Flare Dancer


Location: Texas. Truly the most embarrassing thing about the USA, and that's saying something.

Joined Mar 06, 2012 at 12:15PM EST



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If you came to thumb down my images or complain about how they’re already uploaded, most of them are just reaction pics that I put in a place where I can find them.

If you comment on my page, it gets deleted after I read it. Nothing personal, just how I do things.

CURRENT BASE STATUS: All my base are belong to CATS.

Recent Activity

Commented on Dashcon

I’m on Tumblr for the Ask A Pony blogs, not to mention Wil Wheaton and a couple of other ones. But other than that, Tumblr is just whiny virgin girls who circlejerk each other in social justice.

Jul 15, 2014 at 08:14PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

So, the Hub’s airing a 91-episode mega “mare-athon” in August. Seems like they’re attempting to put on an Ultimate Brony Challenge of their own. Ah, I remember when you could actually accomplish Ultimate Brony Challenges within 24 hours…

Jul 15, 2014 at 09:27AM EDT

Commented on Dashcon

Hello. I am a prince in my home country of Nigeria, and I require your help. I need a small amount of $1,000 US dollars to help me relocate my Nigerian account of $3 million into the United States. You will be compensated once the job is done.

Jul 15, 2014 at 09:23AM EDT

Commented on Dashcon

Friendly reminder, these are the people who think they can bring down 4Chan.

Jul 15, 2014 at 09:20AM EDT

Commented on Wingboner & Clopping

Yeah, I found out about it before I became a brony. My only thought was “Well, every fandom has these people. What’s such a big deal about it?” But every time I saw pegasi with their wings up in the show, I always thought they were getting just a little on the excited side of things.

Jul 08, 2014 at 10:54AM EDT

Commented on 2014 Tumblr-4chan Raids

In the immortal words of Stephen Colbert, “Let me put this hacker lingo into layman’s terms. Anonymous is a hornet’s nest. And Aaron Barr just said, ‘Imana go stick muh penis inta that thing.’”

Jul 07, 2014 at 04:13PM EDT

Commented on Ann Coulter

That and they’re convinced that Reagan is American Jesus.

Jul 07, 2014 at 12:08PM EDT

Commented on 2014 Tumblr-4chan Raids

You just know 9gag’s gonna jump in on this at some point. As soon as the winner’s already been determined so they can steal the glory of victories and the loser’s memes. But we all know it’s going to be 4Chan.

Jul 07, 2014 at 10:51AM EDT

Commented on Scumbag Christian

I feel persecution the likes of which hasn’t been seen since the Roman Empire. We’re totally being executed by cross, gladiator arena, and forced meme here.

Jul 07, 2014 at 10:40AM EDT

Commented on Things Tim Howard Could Save

I blame Besler for letting his man by twice in a row. If your defense isn’t backing you up, look at all that space one man has to cover, which is a physical impossibility.

Jul 02, 2014 at 04:58PM EDT

Commented on Ann Coulter

I blame The Fault in Our Stars. It’s clearly trying to outdo Shrek 2 in the Rotten Tomatoes ratings, and it is upsetting our Ogrelords, who are striking with fury and vengeance by sending a troll instead of an ogre.

Jul 01, 2014 at 11:50AM EDT

Commented on Ann Coulter

As an independent with left leanings (yet mostly progressive views), we know how it feels (Liberal Douche Garfolo, or however the hell you spell her name).

Jul 01, 2014 at 11:49AM EDT

Commented on Ann Coulter

I think she’s Andrew Schlafly’s girlfriend. They met on Christian Mingle.Com, spent years working with Westboro Baptist in the “godless fields of America” and are convinced Obama and everything that can be remotely linked to him are destroying America.

I never thought I’d say this about anyone, but she’s seriously worse than Glenn Beck was at the height of his idiocy. He’s been getting better (slowly), and I think she’s trying to make up for it.

Jul 01, 2014 at 11:48AM EDT

Commented on Burwell v. Hobby Lobby

Gonna go with “US Government Shutting Down Because The Republicans Don’t Get Their Way In Congress” for 1000 please, Mr. Trebek.

Jun 30, 2014 at 08:09PM EDT

Commented on Burwell v. Hobby Lobby

There’s a difference between having to pay for their contraception, which you could say they are with the wages, and having to provide, either through actual pills/operations or by paying for it out of pocket. In this, an employer can provide whatever he wants. We didn’t need the Supreme Court to tell us that. You run a business how you want to, as long as it doesn’t violate the law. This doesn’t violate the law, so why did we need the nation’s highest court to tell us it doesn’t?

Jun 30, 2014 at 08:01PM EDT

Commented on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

It’s The Dark Knight all over again… One of these days, whoever the Joker is is going to capture one of you… and may Gaben have mercy on your soul.

Jun 25, 2014 at 07:27PM EDT

Commented on Dark Souls

Dark Souls is currently $4.99 on Steam right now. Offer lasts until midnight tonight.

Jun 24, 2014 at 03:52PM EDT

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