Fifths

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Location: Between here and there, out of time, and in love with BSoD <3

Joined Mar 20, 2012 at 09:55PM EDT


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Commented on 096.jpg

@Advance Oh, you can be my waifu if you want Advance :)

Now get your pretty ass back to the sex dungeon, the tentacle monster is bored.

May 17, 2012 at 10:12AM EDT

Commented on afe.jpg

Look at how both forelegs and hind legs are closed, suggesting an aversion to sex. This picture is basically saying that Flutters doesn’t really want it, and that that is hot.

May 17, 2012 at 10:02AM EDT

Commented on d88.png

Look, the whole brony thing is a bit like lightening striking or falling in love; You can’t make it happen, it sort of just does. I can almost guarentee you that purposefully trying to recreate the phenomenon will result in disaster. What exactly do you expect to come out of an executive suit telling his staff to create a kid’s show that appeals to adults? Expect a show stuffed with old references and clumsily handled innuendos that kids won’t get and adults will find patronizing at best.

Really have to ask WHY someone would even want to recreate the bronies. Are you really that eager to have a fandom viciously complaining about changes made to one of the episodes they pirated?

May 17, 2012 at 12:05AM EDT

Commented on ee4.jpg

No, but I’m sure someone can. There’s always someone who can.

May 16, 2012 at 11:48PM EDT

Commented on 5d4.jpg

-So I walks into the bar and I see this classy lookin musician broad, a really sweet lookin grey earth pony sippin on a cherry daquiri. I think up a brilliant pick up line. So, I walks over and I says “Hey baby, is that just your cutie mark, or am I making your ass treble?”

-Ya, so how’d that go over?

-How do you think I know the daquiri was cherry?

May 16, 2012 at 11:36PM EDT

Commented on 76f.jpg

Look, good writing never goes out of style, that’s the bottom line. I like mlp because of the incredible warmth and humanity that exudes from its characters and their interactions, not because I have a fetish for looking at pastel colored girly things.

Care Bears aren’t gay because they look like a Rainbow got drunk and fucked the most cuddly animal imaginable to produce them, they’re gay because they’re poorly written trash that more closely resemble the fucking Borg collective than anything remotely human. Same goes for the pre-G4 ponies which I have always hated with a passion.

May 16, 2012 at 10:23PM EDT

Commented on fee.png

They laughed at me

I laughed at their screaming.

May 16, 2012 at 01:56PM EDT

Commented on 89b.png

@Bruno Begha

Well, nothing goes better to cleaving a demon’s skull with your great axe than a nice chardonnay.

May 16, 2012 at 09:40AM EDT

Commented on 908.jpg

@Pinkamena Diane Pie

Given that you’re able to catch up with Rainbow Dash no problem, I assume the question is purely rhetorical.

May 16, 2012 at 12:32AM EDT

Commented on de3.jpg

You know, looking at this picture, I must admit I’m intrigued.

1: What is Lyra chatting about?

2: What the fuck is going on with Derpy exactly?

3: Where did Octavia learn the deadly art of the boner-killing stare and why is she employing it right now?

May 16, 2012 at 12:09AM EDT

Commented on 0a3.png

Oh come on, this is Scootaloo we’re talking about. She’s not going to blush shyly, she’s going to knock that colt out with a right hoof and pull one of these.

May 15, 2012 at 11:36PM EDT

Commented on 860.jpg

You know, it takes balls to do something as outlandish as dye your hair in multiple colors. Think of how long it must have taken for Flutters to work up the nerve to get it done. Think of how proud she must have been of herself to not be afraid of what others thought and to go forward and get that kickass hairdo that ponyville’s most confient pony wears.

You really should have ignored your aesthetic taste and just let her have it Rarity.

May 15, 2012 at 11:07PM EDT

Commented on db5.jpg

Hmm, this picture makes you think about the mistakes anthropolgists make when they look at pictures and artifacts from an ancient time. Look at this picture.

Everyone assumes that a bunch of badass hunter-gatherers sat down and drew this one day to remind them of the glorious hunt. Could it be that while the rest of the cavemen were out grunting and bashing women over the head, some scrawny little cave man who liked to watch the wild horses sat inside and drew this on the wall? Did he name them and give them personalities do you think?

May 15, 2012 at 10:09PM EDT

Commented on 316.jpg

God, I love anthropologist Lyra.

May 15, 2012 at 09:56PM EDT

Commented on 8a5.jpg

Alright listen Mustafa, screw the bodywash, how much do you want for the horse?

May 15, 2012 at 09:54PM EDT

Commented on My Little Dashie the best fan!

@Ingway

I agree. While definately a cut above the average fic, it still had its shoddy bits.

The reason why my little dashie is given such acclaim isn’t because the writing is virtuosic, but rather because the author did such a good job of appealing to his audience. Bronies empathize with the main character because we can all easily imagine ourselves in his shoes, and thus his pain at the end easily translates into our pain. Personally, I didn’t cry because the author was so heavy handed about the whole thing. It just felt like the story was being artificially pushed so as to reach an emotionally climactic ending, and that really killed my suspension of disbelief.

May 15, 2012 at 06:54PM EDT

Commented on bcc.jpg

What an awesome bit of concept art. I especially like the one where he is balancing the sun and the moon and the one where he’s wearing the elements of harmony like meager baubles. Discord is a fucking boss.

May 15, 2012 at 06:34PM EDT

Commented on 521.gif

@chaoticthunder

Exactly what I thought.

May 15, 2012 at 05:48PM EDT

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