Fifths

Spike: Rainbow Dash must have gotten up early for once and cleared the clouds away

Hooray, todays going to be a nice day.

Goddamnit, not another one of these. My fucking medical bills are already through the roof. Oh God, here it comes. Fuuuuuuuu-

I don’t know how I now, I don’t know why, but I know that this image will be in my nightmares tonight.

Thanks.

Um…those aren’t fish. They’re little novelty cakes in the shapes of fish. Ya, that’s it.

Has anyone ever noticed the gross irony in bronies typecasting Dash as gay? Bronies are mostly constituted of grown men who like a show about pastel colored ponies while learning about the magic of friendship. The cultural stereotype would insist that because of this, we are a bunch of girly, tutu wearing, faggot prissypants. We all object to this association forced on us by the uneducated masses. Fuck society and its tired, worn out stereotypes.

However, when it comes to Rainbow Dash, we make the association that because Dash is athletic, tomboyish, and has a rainbow colored mane that she must be a lesbian. This is the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING as the exampe above. Hooray society and its tired, worn stereotypes!

Dear Spiderman,

No shit.

I laughed at this waaaaaay more than I should have.

Take my HNNNGS

TAKE ALL OF THEM

Fascinating. This picture is obviously portraying the envy that chaos has for order and harmony. Discord, wrapped in the forces of entropy, can never hope to create something as glorious as the balance of harmony, the dance of the planets. How he wishes he could create as the alicorn sisters do, how he hates them.

Discord: Uh, ya, sure.

It’s conversationally implied, but not logically implied. Say there was only one man left living in the world. He would still be “A man” even though there is only one of him.

I don’t know why you guys get freaked out when you see a pony with a condom. I mean think about it, it pretty much guarentees that they’ll never have sex. I can’t imagine even opening one of the damn things with just hooves, let alone trying to apply it.

Not only that…they’re also horses. Fucking specism.

You know, I was in a good mood all day until I started looking at this shit.

Fiction is a curse. Man’s ability to see worlds that he’ll never be able to make real will always end up leaving him miserable in the end.

This…this makes me want to set the world on fire.

God, look at the way that bastard is just looking straight at the camera.

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Well…shit.

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Hitler seems to have managed it so far.

What the fuck is in those muffins to make them bounce like that?

That awkward moment when your pony self beats you at video games

And they have no thumbs.

That could have been handled a bit more tactfully. What Shining Armor should have done was pointed and said “Oh my Celestia! Zombie Ponies!”

And while Luna is turned away, that’s when you pull out faster than if she just told you she forgot to take the pill.