Fifths

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Location: Between here and there, out of time, and in love with BSoD <3

Joined Mar 20, 2012 at 09:55PM EDT


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Commented on ExudesAffluence's wall

Oh God, the cello in your avatar! Look at the poor old instrument, braced against that Stygian abyss which lies betwixt that whore’s legs.

I hate to say this, but the cello must be burned. Anyone who touches it now is at serious risk of contracting the ancient Egyptian syphilis described in the novel Daring Do and the Shrivelled Mummy Cock

Jun 06, 2013 at 06:36PM EDT

Commented on Verbose's wall

Hey man, just dropping in to say hi and see how you’re doing. Sorry I haven’t been keeping up with our conversations, I’ve just been really busy. I’ll try to get around to responding to you soon. I hope that masters is everything it was worked up to be and all is going well for you.

Jun 04, 2013 at 09:26PM EDT

Commented on Sonata Dusk's wall

Holy shit dude, did you see the new Game of Thrones?

I thought people were just being overdramatic when I read about them complaining about the red wedding, but that shit was straight up traumatizing.

Jun 03, 2013 at 11:14PM EDT

Commented on Grumpy Cat

Dear Mainstream media,

You don’t know how to internet, please stop trying.

love, hate, love/hate,
The internet

Jun 02, 2013 at 03:25PM EDT

Commented on ExudesAffluence's wall

Dress and perfume that dirty whore all you want, you’re still never going to get rid of the crabs in her cooch or the sand up her butt.

May 30, 2013 at 01:36AM EDT

Commented on DeadParrot222's wall

Geeze man, you weren’t supposed to post an actual love pillow…

(You know my address, buy it and send it to me. Do this for me Deadparrot.)

May 22, 2013 at 08:35AM EDT

Commented on Blue Screen (of Death)'s wall

Would you believe… this is not the first time this has happened (Recall the carrot shipping Random mentioned earlier).

Why would that surprise me, sexy? I’m fine with all those other lusty bitches looking at you so long as they don’t touch.

Have a stalk follow.

May 21, 2013 at 09:17AM EDT

Commented on DeadParrot222's wall

>Be stalking Exudes

But, you know, if you really wanted to work on another Rainbow-heavy animation project…
Fifths: Oh, Deadparrot’s trying to plug my story, how nice of him.
Tiny Wings: The Movie?

BACK OFF BITCH, HE’S MINE!

May 19, 2013 at 08:59PM EDT

Commented on DeadParrot222's wall

I wish I was in California so I could take care of you man. I’d make you some soup, get you some ginger ale, and lob some gigantic cartoonish pills at you until you felt better.

Been forever since I played a good game of Dr. Mario.

May 19, 2013 at 11:17AM EDT

Commented on ExudesAffluence's wall

MFW Flash

Seriously, this shit is coming close to making me have a nervous breakdown. I need to go relax.

May 18, 2013 at 07:22PM EDT

Commented on Sonata Dusk's wall

Hey, is it just me, or has the writing for GoT been rather sloppy over the past two episodes? I feel like it’s starting to slip dangerously close to fanfiction territory.

Tywin Lannister and Ollena Tyrell gossiping about their family members like chittering old hens. Sansa having the ‘legasp’ moment when she realizes being married to Tyrion will entail sleeping with him. I mean hell, they had a 5-6 minute scene where Robb and is wife talk about much they wuv each other and are happy together. I guess they’re just trying to heighten the impact of the red wedding, but it still grates on me.

May 15, 2013 at 10:38AM EDT

Commented on ExudesAffluence's wall

Exudes: Hey animation slave, I finished that kickass music you wanted. I’d say that the only flaw is that it’ll be so amazing that no one will pay attention to your silly moving pictures, but is that really a flaw? *
Fifths: What? Oh great, thanks. (God damn this fucking lip synch)
Exudes: So, are you getting that lame Daring Do recolor to do what you want her to?
Fifths: No, I can’t seem to…hey, she’s not just a lame recolor!
Exudes: Whatever, don’t care anymore. Back to work slave!

May 14, 2013 at 03:04AM EDT

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