Flare Dancer


Location: Texas. Truly the most embarrassing thing about the USA, and that's saying something.

Joined Mar 06, 2012 at 12:15PM EST



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If you came to thumb down my images or complain about how they’re already uploaded, most of them are just reaction pics that I put in a place where I can find them.

If you comment on my page, it gets deleted after I read it. Nothing personal, just how I do things.

CURRENT BASE STATUS: All my base are belong to CATS.

Recent Activity

Commented on Amy Poehler

At first, because of the fading cutoff at the top of the page, I thought this article was for Doctor Who character Amy Pond.

But anyway, I see GIFs of her everywhere, so it has my approval. +1 Confirm

Sep 17, 2014 at 01:15AM EDT

Commented on 268.gif

It didn’t happen in Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace, or Skyfall. But then, those are the new ones where they’re straying from classic Bond formula.

Sep 16, 2014 at 10:25AM EDT

Commented on Shorter

A man’s wife is brutally murdered, almost all of their children are killed, and one suffers injuries that physically handicap him for the rest of his life. Said son is kidnapped, and the man goes on a journey with a mentally-handicapped woman to rescue him.

Finding Nemo was pretty metal, wasn’t it?

Sep 15, 2014 at 04:57PM EDT

Commented on Conservapedia

I think RationalWiki’s article explains it best.


Sep 12, 2014 at 11:30PM EDT

Commented on The D

Oh, if only it had been deadpooled…

KYM gave the D to The D!”

Sep 11, 2014 at 12:01PM EDT

Commented on September 11th, 2001 Attacks

You know, laughter has a healing quality to it. I’m not really sure why or how, but it does. By no means do I think it is funny to disrespect or slander those who died in this tragic event, but at the same time, there are people who take this day way too seriously (as in, barely mention it in a neutral, non-’MURICA! light and your ass is grass). Where, exactly, do we draw the line? And when, if ever, will that line start moving back to where we can make jokes about it without having to worry about political correctness?

Also, Jon Stewart.

Sep 11, 2014 at 11:59AM EDT

Commented on Sassy George Washington

“Newer and largely unknown” means that it’s automatically disqualified in my book.

We’re here to document generally well-known ideas, images, etc. that circulate the web. You basically just shot yourself in the foot there.

+1 Deadpool. For now. Who knows? It might develop. But I’d say it’s like the House of Representatives working together. It could happen, but don’t hold your breath.

Sep 10, 2014 at 09:42PM EDT

Commented on iPhone

You used this image macro…

I do not think it’s used how you think it’s used.

Sep 10, 2014 at 01:03PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Partly because I am deliberately trying not to get involved, I know next to nothing about what’s going on. So, this being said, I must decline the invitation. For now, at least. Given how this seems to be spreading on Facebook, as of late, this could change.

Sep 09, 2014 at 01:08PM EDT

Commented on Royal Baby

Well, as an aspiring Englishman (and as of my internship in Bristol this summer, well on my way to becoming a permanent resident), it is nice to know who you’re going to judge as being not as awesome as Queen Betty.2.

Sep 08, 2014 at 10:37PM EDT

Commented on d11.gif

I repeat. The hell am I watching?

Aug 31, 2014 at 09:29AM EDT

Commented on Filename Extensions

I’m using the filename extension. I’m just elaborating on what it does, though I suppose that makes it lose some of the humor.

Aug 30, 2014 at 10:57AM EDT

Commented on Filename Extensions

Initializing confirm.exe

int main()

int counter = 0;
int limit = int_max;
int confirms;

while (subject != confirmed && counter != limit)
…..counter += 1;

confirms = counter;

cout << “+” << confirms " confirms!" << endl;

return 0;

+2147483647 confirms!

Aug 30, 2014 at 10:55AM EDT

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