Location: Between here and there, out of time, and in love with BSoD <3
Joined Mar 20, 2012 at 09:55PM EDT
There is something poetic about a child offering the fruit of wisdom to a grown man.
>clicks on picture thinking up a bunch of clever lyrics for a “my little colonies” version of mlp theme
>see first post
I respect that attitude.
Top 10 worst things a woman can say to a man in bed
10: Oh sorry, I nodded off there for a minute.
9: We won’t make love so much as I will tolerate you with my vagina.
8: Oh, I’m sorry, I’m a lesbian and I thought you were a woman.
7: How much teeth do you want?
6: And you didn’t even realize it was a merkin.
5: You said you like anal? Bend over while I get the strap on.
4:Do you mind if I shout my father’s name?
3: Is it in yet?
2: Pubic lice ain’t all that bad really.
1: Did you enjoy yourself? Great, why don’t you get me a car for my 18th birthday to thank me?
So Cadance’s line is towards the top of the list, but it’s still in the list!
I made this one by finding another upload and using it as a template. I don’t know if the rest of them are made by one guy or multiple people.
Derpy Hooves is the unrustlable.
Pinkies got the right idea. Sure, it will still be able to viciously maul her body, but it can’t see her eyes. It can only get at the soul through the eyes.
Oh God, favorite ponies playing music. explodes from awesome
Something about this picture strikes me as sad.
And that’s how blood muffins were invented.
-Hey Celestia, do you remember how irritated father would get when we used to hide his good horse shoes?
-How could I forget? Remember the one time he tore the palace apart looking for them only to walk outside and find us tossing them at a stake?
-Ah, I can’t remember who won that game.
-Neither of us did. Father took the shoes before we could play the tie breaker.
Uploaded an image to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
@Advance Oh, you can be my waifu if you want Advance :)
Now get your pretty ass back to the sex dungeon, the tentacle monster is bored.
Look at how both forelegs and hind legs are closed, suggesting an aversion to sex. This picture is basically saying that Flutters doesn’t really want it, and that that is hot.
Look, the whole brony thing is a bit like lightening striking or falling in love; You can’t make it happen, it sort of just does. I can almost guarentee you that purposefully trying to recreate the phenomenon will result in disaster. What exactly do you expect to come out of an executive suit telling his staff to create a kid’s show that appeals to adults? Expect a show stuffed with old references and clumsily handled innuendos that kids won’t get and adults will find patronizing at best.
Really have to ask WHY someone would even want to recreate the bronies. Are you really that eager to have a fandom viciously complaining about changes made to one of the episodes they pirated?
No, but I’m sure someone can. There’s always someone who can.
-So I walks into the bar and I see this classy lookin musician broad, a really sweet lookin grey earth pony sippin on a cherry daquiri. I think up a brilliant pick up line. So, I walks over and I says “Hey baby, is that just your cutie mark, or am I making your ass treble?”
-Ya, so how’d that go over?
-How do you think I know the daquiri was cherry?
Hmm, fuck for a buck. Sounds like a prostitute sale.
Look, good writing never goes out of style, that’s the bottom line. I like mlp because of the incredible warmth and humanity that exudes from its characters and their interactions, not because I have a fetish for looking at pastel colored girly things.
Care Bears aren’t gay because they look like a Rainbow got drunk and fucked the most cuddly animal imaginable to produce them, they’re gay because they’re poorly written trash that more closely resemble the fucking Borg collective than anything remotely human. Same goes for the pre-G4 ponies which I have always hated with a passion.
Oh damn it, now where did my wig get off to?
They laughed at me
I laughed at their screaming.