Fifths

@bsod Male or female? I was planning to keep that a surprise until we met, but if it’s so important for you to know, male. Here is what the cutie mark would look like unobscured by the wing. Anything else? @BSoD below No. Lips.

Anything for you snuggle-butt. I was going to just have Exudes or Deadparrot vector that sketch for me, but if you’ve got another idea…

@Everyone wanting to rape BSoD Look guys, as happy as I am to learn that I’m not the only one filled with an animalistic lust for BSoD, we’ve got to be realistic here. The blue screen of sexiness has only so many fun bits to go around, we couldn’t possibly all rape him at once. Despair not, for I have created a replacement that will have you swearing it’s the real thing. I give you my design for the BSoD love pillow! Look at that dirty bitch, he’s sexy and he knows it! Just imagine how stoaked you’ll be...

@Platus NO! In order ot earn the affections of the fair BSoD, you must prove to him your devotion. Do you think sitting on a plane for 14 hours will persuade BSoD to spread his legs for you? Do you think he is just some Auckland gutter whore? You must endure the tribulations of land and sea if you desireth a chance to copulate with the glorious blue one. Bring him the heads of a sea leviathan and a New Zealand gorgon as tribute and maybe, just maybe, you shall be allowed the chace, nay, the privilege to...

@BSoD BSoD…you live in fucking New Zealand. Do you think I’m going to travel thousands of miles just for a chance to sleep with you? The answer to that is absofuckinlutely. I’m going to begin packing for my cross country trek right now. When I get to California, I’ll use a gun to gently request Deadparrot’s help in building a boat to begin my Pacific voyage. Hope you’re ready sucka, because my body is going to be absolutely rigid with barnacles, sea salt, and sexual frustration when I land.

As an average brony, I.E. an avid fetishist who is currently engaged to enter a polygamous marriage with the two plushies Deadparrot got me, both of them Rainbow Dash, I must say that I am very much looking forward to seeing Equestria Girls premiere in theaters this June and traumatizing some little girls. Right now I’m trying to decide whether to dust off my old Rarity S & M outfit or going as Futashy. In any case, I plan to get to the theater extra early so I can find the optimal seat for...

@Lunar I spotted a couple errors. What I meant when I said that the wings were backwards was that they aren’t bilaterally symetrical, I.E. they don’t match. Flip the right wing so that it looks like one is a mirror reflection of the other. You did manage to get the dynamic pose right though. You should be proud of that.

Ooh, an argument! Let’s make it a threeway. @Random I agree with Jimmy here that you’re wrong to put Vinyl on the same level as main and secondary characters. I think we should be willing to tolerate a lot more fan wank concerning Vinyl just because she really doesn’t have any canon personality to speak of besides her occupation and what can be inferred from it (DJ, probably a party animal, etc.) Shipping Vinyl with an OC is significantly less annoying than shipping, say, Twilight with an OC because...

@BSoD Here are some suggestions

@KYM OC circlejerk Oh God, what have I done… @Exudes animation Wow…everyone’s doing a pretty good job of ignoring that thing that Exudes took months to make. Guys, I know the animation is plebbish, but you should at least watch to remark about how tastefully done the music is. Observe how the score perfectly matches the action on screen, listen how a series of downwards arpeggios terminates with a plucked chord in a masterful mirror to Rainbow Dash flying down and landing. My massive ego aside, that was...

I love this. You win the internet for today. @BSoD That picture hurts me. Meghan McCarthy says something hilarious and heartwarming and some gutter slime says that to her. You and I are agreed in the short and long of it. There is a difference between voicing disapproval and flaming. My point is that I haven’t seen enough of the latter to really make this an issue. Of course, I pretty much get all my pony news through KYM, so I can’t really call myself the authority, but yeah, I sincerely doubt the abuse...

That was a bad article. They only explained in the vaguest terms that some fans might be doing something that might be making some of the members of DHX unhappy before making a call to arms to go and throughly kiss DHX’s asses to make them feel better. I don’t understand exactly what has happened. Have some of the fans actually been retarded enough to attack DHX personally just for doing their jobs and trying their best to make this crappy prompt from Hasbro work? If so, those people need to be gathered...

Those ears. I want to nibble those ears. Someone make a gummy candy shaped like those ears.

I’ve been mostly silent on this whole Equestria Girls business because I suppose I’m still under the errant supposition that if I ignore it, maybe it’ll just go away. That didn’t work for Twilicorn and it doesn’t appear to be working here, so I might as well say my bit. Equestria Girls for me is going to be like swallowing condoms full of cocain before going on a long twelve hour plane ride: Clearly there is no way that this situation is going to end…enjoyably, the best we can hope for is that the...

Exudes you plagiarizing asshole, if you’re going to use quotes from me, you should at least cite them. Fix’d. Now get back to work before I decide to start letting the motivation rats back into the basement. @Stunthead’s rap I’ll record it once I feel like I can sing without coating the mic with swamp slime. @Deadparrot Did you convey my marriage proposal to Tabitha? What did she say?

The soup didn’t work. I was thinking about bitching at you guys about how lousy I feel, but I figured a visual aid might be more effective. Maybe I’ll make a full fleshed out version of that chart when I don’t feel so shitty. @Deadparrot I’m glad you’re at least having fun. I’m going to go hack up some more blood phlegm and go back to sleep.

>Mozart’s birthday+257 >‘Center of western civilization’ >No conventions for adult fans of children’s tv

>Go to sleep with slight sore throat >Wake up with fever and shakes. God, I hate being sick. Someone make me some chicken soup =(

@Equestria girls Look guys, it’s coming and there’s nothing we can do about it. Just lube up your assholes and get ready to take it. Check out this artwork by Faust. Dafuk Faust? You’re not supposed to know what heroine and breast implants are!

@Windigo Yeah, I kind of figured. I guess I’m just annoyed when people go calling every wishy-washy belief system out there ‘philosophy.’ Just a personal irk as it results in me, an academic philosopher, getting equated with every pot smoking dumbass who goes spouting unreasoned gibberish. Anyway, I feel like you missed the ideology that mlp is most strongly influenced by: Aristotellian virtue ethics. Virtue ethics argues, in opposition to duty based ethics, that the purpose of morality is the perfection...