Fifths

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Location: Between here and there, out of time, and in love with BSoD <3

Joined Mar 20, 2012 at 09:55PM EDT


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Commented on 89b.png

@Bruno Begha

Well, nothing goes better to cleaving a demon’s skull with your great axe than a nice chardonnay.

May 16, 2012 at 09:40AM EDT

Commented on 908.jpg

@Pinkamena Diane Pie

Given that you’re able to catch up with Rainbow Dash no problem, I assume the question is purely rhetorical.

May 16, 2012 at 12:32AM EDT

Commented on de3.jpg

You know, looking at this picture, I must admit I’m intrigued.

1: What is Lyra chatting about?

2: What the fuck is going on with Derpy exactly?

3: Where did Octavia learn the deadly art of the boner-killing stare and why is she employing it right now?

May 16, 2012 at 12:09AM EDT

Commented on 0a3.png

Oh come on, this is Scootaloo we’re talking about. She’s not going to blush shyly, she’s going to knock that colt out with a right hoof and pull one of these.

May 15, 2012 at 11:36PM EDT

Commented on 860.jpg

You know, it takes balls to do something as outlandish as dye your hair in multiple colors. Think of how long it must have taken for Flutters to work up the nerve to get it done. Think of how proud she must have been of herself to not be afraid of what others thought and to go forward and get that kickass hairdo that ponyville’s most confient pony wears.

You really should have ignored your aesthetic taste and just let her have it Rarity.

May 15, 2012 at 11:07PM EDT

Commented on db5.jpg

Hmm, this picture makes you think about the mistakes anthropolgists make when they look at pictures and artifacts from an ancient time. Look at this picture.

Everyone assumes that a bunch of badass hunter-gatherers sat down and drew this one day to remind them of the glorious hunt. Could it be that while the rest of the cavemen were out grunting and bashing women over the head, some scrawny little cave man who liked to watch the wild horses sat inside and drew this on the wall? Did he name them and give them personalities do you think?

May 15, 2012 at 10:09PM EDT

Commented on 316.jpg

God, I love anthropologist Lyra.

May 15, 2012 at 09:56PM EDT

Commented on 8a5.jpg

Alright listen Mustafa, screw the bodywash, how much do you want for the horse?

May 15, 2012 at 09:54PM EDT

Commented on My Little Dashie the best fan!

@Ingway

I agree. While definately a cut above the average fic, it still had its shoddy bits.

The reason why my little dashie is given such acclaim isn’t because the writing is virtuosic, but rather because the author did such a good job of appealing to his audience. Bronies empathize with the main character because we can all easily imagine ourselves in his shoes, and thus his pain at the end easily translates into our pain. Personally, I didn’t cry because the author was so heavy handed about the whole thing. It just felt like the story was being artificially pushed so as to reach an emotionally climactic ending, and that really killed my suspension of disbelief.

May 15, 2012 at 06:54PM EDT

Commented on bcc.jpg

What an awesome bit of concept art. I especially like the one where he is balancing the sun and the moon and the one where he’s wearing the elements of harmony like meager baubles. Discord is a fucking boss.

May 15, 2012 at 06:34PM EDT

Commented on 521.gif

@chaoticthunder

Exactly what I thought.

May 15, 2012 at 05:48PM EDT

Commented on 9cd.png

Oh God, it’s pulling us in!

May 15, 2012 at 01:25AM EDT

Commented on f87.png

1: Grasp banana with hooves
2: Grip the stem with teeth
3: Peel
4: Show the banana to the unicorn snobs and tell them where they can shove it

May 15, 2012 at 01:16AM EDT

Commented on 340.jpg

You really need to work on your drawing skills venom. This picture scarcely resembles Rainbow Dash at all.

May 15, 2012 at 01:13AM EDT

Commented on 7c0.gif

Nice try Dashie, but you’re never going to match Twi.

May 15, 2012 at 12:08AM EDT

Commented on 907.png

Why do I get the terrible, terrible feeling that he’s waiting for me to say “No, but I can make some.”

May 14, 2012 at 11:57PM EDT

Commented on 8c5.jpg

A stallion that size is going to require a lot more than two mugs of anything to get him tipsy.

May 14, 2012 at 11:54PM EDT

Commented on 92b.jpg

You thought that just being a succubus monster that consumes love and slowly murders souls would make you unfappable? Shit, I’ve been married to one of you for ten years now and we have quite a healthy sex life.

May 14, 2012 at 11:19PM EDT

Commented on be1.png

Aw poor Sweetie, don’t be upset. I know of at least one pony who will really be into your new look.

May 14, 2012 at 10:59PM EDT

Commented on c4b.jpg

You know, I was wondering what reason a pegasus athlete could possibly have to work her glutes, but when you think about it, it makes perfect sense. Any pony behind Spitfire during a race will be too distracted to perform to the best of his ability.

May 14, 2012 at 10:46PM EDT

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