Flare Dancer


Location: Texas. Truly the most embarrassing thing about the USA, and that's saying something.

Joined Mar 06, 2012 at 12:15PM EST



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If you came to thumb down my images or complain about how they’re already uploaded, most of them are just reaction pics that I put in a place where I can find them.

If you comment on my page, it gets deleted after I read it. Nothing personal, just how I do things.

CURRENT BASE STATUS: All my base are belong to CATS.

Recent Activity

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Jon Stewart referenced bronies on his show last night, claiming that Dick Cheney’s mind must have been the saddest place on Earth, only for G2 (?) of MLP to show up, which he remarked “Never took him for a brony.”

First, come on, Comedy Central writers. You’re better than this. You did it right for Stewart a while back, and for Colbert too. Please do your research, guys. Unless this was an intentional knock on Wal-Mart for their T-shirt from a couple years back.

Second, maybe if it was intentional to reference G2 as the saddest place on Earth, maybe they did get it right.

Dec 16, 2014 at 10:15AM EST

Commented on The Pirate Bay

I just want to say, another Pirate Bay site is most assuredly NOT up, and it does NOT go by the domainname oldpiratebay.org, and it most especially can NOT be found here

Dec 16, 2014 at 09:39AM EST

Commented on Monster Girls

The way Nani just looks away sells this. I award you a free internet today for great reaction image.

Dec 11, 2014 at 11:08PM EST

Commented on The Pirate Bay

Where was that one line about cutting off one head and two more taking its place from? I’m sure it has some significance here… I can’t quite put my finger on it…

I just can’t figure out how this would have any relevance even though it does, because surely sites like kickasstorrents and PutLocker obviously don’t exist…

Dec 10, 2014 at 11:37AM EST

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

They were the echo chamber…Circlejerking about how everything’s worse than MLP, everything’s fandom’s ending over every little thing, how they know better than the writer… you know, those fans.

Dec 09, 2014 at 04:01PM EST

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Eh, memes and fandoms come and go. It’s been a busy time during our between-seasons hiatus. We haven’t really been the same since Alicorn-gate, and I mean that in a good way. A lot of the toxic Fan-dumb bronies left because “Show changed, ruined 5ever”, multiplied by EqG. Everything seems to have settled down and most everyone seems to be calming their tits.

Oh, and it might have something to do with the fact that we’re an established fandom now, and not some kind of joke or thing not to be taken seriously.

Dec 05, 2014 at 11:47PM EST

Commented on Crossguard Lightsaber

What Bas said. It would have, however, prevented Obi-Wan from getting love-tapped by Dooku, since Sooku both slid down the blade and retracted it a bit to catch him off-guard.

Dec 03, 2014 at 11:08PM EST

Commented on Crossguard Lightsaber

Is it bad that I a) followed every word with complete understanding because of how inyo the series I am, and b) could actually predict where he was going with it before he even started?

Dec 03, 2014 at 09:01AM EST

Commented on Crossguard Lightsaber

That’s actually practical if you think about it. IRL, bo staves were very useful for taking on multiple enemies at once, especially against kendo practitioners, who fought with bamboo reeds used like swords. Since lightsaber combat is based on kendo (loosely, as of Episode I), Darth Maul’s bo-saber made it useful to fight multiple blade-wielding foes at once, which he did. The same could be said of the multitude of other double-edged saber wielders throughout the EU.

But let’s be honest, Lucas didn’t add it for its practicality, he added it for Rule of Cool.

Dec 01, 2014 at 01:22PM EST

Commented on Crossguard Lightsaber

You gotta remember, the general populace doesn’t know about all those old EU characters. We wen from a double-bladed lightsaber to a guy wielding four, and now to a lightsaber with two mini-lightsabers in their eyes.

Dec 01, 2014 at 01:18PM EST

Commented on Cross Lightsabers are going to be all the rage come 2015

Depends. I mean, in the old EU, there was someone with a lightsaber whip running around. This couldn’t possibly be worse than Lumiya’s weapon. In fact, the crossguard prevents things like what Dooku did to Obi-Wan from happening, where he slides the blade up when the opponent isn’t expecting it.

Dec 01, 2014 at 01:15PM EST

Commented on Star Wars

Wonder what that droid is. G7-B1?


Nov 29, 2014 at 11:35AM EST

Commented on Star Wars

People thought the first movie was going to be awesome based on an 80 second teaser, and it turned out to be terribly underwhelming (bad or not is opinion, but it definitely wasn’t what was expected). Perhaps…

Nov 29, 2014 at 11:34AM EST

Commented on Star Wars

Single movie. Abrams has said each movie is going to be standalone. But then again, every MCU movie is standalone, but with an overarching plot in the background…

Nov 29, 2014 at 11:33AM EST

Commented on Star Wars

I’d say more of a bit of a fad. Because once we see Benedict Cumberbatch rip people to shreds with the short sides (ouch, and I do hope it’s Benny), we won’t be making jokes about it. Same thing happened with Maul and Grievous when they unveiled their double-edged blade and four arms with lightsabers, but they died off eventually.

Nov 29, 2014 at 11:32AM EST

Commented on Star Wars

I know we haven’t really heard too much about him being connected to TFA, but How about that narrator? Benedict Cumberbatch? Or someone else? People seem to think it’s either him or Andy Serkis.

But I gotta say, that trailer… 7.8/10. Too much snow, which as we all know, is just chips of ice, which is just frozen water.

In all seriousness, I love it. It really looks like a Star Wars trailer. Reminded me a lot of KotOR for some reason, and I don’t think any part of it would look out of place in The Old Republic either. Can’t wait till it comes out!

Nov 28, 2014 at 10:11PM EST

Commented on Doge

And one dc is still worth practically nothing. A few people mined them relentlessly, but they’re just not all they were cracked up to be. Surprise surprise, they never were.

Nov 25, 2014 at 09:21AM EST

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

I didn’t get Flufflepuff and Chrysalis for a while, but in hindsight it makes a lot more sense, since the fuzzball just oozes love and Chryssie consumes it, it’s the perfect symbiotic relationship.

With Maud and Trixie, Maud is the quiet, monotone, yet still selfless caring one, whereas Trixie is the loud, boisterous, egocentric and non-empathic one. They balance each other out.

Nov 25, 2014 at 08:35AM EST

Commented on Doge

such edge
how salt
many homophobe

Nov 24, 2014 at 01:41PM EST

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