Fifths

@Mary Sue discussion Jimmies=rustled. Having a test for Sues is inherently flawed because being a Sue does not depend on some set of traits, but rather how a character functions in the context of a story. The main problem with a Sue is not that they’re annoying perfect little bitches with no flaws, but that they drain the story of conflict or, as is often the case with fanfiction, ruin the canon chemistry between characters. For example, say you’re dealing with a ethically perfect Sue. The ethically...

inb4 Exudes commits jealous suicide.

@Crimson If you need some help with lightening the load, I’m pretty good at designing OCs and drawing pony figures. You’re on your own for vectoring and coloring though.

>2013 >Fifths’ slave >non-sexual >tfw Fifths’ basement

(Sorry about the double post) @Family photo background Oh, I’ve got an idea if you want to stick with the Star Wars theme: The emperor’s throne room! It’s a big open space so that’s a plus. You can place Emperor RandomMan on a throne at the center with his loyal apprentice, Darth Verbage, at his side. Also, I think it’d be really funny to see a couple users outside the window.

psst, BSoD…you forgot the wingboner. Trust me, you’re gonna wanna add on those wings for…later (This is now our song <3) Also…that pillow seems awfully…pristine…Oh well, guess I did just get it. Suppose my OC will be breaking in that bad boy tonight.

@bsod Male or female? I was planning to keep that a surprise until we met, but if it’s so important for you to know, male. Here is what the cutie mark would look like unobscured by the wing. Anything else? @BSoD below No. Lips.

Anything for you snuggle-butt. I was going to just have Exudes or Deadparrot vector that sketch for me, but if you’ve got another idea…

@Everyone wanting to rape BSoD Look guys, as happy as I am to learn that I’m not the only one filled with an animalistic lust for BSoD, we’ve got to be realistic here. The blue screen of sexiness has only so many fun bits to go around, we couldn’t possibly all rape him at once. Despair not, for I have created a replacement that will have you swearing it’s the real thing. I give you my design for the BSoD love pillow! Look at that dirty bitch, he’s sexy and he knows it! Just imagine how stoaked you’ll be...

@Platus NO! In order ot earn the affections of the fair BSoD, you must prove to him your devotion. Do you think sitting on a plane for 14 hours will persuade BSoD to spread his legs for you? Do you think he is just some Auckland gutter whore? You must endure the tribulations of land and sea if you desireth a chance to copulate with the glorious blue one. Bring him the heads of a sea leviathan and a New Zealand gorgon as tribute and maybe, just maybe, you shall be allowed the chace, nay, the privilege to...

@BSoD BSoD…you live in fucking New Zealand. Do you think I’m going to travel thousands of miles just for a chance to sleep with you? The answer to that is absofuckinlutely. I’m going to begin packing for my cross country trek right now. When I get to California, I’ll use a gun to gently request Deadparrot’s help in building a boat to begin my Pacific voyage. Hope you’re ready sucka, because my body is going to be absolutely rigid with barnacles, sea salt, and sexual frustration when I land.

As an average brony, I.E. an avid fetishist who is currently engaged to enter a polygamous marriage with the two plushies Deadparrot got me, both of them Rainbow Dash, I must say that I am very much looking forward to seeing Equestria Girls premiere in theaters this June and traumatizing some little girls. Right now I’m trying to decide whether to dust off my old Rarity S & M outfit or going as Futashy. In any case, I plan to get to the theater extra early so I can find the optimal seat for...

@Lunar I spotted a couple errors. What I meant when I said that the wings were backwards was that they aren’t bilaterally symetrical, I.E. they don’t match. Flip the right wing so that it looks like one is a mirror reflection of the other. You did manage to get the dynamic pose right though. You should be proud of that.

Ooh, an argument! Let’s make it a threeway. @Random I agree with Jimmy here that you’re wrong to put Vinyl on the same level as main and secondary characters. I think we should be willing to tolerate a lot more fan wank concerning Vinyl just because she really doesn’t have any canon personality to speak of besides her occupation and what can be inferred from it (DJ, probably a party animal, etc.) Shipping Vinyl with an OC is significantly less annoying than shipping, say, Twilight with an OC because...

@BSoD Here are some suggestions

@KYM OC circlejerk Oh God, what have I done… @Exudes animation Wow…everyone’s doing a pretty good job of ignoring that thing that Exudes took months to make. Guys, I know the animation is plebbish, but you should at least watch to remark about how tastefully done the music is. Observe how the score perfectly matches the action on screen, listen how a series of downwards arpeggios terminates with a plucked chord in a masterful mirror to Rainbow Dash flying down and landing. My massive ego aside, that was...

I love this. You win the internet for today. @BSoD That picture hurts me. Meghan McCarthy says something hilarious and heartwarming and some gutter slime says that to her. You and I are agreed in the short and long of it. There is a difference between voicing disapproval and flaming. My point is that I haven’t seen enough of the latter to really make this an issue. Of course, I pretty much get all my pony news through KYM, so I can’t really call myself the authority, but yeah, I sincerely doubt the abuse...

That was a bad article. They only explained in the vaguest terms that some fans might be doing something that might be making some of the members of DHX unhappy before making a call to arms to go and throughly kiss DHX’s asses to make them feel better. I don’t understand exactly what has happened. Have some of the fans actually been retarded enough to attack DHX personally just for doing their jobs and trying their best to make this crappy prompt from Hasbro work? If so, those people need to be gathered...

Those ears. I want to nibble those ears. Someone make a gummy candy shaped like those ears.

I’ve been mostly silent on this whole Equestria Girls business because I suppose I’m still under the errant supposition that if I ignore it, maybe it’ll just go away. That didn’t work for Twilicorn and it doesn’t appear to be working here, so I might as well say my bit. Equestria Girls for me is going to be like swallowing condoms full of cocain before going on a long twelve hour plane ride: Clearly there is no way that this situation is going to end…enjoyably, the best we can hope for is that the...