Flare Dancer


Location: Texas. Truly the most embarrassing thing about the USA, and that's saying something.

Joined Mar 06, 2012 at 12:15PM EST



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If you came to thumb down my images or complain about how they’re already uploaded, most of them are just reaction pics that I put in a place where I can find them.

If you comment on my page, it gets deleted after I read it. Nothing personal, just how I do things.

CURRENT BASE STATUS: All my base are belong to CATS.

Recent Activity

Commented on Rick Perry

The moment the news spread, it quickly became party-politics. Even off of FOX and NBC. They both just took what sides of the story they wanted to hear and propagated it more.

Aug 21, 2014 at 12:48AM EDT

Commented on Rick Perry

I dunno. I live in Texass [sic], and the smugness of the citizens of this state rivals that of South Park’s version of San Francisco. But considering that a Republican judge appointed the special prosecutor, well before the indictment became an issue, this means I think Perry might well get convicted.

God, I hope so.

Aug 21, 2014 at 12:48AM EDT

Commented on Sesame Street

What with all the great celebrity cameos, the humor, and the fact that we probably grew up watching it, no entry till now? I mean, think of all the great moments.

Bert’s Face When reaction image, “How do I look, Ernie?” “With your eyes, Bert,” “Make it so, Number 1” with Patrick Stewart, the list just goes on and on!

Aug 21, 2014 at 12:44AM EDT

Commented on John Oliver

I have found Stephen Colbert, so that one’s out. But it still disappoints me that the Daily Show with Jon Stewart doesn’t have a page of its own, given that Oliver made the name for himself alongside Stewart.

Aug 19, 2014 at 06:49PM EDT

Commented on John Oliver

My question is, why aren’t Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert listed with pages of their own? The amount of memetic material they have generated on the internet is staggering.

And if they are here somewhere, how the hell have I missed them when I watch these shows whenever I can?

Aug 19, 2014 at 06:48PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

And this is to be expected. The first few years, when we were still mostly under the radar, people would think “The hell is a brony?” and this would be one of the first places they’d come. But I’d say we’re a bit like the Trekkies, Potterheads, and Star Wars fans, in that we’ve gotten well-known enough to where they at the least know our premise without having to look it up.

Aug 18, 2014 at 09:04AM EDT

Commented on Cubic Entertainment's wall

You know, on the thought of you killing yourself, if you ever are forced to commit suicide for whatever reason, a fun way to do it would be to tie cheese-grating wire around your neck, superglue your hands to the side of your face, and then run forward so the wire cuts through your neck. Then it’ll look like you pulled your own head off.

Not that I wish death on you, mind. I try to be classier than the people who want us firing-squaded.

Aug 17, 2014 at 09:28PM EDT

Commented on Gibus

Yeah, please wear it. You make yourself an easier target.

Aug 17, 2014 at 04:35PM EDT

Commented on Waifu

In short, it’s fine to have a waifu, but don’t make your fictional character your actual IRL waifu.

Which is definitely a good thing to say. I mean, I’m always telling people Twilight Sparkle is my waifu (I mean, just look at my post below) and I have fun with it. But she’s not actually my IRL waifu, nor do I ever pretend she is. I’d like to not be the Forever Alone guy, thanks.

Plus, you know, my waifu was stolen from me so she can’t be my IRL waifu anymore.

Aug 14, 2014 at 10:30AM EDT

Commented on Waifu

Waifus. Most people have them for various reasons.

I don’t, though. You know why?

Aug 13, 2014 at 12:20PM EDT

Commented on Waifu

Off-topic a bit, I can’t wait to see the updated full-body art sprites in the remakes. Have a feeling Flannery’s going to be a bit hotter than she was in the third-gen.

Aug 13, 2014 at 12:15PM EDT

Commented on Fire Challenge

They’re like toast. When they get burnt, you ain’t scraping that blackness off.

Aug 12, 2014 at 11:56PM EDT

Commented on Fire Challenge

Hey, they’re the ones setting themselves on fire, here. Not me. And think of it this way. When idiots do this, one of three things happens.

1) These idiots grow a brain before they get killed (at least one failed to).
2) These idiots get themselves killed doing this, ensuring one less idiot in the world.
3) These idiots continue doing this until either one of these previous two scenarios happens.

Eventually, the average intelligence of the human race will reach normal levels again.

Aug 12, 2014 at 11:55PM EDT

Commented on R.I.P Robin Williams

We were hoping it was Bieber, but noooooo. The random number generator just HAD to pick Robin…

Aug 11, 2014 at 11:31PM EDT

Commented on R.I.P Robin Williams

Guys, I want to point something out. This is the latest in a string of related cases called the “Aaron Ramsey Effect.” Whenever Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey scores, someone famous dies. The first four cases are below, but he also scored two goals last season and Paul Walker died the next day. Yesterday, in the FA Community Shield, he put one in against Manchester City, and it would seem this is the result.

And to make matters worse, he was the captain. The irony here sickens me. O Captain! my Captain!

Aug 11, 2014 at 11:25PM EDT

Commented on Ponify

I’m sorry, I missed the part where we became 9gaggers.

Aug 08, 2014 at 04:39PM EDT

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