Fifths

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Location: Between here and there, out of time, and in love with BSoD <3

Joined Mar 20, 2012 at 09:55PM EDT


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@Fanimusmaximus

Oh ye fool that would tempt the fates, now you’ve damned us all.

May 17, 2012 at 07:18PM EDT

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@Lord Garnaat

>clicks on picture thinking up a bunch of clever lyrics for a “my little colonies” version of mlp theme
>see first post

May 17, 2012 at 06:14PM EDT

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@TARINunit9

I respect that attitude.

May 17, 2012 at 05:27PM EDT

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Top 10 worst things a woman can say to a man in bed

10: Oh sorry, I nodded off there for a minute.
9: We won’t make love so much as I will tolerate you with my vagina.
8: Oh, I’m sorry, I’m a lesbian and I thought you were a woman.
7: How much teeth do you want?
6: And you didn’t even realize it was a merkin.
5: You said you like anal? Bend over while I get the strap on.
4:Do you mind if I shout my father’s name?
3: Is it in yet?
2: Pubic lice ain’t all that bad really.
1: Did you enjoy yourself? Great, why don’t you get me a car for my 18th birthday to thank me?

So Cadance’s line is towards the top of the list, but it’s still in the list!

May 17, 2012 at 05:11PM EDT

Commented on Peace or Friendship

@madadder

I made this one by finding another upload and using it as a template. I don’t know if the rest of them are made by one guy or multiple people.

May 17, 2012 at 04:19PM EDT

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Derpy Hooves is the unrustlable.

May 17, 2012 at 04:16PM EDT

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Pinkies got the right idea. Sure, it will still be able to viciously maul her body, but it can’t see her eyes. It can only get at the soul through the eyes.

May 17, 2012 at 01:10PM EDT

Commented on c81.jpg

Oh God, favorite ponies playing music. explodes from awesome

May 17, 2012 at 12:36PM EDT

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Something about this picture strikes me as sad.

May 17, 2012 at 12:31PM EDT

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And that’s how blood muffins were invented.

May 17, 2012 at 11:33AM EDT

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-Hey Celestia, do you remember how irritated father would get when we used to hide his good horse shoes?

-How could I forget? Remember the one time he tore the palace apart looking for them only to walk outside and find us tossing them at a stake?

-Ah, I can’t remember who won that game.

-Neither of us did. Father took the shoes before we could play the tie breaker.

May 17, 2012 at 11:22AM EDT

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@Advance Oh, you can be my waifu if you want Advance :)

Now get your pretty ass back to the sex dungeon, the tentacle monster is bored.

May 17, 2012 at 10:12AM EDT

Commented on afe.jpg

Look at how both forelegs and hind legs are closed, suggesting an aversion to sex. This picture is basically saying that Flutters doesn’t really want it, and that that is hot.

May 17, 2012 at 10:02AM EDT

Commented on d88.png

Look, the whole brony thing is a bit like lightening striking or falling in love; You can’t make it happen, it sort of just does. I can almost guarentee you that purposefully trying to recreate the phenomenon will result in disaster. What exactly do you expect to come out of an executive suit telling his staff to create a kid’s show that appeals to adults? Expect a show stuffed with old references and clumsily handled innuendos that kids won’t get and adults will find patronizing at best.

Really have to ask WHY someone would even want to recreate the bronies. Are you really that eager to have a fandom viciously complaining about changes made to one of the episodes they pirated?

May 17, 2012 at 12:05AM EDT

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No, but I’m sure someone can. There’s always someone who can.

May 16, 2012 at 11:48PM EDT

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-So I walks into the bar and I see this classy lookin musician broad, a really sweet lookin grey earth pony sippin on a cherry daquiri. I think up a brilliant pick up line. So, I walks over and I says “Hey baby, is that just your cutie mark, or am I making your ass treble?”

-Ya, so how’d that go over?

-How do you think I know the daquiri was cherry?

May 16, 2012 at 11:36PM EDT

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Look, good writing never goes out of style, that’s the bottom line. I like mlp because of the incredible warmth and humanity that exudes from its characters and their interactions, not because I have a fetish for looking at pastel colored girly things.

Care Bears aren’t gay because they look like a Rainbow got drunk and fucked the most cuddly animal imaginable to produce them, they’re gay because they’re poorly written trash that more closely resemble the fucking Borg collective than anything remotely human. Same goes for the pre-G4 ponies which I have always hated with a passion.

May 16, 2012 at 10:23PM EDT

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They laughed at me

I laughed at their screaming.

May 16, 2012 at 01:56PM EDT

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@Bruno Begha

Well, nothing goes better to cleaving a demon’s skull with your great axe than a nice chardonnay.

May 16, 2012 at 09:40AM EDT

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@Pinkamena Diane Pie

Given that you’re able to catch up with Rainbow Dash no problem, I assume the question is purely rhetorical.

May 16, 2012 at 12:32AM EDT

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