vinyl/Octavia mix for this adventure.


May 26, 2012 at 09:51AM EDT

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Hmm…cunnilingus performed while underwater and using a snorkal to breath…

mental note

May 26, 2012 at 12:04AM EDT

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I want that plushie…

May 24, 2012 at 11:09PM EDT

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